why can't they show a crappy scifi movie where Michelle Rodriguez is like a dragon slayer or some shit and Megan Fox is the medieval hooker with a heart of gold that Michelle bangs then has to rescue when the villain kidnaps Megan to sacrifice to the dragon god or, you know, something? I know *I'd* watch!!
I'd watch that like it was my job! Seriously, I'd be all over that shit. Damn. This calls for crack!fic my friend. It would be beautiful.
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Date: 2009-04-29 11:40 pm (UTC)I'd watch that like it was my job! Seriously, I'd be all over that shit. Damn. This calls for crack!fic my friend. It would be beautiful.