Goddamn you WB! Why?? Fucking why man???

[fembuck]

So a new promotional image of Narcissa from Half-Blood Prince has been released.











Now, I don't want to be a hater, but .... FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAIR FAIL!
EYEBROW FAIL!
LIPSTICK FAIL!
HAIR FAIL! (it had to be said twice)
SHOE FAIL!
AGE FAIL x 1000 (she is supposed to be the YOUNGEST sister you fuckers!  This chick looks like she used to steal McGonagall's fucking homework back in the Jazz Age, or some shit.  I call fuckery on you WB, I call FUCKERY!!!!.

I'll admit it, the pose is aiight still.

But seriously people ... LOOK!



I mean REALLY?  NARCISSA MALFOY SHOULD NOT BE LOOKIN' LIKE A HOT TRANNY MESS!

I did not sign up to see Helena-Bonham Carter eye-fucking Cruella fucking Deville!  I did NOT!



See ... Bellatrix won't stand for this shit either!

Fuck the WB man, that is not my Narcissa.  This:




 OR





THIS is my Narcissa!.

Shiiiiiit, I'm done man.  I need a drink ...

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Olivia Wilde as young Bella will occupy my dreams forever!

I think I'd pictured Rachel (http://overbreadth.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/rachel_nichols0025.jpg) Nichols (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/158/333445220_faa012d940.jpg) as the young Narcissa that went along with Olivia as Bella.

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

yeah, that one
she's much better
and I'm w illing to pretend she's old enough to be that wussy's mom if the producers are willing to consider casting her *nods*

[sapphire-magick.livejournal.com]

Olivia Wilde as young Bella will occupy my dreams forever!

FUCKING GOD, THAT WOULD BE EXTREMELY HOT. And Edward would be played by Kate Beckinsale because she has already played vampire before.

Who can resist Olivia Wilde and Kate Beckinsale as the Twilight couple? Plus, we would get to see Olivia having her way with another hot woman! My lesbian dream. XD

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Bellatrix, bb. Bellatrix ;)

But now you've got the imagine in my head of Olivia Wilde making out with Kate Beckinsale (vamped out Selene style) and for that mental image I thank you forever. Kate will be an Edward substitute, but not at all Edward-like. Kateward would not be worried about her virtue, Kateward would see Olivella and tap that like a meteor was about to crash into the earth. Cause Kateward would be a pimp, and that's how Olivella likes her!

Plus, we would get to see Olivia having her way with another hot woman! My lesbian dream.

Olivia Wilde can never kiss enough hot chicks. If she dedicated her whole career to nothing but kissing hot chicks I think that I and many other people would find it a career well spent. She just does it sooooo well. She and the Prince can have like a gajillion babies, I don't care as long as she keeps bringing GoGA to my film/television screen.

[sapphire-magick.livejournal.com]

Bellatrix, bb. Bellatrix ;)

Oops. =/ I was totally thinking about Twilight there. Haha.

Kateward would not be worried about her virtue, Kateward would see Olivella and tap that like a meteor was about to crash into the earth. Cause Kateward would be a pimp, and that's how Olivella likes her!

Jesus, how delicious would that be?! The seduction, the blood play, the gratuitous naked scenes... *dies*

Olivia Wilde can never kiss enough hot chicks. If she dedicated her whole career to nothing but kissing hot chicks I think that I and many other people would find it a career well spent.

WORD. More than well spent. She will be universally worshipped til eternity for her wonderful roles in kissing hot girls. As Faith/Eliza Dushku would say: she has fucking MAD SKILLZ.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I was totally thinking about Twilight there. Haha.

Because I'm in such a Twilight frame of mind, when I see the name Bella I automatically think "Bella Swan" these days too instead of Bellatrix.

Jesus, how delicious would that be?! The seduction, the blood play, the gratuitous naked scenes... *dies*

... ... UNF! .... UNF UNF UNF!

She will be universally worshipped til eternity

Statues will be erected to her around the world. In a thousand years aliens will come to the earth and wonder who this magnificent goddess who was so worshipped among her person was.

As Faith/Eliza Dushku would say: she has fucking MAD SKILLZ.

Trufax.