Fic: Damsel (Alice/Bella, Twilight)

Title: Damsel
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: R/NC-17
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Bella’s in trouble when a mysterious stranger shows up to rescue her. But are they really there to help?
Prompt: Damsel in Distress
Beta'd by lightbluenym
 

( She liked the forest generally. It was calming and lovely, and she sometimes liked to go for walks in the woods that lay by her house. She would have gladly fled the woods that night if she could have however, but unfortunately her hands were tied … literally... )

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