Goddamn you WB! Why?? Fucking why man???

[fembuck]

So a new promotional image of Narcissa from Half-Blood Prince has been released.











Now, I don't want to be a hater, but .... FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAIR FAIL!
EYEBROW FAIL!
LIPSTICK FAIL!
HAIR FAIL! (it had to be said twice)
SHOE FAIL!
AGE FAIL x 1000 (she is supposed to be the YOUNGEST sister you fuckers!  This chick looks like she used to steal McGonagall's fucking homework back in the Jazz Age, or some shit.  I call fuckery on you WB, I call FUCKERY!!!!.

I'll admit it, the pose is aiight still.

But seriously people ... LOOK!



I mean REALLY?  NARCISSA MALFOY SHOULD NOT BE LOOKIN' LIKE A HOT TRANNY MESS!

I did not sign up to see Helena-Bonham Carter eye-fucking Cruella fucking Deville!  I did NOT!



See ... Bellatrix won't stand for this shit either!

Fuck the WB man, that is not my Narcissa.  This:




 OR





THIS is my Narcissa!.

Shiiiiiit, I'm done man.  I need a drink ...

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[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Don't they know Blackcest is the shit??? Or maybe they know, and they're doing this on purpose to scar us.

EVIL SONS OF BITCHES!

*gives the finger to the WB*

Whatever, Blackcest will live on, long and strong with the image of Nicole Kidman as Mrs. Coulter in our heads to fuel our pervy fantasies. BLACKCEST IS BEST! IT WILL NEVER DIE!!!