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So a new promotional image of Narcissa from Half-Blood Prince has been released.











Now, I don't want to be a hater, but .... FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAIR FAIL!
EYEBROW FAIL!
LIPSTICK FAIL!
HAIR FAIL! (it had to be said twice)
SHOE FAIL!
AGE FAIL x 1000 (she is supposed to be the YOUNGEST sister you fuckers!  This chick looks like she used to steal McGonagall's fucking homework back in the Jazz Age, or some shit.  I call fuckery on you WB, I call FUCKERY!!!!.

I'll admit it, the pose is aiight still.

But seriously people ... LOOK!



I mean REALLY?  NARCISSA MALFOY SHOULD NOT BE LOOKIN' LIKE A HOT TRANNY MESS!

I did not sign up to see Helena-Bonham Carter eye-fucking Cruella fucking Deville!  I did NOT!



See ... Bellatrix won't stand for this shit either!

Fuck the WB man, that is not my Narcissa.  This:




 OR





THIS is my Narcissa!.

Shiiiiiit, I'm done man.  I need a drink ...

Date: 2008-10-30 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
"WHAT DID YOU DO BACK IN THE DAY WHEN YOUR FACE WAS THIS FUCKED UP?"

LOL! OMG, you bring the lulz :D

Did you know that Wikipedia now has comments about Narcissa's hair in it? It's crazy.

People are upset about this shit! You can't just fuck up Narcissa muthafucking Malfoy like that without expecting people to go crazy and shit. I'm waiting for the facebook groups to pop up, lol. And now that I've mocked the crazy weirdos that started this ... do you have a link to the page? I need to look ... and laugh ... and look somemore.

Dude, Mrs Coulter PERIOD was the sex. She was even better in the book though

This is trufax. I loved Mrs. Coulter in the books. I would have read an entire series just about her. I was just glad that Kidman and her golden locks didn't fuck Coulter up and even managed to be sexy as fuck too. I have always pictured Catherine Zeta-Jones in my head for book!Coulter. So yeah, both versions were hot, but book!Coulter was fiercer RAWR!

you know that her seducing Lyra was totally cannon.

Dude, I felt dirty reading about Coulter's seduction of Lyra, but not dirty enough to stop reading or watching ... or wishing that it would continue forever.

As much as I despise chan and as much as I tell myself that incest is horrible and bad and WRONG, I'm so drawn to that ship; my resistance only makes the experience more enjoyable.

I've long since given into the occasional incest pairing (blackcest is best!) but I've stayed away from chan. But, yeah. Coulter and Lyra were kind of disturbingly chemistry ridden. I think I could read future fics. I would creep myself out, but I know I would read it, lol.

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