I am so in love with this idea. I mean *get a little misty-eyed* I really think this is turning into something beautiful.
Which is kinda scary when you think about it. But, really, it's not like we're asking for much - Fox/Wilde dancing together in a jazz club when they're not trying to fight/fuck each other, Milla Jovovich as Fox's kinda insane, opium smoking, incest loving, Ukrainian half-sister who may or may not be a member of the same BDSM club that drunken detective Karl Urban is a member (this is all just an excuse to get both Jovovich and Urban to wear bondage fetish gear). It's honestly a surprise this movie *hasn't* been made already!!
If we can't get Cate Blanchett, then ... someone else will do.
Wait, as long as Queen Latifah plays the jazz chanteuse with a deep, dark secret! And if Cate Blanchett won't play the Drag King then I suggest Gina Gershon.
Now, it's just a matter of figuring out how to shoehorn Michelle Rodriguez or, you know, Lena Headey in there somewhere.
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Date: 2009-06-18 08:28 am (UTC)Which is kinda scary when you think about it. But, really, it's not like we're asking for much - Fox/Wilde dancing together in a jazz club when they're not trying to fight/fuck each other, Milla Jovovich as Fox's kinda insane, opium smoking, incest loving, Ukrainian half-sister who may or may not be a member of the same BDSM club that drunken detective Karl Urban is a member (this is all just an excuse to get both Jovovich and Urban to wear bondage fetish gear). It's honestly a surprise this movie *hasn't* been made already!!
If we can't get Cate Blanchett, then ... someone else will do.
Wait, as long as Queen Latifah plays the jazz chanteuse with a deep, dark secret! And if Cate Blanchett won't play the Drag King then I suggest Gina Gershon.
Now, it's just a matter of figuring out how to shoehorn Michelle Rodriguez or, you know, Lena Headey in there somewhere.