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Title: Do Want
Author:
Janine
Fandom:  Warehouse 13
Pairing:  Myka/H.G., Twizzler
Rating:  PG
Disclaimer:  I don’t own them. 
Summary:  There's only one thing in the world that could distract Myka from Twizzlers and that's H.G.
Note: This story was inspired by this gif and the comments about it. 

 

xxx

 

Myka popped two pieces of whole-wheat bread into the toaster and depressed the timer, then blew a strand of hair out of her face before she leaned against the counter and began to lazily scan the kitchen with her eyes while waiting for her toast to become perfectly browned. 

After confirming that the gleaming double wall oven was up to its usual standard of gleam, Myka’s eyes drifted to the island.  Carelessly, her eyes roamed over boxes of cereal, day old newspapers, napkins, pens and the usual clutter that accumulated to quickly for Leena to keep up with, until finally her eyes landed on a container of Twizzlers. 

Myka’s heart leapt. 

Twizzlers, she thought longingly, sweet, sweet Twizzlers.  But it was first thing in the morning and she really couldn’t justify to herself having a Twizzler before eating a proper breakfast.   

She wanted one though, she wanted one really badly, and after turning her head from side to side to make sure that the coast was clear, Myka crept towards the island, opened the container of Twizzlers and quickly spirited one away. 

Smiling at having successfully completed her task, Myka leaned against the counter again and lifted the Twizzler up, her eyes already closing in anticipation of the first sweet taste of the red candy stick.  But, just as she was about to place the sweet morsel in her mouth, Myka heard splashing and looked towards the back door to the kitchen, her brows scrunching together in confusion. 

Clearly somebody was in the pool, but at 6:30 in the morning on a Saturday, Myka had no idea who it could be.  Pete wouldn’t be up for at least another hour and half when the cartoons started.  Claudia wouldn’t stumble down the stairs with messy hair and blurry eyes until close to noon.  Leena and Artie usually didn’t surface and start milling around until close to 9 on weekends, and she was already in the kitchen, which meant that it had to be … H.G. 

Myka breathed in deeply as the thought came to her and instinctively she took a step forward, the mere thought of H.G. threatening to draw her to the raven-haired beauty’s side.  However, before she made it further than the island, Myka bit down on her lip and made herself stop walking. 

She was not going to go to the back door in the hopes that she could see H.G. in a swim suit.   

She was not 

She was a grown woman not a horny high-schooler.   

Yes, it had been a while … longer that a while actually, but that didn’t mean that it was okay to ogle one of the greatest science fiction writers of all time.   

She wouldn’t perv on H.G.  No matter how tempting the thought was she wouldn’t.  She wouldn’t … 

Myka thoughts were disrupted as her eyes picked up a movement from beyond the sliding doors.  Attracted by the movement, Myka automatically turned to the left to investigate as her hand lifted to bring her Twizzler stick to her lips. 

As Myka gazed out the back door, H.G.’s form appeared beyond the glass.  H.G.’s head was tilted as she walked, her fingers running through her hair, combing the darks strands of her hair off of her face as she walked towards the backdoor.  Her whole body glistened with droplets of water, and Myka knew that it was her whole body because she could see all of H.G.  Every pale, toned, nude sparkling inch of her was on sunlit display. 

Myka’s mouth opened automatically and the Twizzler she was holding bumped again her upper lip before Myka was able to direct it into her mouth.  Sucking on the tip of it distractedly, Myka watched as H.G. picked up a towel and began to dry her wet, glistening, sparking, moist, toned, beautiful, perfect, scrumptious body … and then, far too soon, H.G. wrapped the towel around her, hiding her perfection from Myka’s gaze, and she moved towards the backdoor and entered the kitchen, smiling as she greeted Myka. 

“Darling, what is that thing dangling from your mouth?” H.G. asked as she came to a stop in front of Myka, her features twisting into a cutely dubious expression as she leaned slightly towards Myka, visually inspecting the Twizzler.  “I took note of those Twiz-sticks, but it never occurred to me that they were for consumption.  What are they made of?” 

“Better not to think about it really,” Myka murmured before smiling around the end of the Twizzler. 

“I see,” H.G. said smiling.  “And what do they taste like?” she asked a second later, making a face again as if she couldn’t imagine it tasting like anything she wanted to have in her mouth. 

“There’s really only one way to find out,” Myka said smiling as her eyes drifted over to the container of Twizzlers on the island. 

“To right,” H.G. agreed. 

And then to Myka’s surprise, H.G. reached out for her and wrapped her fingers around Myka’s wrist.  She used her hold on Myka’s wrist to lower Myka’s hand, which drew the end of the Twizzler out of Myka’s mouth until it was at the perfect height for H.G. to comfortably lean forward and take it into her mouth.   

Myka’s eyes widened and her lips parted breathlessly as she H.G. took the end of the Twizzler into her mouth.  H.G.’s eyes lifted to meet Myka’s, and when their eyes locked, a warm tingle ran through Myka’s body, and for a few seconds she stopped breathing.   

A glint came into H.G.’s eyes as she watched Myka, and still holding Myka’s gaze, H.G neatly bit off the end of the Twizzler before she allowed the candy stick to slip enticingly from between her lips. 

“Well?” Myka asked in a slightly raspy voice.  “What do you think?” 

“It’s … interesting,” H.G. responded after sampling the bite of Twizzler.  “I couldn’t begin to guess what food group it falls into, but I’m going to trust that your own consumption of it means that it’s mostly edible. I can, however, say for certain that I would not have been in danger of serving them at a dinner party.” 

“Most people lose their taste for them after the age of 10, but they’re an addiction I just haven’t been able to kick,” Myka confessed, blushing slightly as she looked over at H.G. 

“Well, I don’t think it’s harming anyone,” H.G. commented with a smile before she reached out to pick up an apple which she blew on and then buffed on her towel.  “And for the record, though it may be a strange looking food … you looked very fetching with it in your mouth,” H.G. related with a smile, winking at Myka before she turned on her heel and headed towards the stairs.  “Oh, and darling,” H.G. called over her shoulder. 

“Yeah?” Myka asked, straightening up and blinking as H.G. turning to address forced her to remove her eyes from H.G.’s glorious ass, which was just barely covered by the towel wrapped around her body. 

“Your toast is ready,” H.G. ready drawled, a smile spreading across her lips as she looked at over at the toaster.    

Myka glanced over at the toaster and saw that indeed her toast was ready. 

Myka lifted the Twizzler up to her lips. 

“Oh.  I don’t know what could have distracted me,” she murmured, drawing her eyes back over to H.G. 

“Something spectacularly interesting and breathtaking no doubt,” H.G. responded, smiling smugly before her expression turned thoughtful.  “You know Myka, one of these mornings you really should join me for a swim.” 

“I don’t have a suit,” Myka responded immediately. 

“Neither do I darling, but I don’t let that stop me,” H.G. responded, laughing in that light, airy way of hers that always made Myka shiver.  

Myka gaped at H.G. and H.G. smiled widely before murmuring, “Adieu,” and starting up the stairs. 

Myka watched H.G. go, and when she disappeared from sight she sucked her Twizzler back into her mouth and smiled around it for a second before she moved to retrieve her toast. 

She didn’t have quite the exhibitionist streak as H.G., but if she could convince H.G. to take a midnight swim, Myka thought that she might just take H.G. up on that offer. 

 

The End

 

Date: 2011-08-15 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yukivampyra.livejournal.com
I promised the internet for someone writing this, and so you shall have it!

This was wonderful and I can absolutely sympathise with Myka on all fronts: HG being naked, HG being wet and naked (no pervy pun intended), and an addiction to Twizzlers past the age of 10.

Date: 2011-08-15 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orange-creative.livejournal.com
Oh, H.G., you can be devious and sneaky in so many other ways than destroying the world. You just need another ~outlet.

Date: 2011-08-15 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idylll.livejournal.com
Super cute!

Though for some reason, I keep thinking of this:
Image
=D

Date: 2011-08-15 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyroskittle.livejournal.com
Can you do that again? I mean, with... you know? My breast- BRAIN, my brain, it just shorted out, so, if you could, with the- swimming. You know? It'd be great. With the swimming. Swimming would be great. :D *sidles away*

Date: 2011-08-15 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonelyangel12.livejournal.com
omg you are AMAZING! i was one of the ppl in tumblr HOPING that someone would make it into a fic and VOILA hehehe you didn't disappoint me although I wished it would have been longer hehe oh Helena, why are you such a tease? XD now you need to write another one when they go for a swim ;) heheh lovely lovely your writing always takes my breath away :P

PS: i agree with the comment above XD it was very Lady and the Tramp but w/o the kiss :P

Date: 2011-08-16 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karlymorrig.livejournal.com
Hahaha. Not hard imagining Myka just staring...and staring...

Date: 2011-08-16 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] korenap.livejournal.com
That was fun thanks

Love!

Date: 2011-08-16 05:41 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] yoyoismm.livejournal.com
I loved it! :D It was adorable and yummy.

Date: 2011-08-16 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mondoshawan555.livejournal.com
The image of Myka and the twizzler and naked Helena is permanently burned into my brain and I'm gonna watch it on repeat for the rest of the day, thank you. This was absolutely positively so very hot and if it wasn't supposed to be I don't wanna know.

Date: 2011-08-16 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starbuck1980.livejournal.com
GUH! First HG/Myka fic I've read and I was not disaappointed! Will there be more?

Found via Tumblr.

Date: 2011-08-16 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
Yes! Now that the internet is mine maybe I can command it to give me the newest Rizzoli and Isles episode!

And yeah, there's just no way Myka could (or should be expected to) resist a naked, wet, H.G. Wells.

Date: 2011-08-16 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I know, right! If only Myka wasn't so easy to seduce, H.G. would have had to expend her energy getting into Myka's pants instead of destroying the world.

Damn you British charm, and super-good looks! You made things too easy for her!

Date: 2011-08-16 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
Aw! That .gif *pats heart*

They are totally an angsty Lady and the Tramp!

They should have totally each had an end of the Twizzler in their mouths and then they could've met in the middle!

Image

Date: 2011-08-16 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I'm glad you enjoyed it!

I don't know if 'swimming fic' will come to fruition, but it certain does provide a nice mental picture that makes me want to fic it!

Mm, skinny dipping Mylena.

Date: 2011-08-16 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I so glad you enjoyed it!

Helena, why are you such a tease?

Because she can be. And because she's played by Jaime Murray ;)

now you need to write another one when they go for a swim ;)

I don't know if 'swimming fic' will come to fruition, but it certain does provide a nice mental picture that makes me want to fic it!

Date: 2011-08-16 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I know, right! I think the sight of a naked, glistening H.G. could reduce anyone to open mouthed staring. Myka actually pulled herself together quite admirably. I would have just smiled and blushed, lol

Date: 2011-08-16 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
Thanks for commenting! I'm so glad you enjoyed it :D

Re: Love!

Date: 2011-08-16 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
Thanks so much! I'm so glad that you enjoyed it :D

Date: 2011-08-16 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
The image of Myka/Twizzler/Helena is just too good to only think of once! They're almost an OTP, lol

Date: 2011-08-16 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

And if you scroll through the main page of my journal and the beginning of the second page you should find quite a few more Mylena fics. I'm a bit obsessed with them right now!

Date: 2011-08-16 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spanishtvjunkie.livejournal.com
twizzler gif= Best. Gif. Ever. !

And then imagining she's watching HG run around nekkid well, who wouldn't have a hard time finding their mouth with a skinny little twizzler?? Love this fic- HG really is such a tease! I'm sooo behind. Have to watch latest epi of Warehouse 13, Rizzoli and Isles and more fic to catch up on! And apparently I have to join tumblr and get with the program! I am figuring it out, s-l-o-w-l-y! lol

Date: 2011-08-16 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starbuck1980.livejournal.com
OH MOAR!!! : D That is my mission for tomorrow, expect spammage! lol

I am a bit obsessed too! Haha

I sent this to my partner whilst she was at work & she said: Fembuck? Is it safe for work? LOL You are famous! : D

Date: 2011-08-16 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyroskittle.livejournal.com
Bells in the buff. :D
If I could contribute anything but silly grins and weird freudian commentary, I would, but I'm seriously just so distracted by that amazing mental picture; also- this was soooo awesomely done. I'm close to begging for more, you know.
(S)

Date: 2011-08-17 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosesama35.livejournal.com
So then...that means we can blame Myka for being easy instead of HG being crazy? lol

Seriously, I don't think anyone would have reacted exactly like Myka if there was a naked HG just outside. I would have! Bravo! Bravo! :-)

~RoseSama35~

Date: 2011-08-17 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dani-po.livejournal.com
I spent way to much time staring at that gif

And that was a lovely fic, i would love to see a swim fic

Date: 2011-08-17 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ana-khouri.livejournal.com
... Just finished reading 'fear itself' but I read this yesterday and 'Gah' doesn't really cover it but you get the idea. ; ) Keep them coming! : )

Date: 2011-08-17 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
That .gif really is perfection, isn't it? I thank Joanne's face, and boomwizard's .giffing!

I'm sooo behind. Have to watch latest epi of Warehouse 13, Rizzoli and Isles

Well, you're in for a treat with both. There have been some really good episodes of shows on this week!

And apparently I have to join tumblr and get with the program!

I'm new, and still figuring things out, but it's kind of addictive. I've heard people say it before, but now I'm really seeing that it's true!

Date: 2011-08-17 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
The .gif is mesmerizing, isn't it? Joanne + Twizzlers = I'll be in my bunk.

Thanks for commenting, and I'm so glad that you enjoyed it!

Date: 2011-08-17 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
Hopefully as long as Warehouse 13 keeps being completely awesome (and Joanne's face continues to dazzle me), the fic will keep flowing!

Date: 2011-08-17 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I was indifferent to Twizzlers, but now I love them because they remind me of Joanne Kelly's mouth.

I miss Myka's obsession with Twizzlers this season, but I guess the show has new sponsors *sigh*

Date: 2011-08-17 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I don't know if I'll have time to fic it, but she does! She does and it leads to more nakedness (but this time in Myka's bedroom, though they both still end up wet ;)

Date: 2011-08-17 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
That is my mission for tomorrow, expect spammage! lol

I hope you enjoy!

she said: Fembuck? Is it safe for work?

lol, I've got a reputation! The Myka/HG stories actually start with NSFW porn kink meme stuff, so she was right to ask! Once I got that out of my system though, the stories start to have actual plots ;)

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