Gossip Girl - 1x07 "Victor, Victoria"

GOSSIP GIRL! Thank god you're back! I missed you so much last week, bb. Never leave me again.

( Favorite Moments behind the cut... )

Favorite Quotes:

Blair: Chuck Bass, I do believe your years of underage partying and boozing have paid off
(Leighton's delivery of this line rules)

Rufus responding to Jenny's vague question: Yeah, I think I saw it by that ambiguous big thing over by the nondescript place.
(Oh Rufus, looks, the voice, and humor. I heart you)

Random Girl: Hey, Serena, why don't you get a room!
(LOL, Serena really is an exhibitionist ... and horny)

GG: But can Brooklyn keep up with the Uptown Express?
(Oh, GG you are so right. Serena is SO too much woman for Dan)

Bart Bass: What with the business formal. Are you being arraigned for something?

Blair: Well, it's not High School Musical scandalous.

Serena to Blair: No, mom. We haven't!

Blair's response to Dan trying to slow things down with Serena: Only with you, I can't imagine why.
(Hello, subtext *waves* I missed you)

Blair on the dress Eleanor wanted her to wear: Yes, it'd be very nice. If I was sailing up on the Mayflower.

Blair: Game recognizes game Little J.
(Blair channeling Riley Freeman is the BESTEST!  Game recognizes game Little J, and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar!  Oh, ghetto Blair. I heart you)


(remembers the Writer's Strike and cries)