Jesse is such a creeper. "You're a pretty girl". Is it wrong that I like her so much as a dirty predatory killing machine?
Lena + UFO lady = UNF! They need to put Lena on screen with powerful women more often. The "Jizz in my pants" factor cannot be denied.
Okay, Riley's hair as they entered the hotel room = HA. I love that Jesse looks like she just stepped out of a magazine and Riley was all Mad Max: Beyond Thuderdome'd out.
Jesse combing Riley's hair while both in big fluffy robes and tucking her in = Awww and fap fap fap
"I'm not much for technology." lol, it cracks me up what a cranky old woman Sarah sounds like sometimes. Also, she was like "yeah, thanks. I totally needed to hear that," after the layd said she was going to pee.
TANK!TOP!LENA! = Jizz in my pants
Is she a dude? Yep, she's a dude. She's a real femmy looking due though. The woman-pretending-to-be-a-man-pretending-to-be-a-woman thing wasn't that convincing when Julie Andrews did it, and it's no convincing now (actually, this chick was a little more convincing ... but at least Victor/Victoria had some kickass musical numbers to make up for it. I suppose Tank!top!Lena is this episodes musical number). Thick eyebrows are in, they fierce (see: Camilla Bell, JConn, Filippa Hamilton), they will not make a chick look like a dude, just like Brooke Shields.
"I'm looking at her star." That sounded dirty.
Damn, Lena is fine as shit. Shot that gun! Reload baby, yeah that it!
I don't know why, but Lena's hair is killing me with it's UNFability this episode.
OMG! Jesse is a total cunt-whore.
DAMN, Riley slit her wrists. Honestly didn't see that coming. I'd say, "Look at that! Look at that and think about what you've done young lady!" But Jesse [dramatic voice]doesn't FEEL[/dv] Ugh. It's nice to know that Stephenie learned sumthin' from working with Michelle Forbes about how to play an unrelenting evil bitch! Admiral Cain would be proud, Maj. Shaw, she would be proud. She's still no Michelle Forbes though, cause I loved me some Cain psycho as she was, and I want to pimp-slap Jesse, like I'm ... well, Jesse pimp-slapping Riley, most of the time.
Sarah, you dirt bag! It's okay, I understand. You had to do it, bb. You had to. Wow, Oops, Sarah. Big Oops, huh?
I love Institutionalized!Sarah's cameos.
NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A NAP, SARAH!!!!!!!
Lena + UFO lady = UNF! They need to put Lena on screen with powerful women more often. The "Jizz in my pants" factor cannot be denied.
Okay, Riley's hair as they entered the hotel room = HA. I love that Jesse looks like she just stepped out of a magazine and Riley was all Mad Max: Beyond Thuderdome'd out.
Jesse combing Riley's hair while both in big fluffy robes and tucking her in = Awww and fap fap fap
"I'm not much for technology." lol, it cracks me up what a cranky old woman Sarah sounds like sometimes. Also, she was like "yeah, thanks. I totally needed to hear that," after the layd said she was going to pee.
TANK!TOP!LENA! = Jizz in my pants
Is she a dude? Yep, she's a dude. She's a real femmy looking due though. The woman-pretending-to-be-a-man-pretending-to-be-a-woman thing wasn't that convincing when Julie Andrews did it, and it's no convincing now (actually, this chick was a little more convincing ... but at least Victor/Victoria had some kickass musical numbers to make up for it. I suppose Tank!top!Lena is this episodes musical number). Thick eyebrows are in, they fierce (see: Camilla Bell, JConn, Filippa Hamilton), they will not make a chick look like a dude, just like Brooke Shields.
"I'm looking at her star." That sounded dirty.
Damn, Lena is fine as shit. Shot that gun! Reload baby, yeah that it!
I don't know why, but Lena's hair is killing me with it's UNFability this episode.
OMG! Jesse is a total cunt-whore.
DAMN, Riley slit her wrists. Honestly didn't see that coming. I'd say, "Look at that! Look at that and think about what you've done young lady!" But Jesse [dramatic voice]doesn't FEEL[/dv] Ugh. It's nice to know that Stephenie learned sumthin' from working with Michelle Forbes about how to play an unrelenting evil bitch! Admiral Cain would be proud, Maj. Shaw, she would be proud. She's still no Michelle Forbes though, cause I loved me some Cain psycho as she was, and I want to pimp-slap Jesse, like I'm ... well, Jesse pimp-slapping Riley, most of the time.
Sarah, you dirt bag! It's okay, I understand. You had to do it, bb. You had to. Wow, Oops, Sarah. Big Oops, huh?
I love Institutionalized!Sarah's cameos.
NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A NAP, SARAH!!!!!!!