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Okay, I have to start with this, because it literally had me laughing out loud. OMG! I'm laughing again re-reading it. So good, so good it hurts. Oh, and lulz keep coming ... ... ...
*okay, I think I've recovered myself*
I want to teach the army girl how to actually do CPR. The idea is to push air into the target's lungs and pump her heart so the oxygenated blood circulates. You're supposed to press your lips against hers.
Word. I was all like, "Yes! CPR!p0rn!" and then Alice totes didn't even try to give her mouth to mouth. I was like "The fuck!?!?" But I think Alice cut her hand then and fed Saya her blood and I was like, "Yes! Blood!p0rn" and forgot that I was mad about the lack of mouth to mouth.
It was basically doing the entirely traditional conflicted brooding hero rescuing this beautiful girl and getting her mixed up in his problems and them getting hopelessly intertwined, falling for each other... except it was two girls. It was almost by the book storytelling. I'm disappointed at the producers, directors and whatever for not going there all the way.
This! I mean from Alice and Saya exchanging glances in the classroom when the mean girls were being mean, to Saya constantly saving Alice's life (and holding her hand while doing it), to Alice giving Saya the "never doubt you are human" pep talks, it was like this epic love story being built up. In my imaginary sequel, Saya finds her way back and she and Alice totes find each other again and admit their love for each other now that Saya is free of her blood feud.
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Date: 2009-06-24 06:52 pm (UTC)Okay, I have to start with this, because it literally had me laughing out loud. OMG! I'm laughing again re-reading it. So good, so good it hurts. Oh, and lulz keep coming ... ... ...
*okay, I think I've recovered myself*
I want to teach the army girl how to actually do CPR. The idea is to push air into the target's lungs and pump her heart so the oxygenated blood circulates. You're supposed to press your lips against hers.
Word. I was all like, "Yes! CPR!p0rn!" and then Alice totes didn't even try to give her mouth to mouth. I was like "The fuck!?!?" But I think Alice cut her hand then and fed Saya her blood and I was like, "Yes! Blood!p0rn" and forgot that I was mad about the lack of mouth to mouth.
It was basically doing the entirely traditional conflicted brooding hero rescuing this beautiful girl and getting her mixed up in his problems and them getting hopelessly intertwined, falling for each other... except it was two girls. It was almost by the book storytelling. I'm disappointed at the producers, directors and whatever for not going there all the way.
This! I mean from Alice and Saya exchanging glances in the classroom when the mean girls were being mean, to Saya constantly saving Alice's life (and holding her hand while doing it), to Alice giving Saya the "never doubt you are human" pep talks, it was like this epic love story being built up. In my imaginary sequel, Saya finds her way back and she and Alice totes find each other again and admit their love for each other now that Saya is free of her blood feud.