Breaking News: Megan Fox to portray Mother Theresa!

Yes, really.

Well kind of.

Here's a joke trailer (it's part of the promotion for How to Lose Friends and Alienate People) for Theresa: The Making of a Saint starring Megan Fox as Sophia Maes as Mother Theresa.

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Too funny. Even funnier ... people believing that this is a real movie

Stop the presses! New James Bond Theme!

With the leak of this song, everyone is asking the question: Is it too late to replace Jack White and Alicia Keys?

"The James Bond producers have already gone through one theme song for Quantum of Solace, canning Amy Winehouse after she turned into a pillar of herpes or some shit; the latest theme comes from the weird team-up of Jack White and Alicia Keys. While that sounds interesting, there's just no way it can match up with the proposed theme song that Joe Cornish, from the UK's The Adam and Joe Show (and co-writer of Ant-Man!), has come up with. I think this says it all."

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I love your super fine ass Alicia, but The Something of Boris (a.k.a The Quantum of Solace: Proposed Theme) totally gets my vote!

Seriously though, check it out. It is HILARIOUS!

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New "Bitch Slap" promo video!

This is hilarious. I heart Michael Hurst so much after seeing this. Seriously, the man is comedy gold. I only wish I could work the word "shriven" into a conversation IRL.

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*wipes tear from eyes*

I cannot wait for this movie to come out.

Also, the person's who hands were feeling up Trixie's dinners, is the luckiest person on Earth.

BRING ON THE BITCH SLAP!