Goddamn you WB! Why?? Fucking why man???
Oct. 29th, 2008 05:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So a new promotional image of Narcissa from Half-Blood Prince has been released.





Now, I don't want to be a hater, but .... FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAIR FAIL!
EYEBROW FAIL!
LIPSTICK FAIL!
HAIR FAIL! (it had to be said twice)
SHOE FAIL!
AGE FAIL x 1000 (she is supposed to be the YOUNGEST sister you fuckers! This chick looks like she used to steal McGonagall's fucking homework back in the Jazz Age, or some shit. I call fuckery on you WB, I call FUCKERY!!!!.
I'll admit it, the pose is aiight still.
But seriously people ... LOOK!

I mean REALLY? NARCISSA MALFOY SHOULD NOT BE LOOKIN' LIKE A HOT TRANNY MESS!
I did not sign up to see Helena-Bonham Carter eye-fucking Cruella fucking Deville! I did NOT!

See ... Bellatrix won't stand for this shit either!
Fuck the WB man, that is not my Narcissa. This:

OR


THIS is my Narcissa!.
Shiiiiiit, I'm done man. I need a drink ...





Now, I don't want to be a hater, but .... FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAIR FAIL!
EYEBROW FAIL!
LIPSTICK FAIL!
HAIR FAIL! (it had to be said twice)
SHOE FAIL!
AGE FAIL x 1000 (she is supposed to be the YOUNGEST sister you fuckers! This chick looks like she used to steal McGonagall's fucking homework back in the Jazz Age, or some shit. I call fuckery on you WB, I call FUCKERY!!!!.
I'll admit it, the pose is aiight still.
But seriously people ... LOOK!

I mean REALLY? NARCISSA MALFOY SHOULD NOT BE LOOKIN' LIKE A HOT TRANNY MESS!
I did not sign up to see Helena-Bonham Carter eye-fucking Cruella fucking Deville! I did NOT!

See ... Bellatrix won't stand for this shit either!
Fuck the WB man, that is not my Narcissa. This:

OR


THIS is my Narcissa!.
Shiiiiiit, I'm done man. I need a drink ...
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Date: 2008-10-30 12:12 pm (UTC)1. Your use of "that" makes me LOL like crazy. I love it.
Thank you. =]
I swear the comments on this are awesome too. Lol the make up artist "WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT?!" *puts lipstick on it*
I know, the Hair. It hurts my eyes to look at.