Goddamn you WB! Why?? Fucking why man???

[fembuck]

So a new promotional image of Narcissa from Half-Blood Prince has been released.











Now, I don't want to be a hater, but .... FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAIR FAIL!
EYEBROW FAIL!
LIPSTICK FAIL!
HAIR FAIL! (it had to be said twice)
SHOE FAIL!
AGE FAIL x 1000 (she is supposed to be the YOUNGEST sister you fuckers!  This chick looks like she used to steal McGonagall's fucking homework back in the Jazz Age, or some shit.  I call fuckery on you WB, I call FUCKERY!!!!.

I'll admit it, the pose is aiight still.

But seriously people ... LOOK!



I mean REALLY?  NARCISSA MALFOY SHOULD NOT BE LOOKIN' LIKE A HOT TRANNY MESS!

I did not sign up to see Helena-Bonham Carter eye-fucking Cruella fucking Deville!  I did NOT!



See ... Bellatrix won't stand for this shit either!

Fuck the WB man, that is not my Narcissa.  This:




 OR





THIS is my Narcissa!.

Shiiiiiit, I'm done man.  I need a drink ...

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Re: Curse of the Cat

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

ON WHAT PLANET DID THIS SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA?!?

I don't know, but whatever wonderful crack they were on for the ENTIRE FILMING OF THIS MOVIE, I want some it, because it must have been GOOD SHIT for them to think that this disaster was a good idea.

Seriously, WB. Hook me up with some of that shit. It's the only way I'm gonna make it through Narcissa's scenes without weeping in a really embarrassing way in the theater.