Dudes, Erin Cummings is totes gunning for Megan Fox's spot as my #1 Girl!Crush!

[fembuck]

Without exaggerating this interview with the Bitch Slap! Girls is one of the funniest things I've ever seen!

Thanks to ic1pher for the link!

I legit heart Erin Cummings. Her shenanigans amuse me. Also, I love her for making that bite out of crime remark, because in the theater as soon as that happened, I turned to my roomie and went, "Talk about taking a bite out of crime!" followed by, "Ooh, I hope she didn't bite off more than she can chew".

"She grabbed a mint!"

OMG! Erin Cummings do me NAO! Like JEEEBBBBBBUUUUUUSSSSSSS! You can Beijing Olympics me anytime Erin! Anytime!

Julia Voth tugging on the reporters hair was also a "visual orgasm" (tm Julia Voth), and in addition to some of Trixie's moves, makes me have very dirty thoughts about her.

OMG! These interview segments are insane! A Fourway Girl Bang? Seriously? AWESOME! When Erin actually put her head under the interviewers skirt, I nearly lost my shit. I think that these might be four of the awesomest women on the planet. And I was very happy to see Julia get in on some of the action in this one (esp. with Erin). The Hel/Trixie shipper in me was thrilled.

Also, the more America (Am-er-ee-ka) talked about penis, the more convinced I became that she has a super huge crush on Erin Cummings and was just trying to front to cover it up, because she knows that Julia and Erin used to practice a little too much in their trailers for it to have been strictly professional.  Look at how she gazes at Erin when she speaks, and you will see it too!

I have to say, after watching that video I want some Erin Cummings/Megan Fox RPFS.  I think they would go really well together.  I mean, Erin's cock-sucking rant ("You have to act like you want to suck his cock more than you want a job! More than you want to fight for your rights! More than you wanna fucking go shopping!") is totally some shit that Megan would say! (though Megan would also manage to work in a comment about her 'confident vagina').

The fact that Erin used every opportunity presented to her to touch the other women's boobies, kiss them, and put her head under their skirts guarantees that I will love her long time.

Oh man *dreamy sigh*  And good times were had by all.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Before you completely replace her, I just read this little quote Megan Fox said in a recent interview that made me go awwwww :]
"I was not 'the shit' in high school. I was not an outcast but I didn't have a ton of friends. I got picked on, and I ate lunch in the bathroom because I was afraid of being picked on in the cafeteria."
-Jessica

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

LoL! win. I can't wait to watch these...

[slavefaith.livejournal.com]

So jealous that you got to see bitchslap I have been waiting for that damn movie for over a year and to know it's a cracky crazy good as I thought it would be grr argh.

Yes, those interviews were awesome, I watched them a month or so ago, it really sounds like those chicks had a ball.

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

Is that a dildo shaped pillow she's holding???

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

The look Erin gave the (nodding) camera after she finished kissing the Keagan was devilish!

LoL @ "slow it down!"

You can have Erin, I want the Keagan :). "You get me, baby..." YES FUCKING PLEASE!

"When performing fellatio..."- Holy shit. So much win...

"I think I may have just come a little bit..."- I love her. WTF Erin, can you really not wait??????

Erin's facial expressions when America is talking about the balls in her freezer? Priceless.

"I stuck my tongue in her mouth...we had a moment..."- Hahahaha! Oh Julia...never change.

Is that Julia cradling Erin in the trailer? Bleeding from the nose?

I love how when America goes "Whoo!" and throws her hands up, the camera guy does NOT miss the opportunity for a close up... :)

"I mean that nose! Can you even imagine what's hanging out downstairs???"

I feel like I'm going to thoroughly enjoy this movie for it's artistic value. And by "artistic value" I mean "smuttiness."

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

O.O i wants Bitch Slap now!!! that was such a fun interview. i don't know who i want to ship more lol.

[allaine77.livejournal.com]

. . .

It took me two seconds to realize that I've been confusing Erin Cummings with Erin Daniels. *faceplant*

Sincerely, Allaine

[sicaria0.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to watch this and eat cereal as quickly as possible so I'm not late for an appointment.

And this is hard because I can't stop laughing and I'm so convinced all that fighting is leading to sex. Yes? Yes. I will have happy thoughts as blood gets sucked out of my arm.

Megan Fox and Jennifer's Body

[karatam.livejournal.com]

I saw Jennifer's Body and was really very impressed by Megan Fox, she really acted and the movie was really good. I sent you a PM with more thoughts and can't be bothered to repeat them (I didn't know if you read those, since I generally don't). Hint: girl on girl kissing involving Megan and Amanda

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry. Nothing will ever really replace Megan in my heart, lol! I've just cleared a little space for Erin as well.

Anyway, after seeing Jennifer's Body, Megan has staked a strong claim on her #1 status again.

Also, that quote ... *HUGS MEGAN FOREVER* I love this woman.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

The look Erin gave the (nodding) camera after she finished kissing the Keagan was devilish!


Oh, I know. Erin and The Keagan had great chemistry with each other. I kind of ship them. And I'm also crushing on The Keagan hardcore. The Keagan reminds me of Chelsea Handler only with way more making out with girls and fondling their breasts, which of course makes her superior.

You can have Erin, I want the Keagan :). "You get me, baby..." YES FUCKING PLEASE!

Let's share the two of them with each other, that way everyone wins!

Erin's facial expressions when America is talking about the balls in her freezer? Priceless.


I know! I think Erin's expression mirrored mine. I was like, "WTF! America you're really starting to make me uncomfortable here." I think the best part about that was that America went on about it for SO LONG, that it was just like 'damn, girl You have thought about this WAY too much!'

"I stuck my tongue in her mouth...we had a moment..."- Hahahaha! Oh Julia...never change.

I know, right! Julia was the quietest, but when she spoke/acted it was gold. I loved the 'bend over' demonstration, and of course her 'holding Erin back' was gold. Not to mention that detailed description of her holding Erin's legs.


Is that Julia cradling Erin in the trailer? Bleeding from the nose?

Yeah, I can't remember exactly what scene you're referring to, but there was definitely at least once scene of a them each holding the other all bloody and sooty on the ground. Hel/Trixie is the canon ship.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Just know that when you do get to see it, it will be cracky amazingness. I was jittering in my seat with happiness for the whole thing.

it really sounds like those chicks had a ball.

Totally! That set must have been fun. I want to party with all of them (the Keagan most definitely included!)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know, it's so hard. There are so many possibilities. For the movie itself I ship Hel/Trixie hardcore. But IRL, after that interview I'm torn between:

Erin/America
Erin/Julia
Erin/The Keagan
The Keagan/Julia
Erin/Julia/The Keagan
Julia/America

The possibilities are endless and dazzling.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol!

That would make things a bit confusing, wouldn't it!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know. That interview was like a femslash wetdream. Hilarious, really really hilarious, and sexy as hell. I am convinced that Erin and Julia actually did do it, and that Erin and America probably made out but didn't do it, and that America really wants to like tap that. Also, I think Erin and Keagan probably hit it afterwards, and that maybe Julia joined in.

Re: Megan Fox and Jennifer's Body

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I saw it yesterday as well, and Megan really did do a great job. I'm so proud of her and happy. Haters are gon' hafta shut up about how she can't act now.

And yes, the GoGA between Megan and Amanda was mint!

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

Erin/The Keagan ftw.

[mondoshawan555.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna comment more here. Not that I have that much to say because Erin Cummings has left me speechless with her awesomeness. And to top that with all the other great stuff in these I'm surprised I'm still alive. But without a doubt one of the funniest things ever. And damn, I am so with you on how America was looking at Erin, I thought she was gonna jump her right there! But doubt anyone can blame her, just fight for a spot in the line. Erin...

[quew.livejournal.com]

I'd say thank you, but I don't think that conveys the level of AWESOME I enjoyed while watching this! I have to wait for Bitch Slap till March 2010 (wut? WUT?), because as far as I know it's not getting UK cinema release and the DVD doesn't get released until march. IT'S AGONY. This movie looks like the most awesome movie to be awesome evah.

I've been waiting for it for AGES, ever since I first saw the trailer (must be the start of this year?) and these interviews made me realise I'd forgotten. THANK YOU!

[quew.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god yes: I would love to go out drinking with them! That would be an amazing night out.

And also, and don't take this the wrong way, but I love you a little bit for these links. You are awesome, thank you! I can't wait to watch all the go-go dancing, sweating, sandy awesomeness (and it's made all the better for the fact I don't have to wait four months)!

[amluv.livejournal.com]

i want to thank white jesus for erin cummings...that is all...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know, right! It's like she's the perfect woman. I'm beginning to think that she was genetically engineered in a lab somewhere, like Jessica Alba in "Dark Angel". I'm pretty sure if she put her mind to it that she could take over the world with nothing but charm and good looks.

It makes me happy to just know she exists, lol.

[amluv.livejournal.com]

i want to find her under my tree in 2 weeks because i've been very good...

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

BTW, can we have a E/J/The K Christmas three way fic???? Pwetty Pwease? ;0)

[bluejaybirdie.livejournal.com]

Oh hot damn. That was the most awesome interview I've ever seen in my life. I really wish I was Carrie Keagan! Note to self...see Bitch Slap. STAT.

Also, I totally tried that spit glands thing (though not while giving oral or having sex of any kind), and it worked! Which was really weird.

[hostile-666.livejournal.com]

There was NO NEED for the hotness/cuteness/hilariousness of this interview. I should be asleep :') DrunkErin was just....winwinwinwin ^^
Wow. Thanks SOOOO much for posting these. If I didn't love them before, I sure as hell do now xD and I hate Keagan (I don't really I'm just insanely jello of her) ahaha.