Thusly, I hate Uwe Boll, and the fact that he briefly made me regret seeing Michelle Rodriguez and Kristanna Loken in a movie together.
lol! I feel your pain and I didn't even pay to this movie in the theaters let alone drive 45 mins to see it. Seeing Lokinator as a badass vamp and seeing Michelle Rodriquez should never be a painful experience, but goddamn was it. *shudder* The man is pure evil.
Rachel is just so slow - a fault I attribute almost entirely to Kim Harrison being made of cock-blockage
This. Through and through. In the beginning of the series, Rachel was impulsive to a fault but I remember being impressed by her brains at certain times. Now I just wonder how many times Alice dropped her on her head as baby. Gurl isn't just slow, she's fucking stationary.
I'm glad you're enjoying the fic though, and I promise not to have Rachel be canon!slow. She may even act like a sensible adult in this!
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Date: 2010-03-01 10:30 pm (UTC)lol! I feel your pain and I didn't even pay to this movie in the theaters let alone drive 45 mins to see it. Seeing Lokinator as a badass vamp and seeing Michelle Rodriquez should never be a painful experience, but goddamn was it. *shudder* The man is pure evil.
Rachel is just so slow - a fault I attribute almost entirely to Kim Harrison being made of cock-blockage
This. Through and through. In the beginning of the series, Rachel was impulsive to a fault but I remember being impressed by her brains at certain times. Now I just wonder how many times Alice dropped her on her head as baby. Gurl isn't just slow, she's fucking stationary.
I'm glad you're enjoying the fic though, and I promise not to have Rachel be canon!slow. She may even act like a sensible adult in this!