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fembuckOkay, I'm gonna warn you up front that the following are my 'real time thoughts' on the episode and what's happening. So if I bitch speculate about stuff that is answered by the end of episode I apologise, but I just had no idea how it was going to end while typing.
Opening sequence = WTF? Why was she so uncoordinated? Was girlfrien' human at one point?
"If I was going to try to kill you again, we wouldn't be having this conversation." - Luv you Cam!
Also, her face when John requested "the puffy ones, not the crunch ones" was made of pure win.
Yeah, okay they fooled me. I thought the balloon was Shirley Manson for a minute.
"So what are you in for?" = HOT PRISON SEX! It's like CAGED for 2008! Only with 100% more cybernetic organisms.
Alison Young? Cameralison was once in an internment camp! WHAT? Cameralison had a sassy personality? WHAT?
That's right Sarah, sit down. You know what it's like to be a single mother! That's my badass lady with a heart of gold.
"Cause you're coming with me."
LOOK OUT SARAH! JODI'S MAKING A MOVE FOR YOUR WOMAN. Wait, wait ... did I say, 'look out Sarah'? What I meant was ... poor Jodi. She doesn't know that Sarah Connor in the hbic, and that you don't fuck with her Cameralison unless you want to become close friends ... WITH PAIN!
Sarah's so fucking badass. She gives birth in fucking jungles. JUNGLES! She rides home with newly born babies in chicken trucks! Then she fucking sings in Spanish, probably looking real hot and stuff despite the just giving birth thing!!! I know she probably looks hot because this woman is the fucking shit!!!
"Delicious!" - BEST DELIVERY OF A SINGLE LINE EVER!
The Brogue scares the shit out of me. Red Delicious? HA! More like Red Deadly-icious!!!
I already like Jodi better than Riley.
CAMERALISON IS NOT BADASS! Dude! WTF! I WANT CAMERON BACK! CAMERALISON does NOT kick ass! I wanted a beat down son, not sniveling against a fence. Jeez ... ... ... I hope they paid for those burgers upfront.
GOD CAMERALISON GETS ALL THE LADIEZ! Seriously, they've known each other an afternoon and already CAMERALISON has gots the girl in her bed (and giving her shit). CAMERALISON IS A PIMP! Not badass, but a pimp. (They should totally go find Silent!Hot!Girl and get her to be their Silent!Hot!Bodyguard)
Oh, hai Angelina Jolie's friend who I haven't seen in a movie for a while! You bring out those memories. You bring 'em out like a rockstar!
AWWWWW! Trembling lip. YOU SLAY ME SUMMER! YOU MAKE ME CRY! Sometimes I forget how great an actress Summer is, and then scenes like that happen. Both Cameralison and Alison were so emotive but in different ways.
I DON"T GET THIS ALISON THING! WHY PROGRAM CAMERON WITH SOME HUMAN CHICKS MEMORIES SKYNET! You're a stupid computer who makes no sense!
Um, Jodi. The two of you can stay there and have plenty of fun (if you know what I mean, and I KNOW that YOU do).
Way to ruin Sarah's lunch Cop!Man. Giving her indigestion and shit when she's just tryin' to eat a burger. Seriously, can't a bitch get a break?
FUSEBALL CAMERALISON IS QT!
Dude, was Cameron built to take the place of a real person? Like to go undercover as Alison Young and shit, but then captured and reprogrammed?
WHY TO THEY HAVE TIGERS AND BEARS IN A PRISON? I mean, I know it's a scary prison, but really!
I can't believe John tried to manhandle CAMERALISON. What a door knob.
OMG! CAMERON WAS PROGRAMMED TO REPLACE A REAL PERSON! Also, stil hot even with that strangely male robotic voice.
"I'm going to kill him and hang his head on a pike for all to see." DAMN. Look at Cameralison getting all poetical.
Dude, did you just ask Sarah Connor to spend the night with your girlfriend? Cause, she's not gonna be your girlfriend after that. She's gonna be Sarah's bitch!
AH! Mini-Red-Deadly-ious! CREE-PEE. On another note, Red Deadly-icious and Ellison play well off of each other.
That's totally Jodi's house! Yeah, I knew it.
HO-LEE-FUCK! Damn Cameron, damn gurl. You snapped her neck like it was toothpick. Also, am I a bad person for thinking "Yoink!" and giggling when Cameron stole the braclet off of Alison's corpse?
*Note to self: Never fucking lie to Cameron*
"Apparently not." LOL. Winners do it deadpan.
Right next door? More like 'right in your bed'.
"I got it at this awesome thrift store in Echo Park." Damn. Cameron can be creepy as hell at times. That line totally reminded me of "I got you a tight present." It's like before her copying people was all qt and adorable, and now it's like all dark and twisted. Seriously, Cameron is a machine with serious ISSUES. She's fascinating and Summer Glau is awesome.
Opening sequence = WTF? Why was she so uncoordinated? Was girlfrien' human at one point?
"If I was going to try to kill you again, we wouldn't be having this conversation." - Luv you Cam!
Also, her face when John requested "the puffy ones, not the crunch ones" was made of pure win.
Yeah, okay they fooled me. I thought the balloon was Shirley Manson for a minute.
"So what are you in for?" = HOT PRISON SEX! It's like CAGED for 2008! Only with 100% more cybernetic organisms.
Alison Young? Cameralison was once in an internment camp! WHAT? Cameralison had a sassy personality? WHAT?
That's right Sarah, sit down. You know what it's like to be a single mother! That's my badass lady with a heart of gold.
"Cause you're coming with me."
LOOK OUT SARAH! JODI'S MAKING A MOVE FOR YOUR WOMAN. Wait, wait ... did I say, 'look out Sarah'? What I meant was ... poor Jodi. She doesn't know that Sarah Connor in the hbic, and that you don't fuck with her Cameralison unless you want to become close friends ... WITH PAIN!
Sarah's so fucking badass. She gives birth in fucking jungles. JUNGLES! She rides home with newly born babies in chicken trucks! Then she fucking sings in Spanish, probably looking real hot and stuff despite the just giving birth thing!!! I know she probably looks hot because this woman is the fucking shit!!!
"Delicious!" - BEST DELIVERY OF A SINGLE LINE EVER!
The Brogue scares the shit out of me. Red Delicious? HA! More like Red Deadly-icious!!!
I already like Jodi better than Riley.
CAMERALISON IS NOT BADASS! Dude! WTF! I WANT CAMERON BACK! CAMERALISON does NOT kick ass! I wanted a beat down son, not sniveling against a fence. Jeez ... ... ... I hope they paid for those burgers upfront.
GOD CAMERALISON GETS ALL THE LADIEZ! Seriously, they've known each other an afternoon and already CAMERALISON has gots the girl in her bed (and giving her shit). CAMERALISON IS A PIMP! Not badass, but a pimp. (They should totally go find Silent!Hot!Girl and get her to be their Silent!Hot!Bodyguard)
Oh, hai Angelina Jolie's friend who I haven't seen in a movie for a while! You bring out those memories. You bring 'em out like a rockstar!
AWWWWW! Trembling lip. YOU SLAY ME SUMMER! YOU MAKE ME CRY! Sometimes I forget how great an actress Summer is, and then scenes like that happen. Both Cameralison and Alison were so emotive but in different ways.
I DON"T GET THIS ALISON THING! WHY PROGRAM CAMERON WITH SOME HUMAN CHICKS MEMORIES SKYNET! You're a stupid computer who makes no sense!
Um, Jodi. The two of you can stay there and have plenty of fun (if you know what I mean, and I KNOW that YOU do).
Way to ruin Sarah's lunch Cop!Man. Giving her indigestion and shit when she's just tryin' to eat a burger. Seriously, can't a bitch get a break?
FUSEBALL CAMERALISON IS QT!
Dude, was Cameron built to take the place of a real person? Like to go undercover as Alison Young and shit, but then captured and reprogrammed?
WHY TO THEY HAVE TIGERS AND BEARS IN A PRISON? I mean, I know it's a scary prison, but really!
I can't believe John tried to manhandle CAMERALISON. What a door knob.
OMG! CAMERON WAS PROGRAMMED TO REPLACE A REAL PERSON! Also, stil hot even with that strangely male robotic voice.
"I'm going to kill him and hang his head on a pike for all to see." DAMN. Look at Cameralison getting all poetical.
Dude, did you just ask Sarah Connor to spend the night with your girlfriend? Cause, she's not gonna be your girlfriend after that. She's gonna be Sarah's bitch!
AH! Mini-Red-Deadly-ious! CREE-PEE. On another note, Red Deadly-icious and Ellison play well off of each other.
That's totally Jodi's house! Yeah, I knew it.
HO-LEE-FUCK! Damn Cameron, damn gurl. You snapped her neck like it was toothpick. Also, am I a bad person for thinking "Yoink!" and giggling when Cameron stole the braclet off of Alison's corpse?
*Note to self: Never fucking lie to Cameron*
"Apparently not." LOL. Winners do it deadpan.
Right next door? More like 'right in your bed'.
"I got it at this awesome thrift store in Echo Park." Damn. Cameron can be creepy as hell at times. That line totally reminded me of "I got you a tight present." It's like before her copying people was all qt and adorable, and now it's like all dark and twisted. Seriously, Cameron is a machine with serious ISSUES. She's fascinating and Summer Glau is awesome.
