Goddamn you WB! Why?? Fucking why man???

[fembuck]

So a new promotional image of Narcissa from Half-Blood Prince has been released.











Now, I don't want to be a hater, but .... FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAIR FAIL!
EYEBROW FAIL!
LIPSTICK FAIL!
HAIR FAIL! (it had to be said twice)
SHOE FAIL!
AGE FAIL x 1000 (she is supposed to be the YOUNGEST sister you fuckers!  This chick looks like she used to steal McGonagall's fucking homework back in the Jazz Age, or some shit.  I call fuckery on you WB, I call FUCKERY!!!!.

I'll admit it, the pose is aiight still.

But seriously people ... LOOK!



I mean REALLY?  NARCISSA MALFOY SHOULD NOT BE LOOKIN' LIKE A HOT TRANNY MESS!

I did not sign up to see Helena-Bonham Carter eye-fucking Cruella fucking Deville!  I did NOT!



See ... Bellatrix won't stand for this shit either!

Fuck the WB man, that is not my Narcissa.  This:




 OR





THIS is my Narcissa!.

Shiiiiiit, I'm done man.  I need a drink ...

Comments

[kiskafalair.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know. I lived for Mrs. Coulter (and Serafina Pekkala

OMFG Serafina! I hated how she and Mrs Coulter like swapped hair colours, but Serafina was played by Eva Green, one of the sexiest women on this entire fucking planet. It definately made up for the lack of blondeness. Wasn't the torture scene from the beginning of the second book? Then again, the movie didn't even finish the first book. It's like Lord Of the Rings 2 all over again *sighs*

Ah well, if they follow the books as well as they have been doing so far, Eva Green might have to kiss about 3573957 different women! 8D