Because 'vampire baseball' will never NOT be funny!
Oh, I know. The fact that they take it so srsly with their little uniforms and everything just makes it that much more ridiculous. Other vampires must be so ashamed of them. It's like, "Dudes, be vegetarians if you want. But do you HAVE to make the whole species seem like pussy douchebags?"
What's wrong with a little misdirection? I mean, if the trailer for The Happening can actually make *that* POS look like a good movie, why not make the Twilight trailers into the movie everyone *wishes* the book had been? Are they afraid of offending Stephenie Meyer?
Fuck Stephenie Meyer. They already have the film rights, they don't have to care what she thinks anymore! Screw her and her idiotic vampires. They should totally have gone with misdirection. Fans of the books would have seen the movie anyone, and people who had no idea what the books were would have been intrigued and gone to see it. With the official trailer they missed the opportunity to dupe unsuspecting people into wasting their money on the movie. I mean, I suppose it's good that those innocent unsuspecting folk have been saved the torture that is Twilight, but I would have preferred to have some people in the theater that would have been sighing in disgust along with me, instead of like riveted 13 year old girls. *sigh*
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Date: 2008-10-26 05:25 am (UTC)Oh, I know. The fact that they take it so srsly with their little uniforms and everything just makes it that much more ridiculous. Other vampires must be so ashamed of them. It's like, "Dudes, be vegetarians if you want. But do you HAVE to make the whole species seem like pussy douchebags?"
What's wrong with a little misdirection? I mean, if the trailer for The Happening can actually make *that* POS look like a good movie, why not make the Twilight trailers into the movie everyone *wishes* the book had been? Are they afraid of offending Stephenie Meyer?
Fuck Stephenie Meyer. They already have the film rights, they don't have to care what she thinks anymore! Screw her and her idiotic vampires. They should totally have gone with misdirection. Fans of the books would have seen the movie anyone, and people who had no idea what the books were would have been intrigued and gone to see it. With the official trailer they missed the opportunity to dupe unsuspecting people into wasting their money on the movie. I mean, I suppose it's good that those innocent unsuspecting folk have been saved the torture that is Twilight, but I would have preferred to have some people in the theater that would have been sighing in disgust along with me, instead of like riveted 13 year old girls. *sigh*