I am teh drunk

The end of the school year is fun. 

You go into the school and you don't do anything.

And then you go on scavenger hunts and collect baby Buddha's, have a BBQ and get REALLY REALLY DRUNK!

REALLY.

I made a monocle out of champagne wire and a rubber band.

I also made a lot of funny dirty jokes.

And then Kitty kept flicking me in the arm.  And then she slapped my monocle rubber band strap against my ear and it hurt.  And I cried didn't cry at all and she felt bad.

And I think I got tricked a lot, but I never fell over, which is I think is a good thing.

And then my co-workers took the rum champagne away.

And, also I think I like that headbands are coming back. 

In conclusion ... teh world ... she spins ... ... ...