"Nu-uh! She says she likes us equally; just differently..."
LOL! OMG, I love you! That's so perfect.
You know Bella would be all, "Don't hate the playa, hate the game." And then Jasper would start fucking with her emotions, and Bella would be all like "No powers!" and would like try to call Alice to tell on him. And Alice would all like, "jesus, I'll just flip a coin alright"
(cause forget pimps, it's hard out there for a sexy bitch).
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Date: 2008-09-18 01:24 am (UTC)LOL! OMG, I love you! That's so perfect.
You know Bella would be all, "Don't hate the playa, hate the game." And then Jasper would start fucking with her emotions, and Bella would be all like "No powers!" and would like try to call Alice to tell on him. And Alice would all like, "jesus, I'll just flip a coin alright"
(cause forget pimps, it's hard out there for a sexy bitch).