Lost Girl - 1x05 - I'm mad at this show so I don't even care what the title was

[fembuck]

I've always thought it's better to just rip the band-aid off instead of slowly and painfully peeling it back so here goes ...

There is no Dr. Lauren in this weeks episode.

There.  I've said it.  Now, If you are not too heartbroken to continue, then click the link.

Real-time Thoughts:

Ugh, can be plz, pretty please with a cherry on top, STOP starting the episodes with Bo/Dyson 'friends with benefits' scenes?  It reminds me of the lack of Bo/Lauren scenes and then I start watching the episodes in a bad mood.

I could watch Bo kick people in the nuts all night.

Oh my god, the actress playing Psychic!Niece is AWFUL!  Just awful.  That cringe inducing.

LOL at the soft-lighting to make Anna Silk look 17.

"I'm Stupid" post-it-note win!  Luv you Kenzi.  Bonus points for snapping rubber-bands at him.

9:20 and still no Lauren.  DAMN THIS SHOW!  WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME??? THE LACK OF LAUREN IS BECOMING MALICIOUS!!!

Oooh, I'm sensing a set up for some Kenzi/Hale.  That banter seemed a flirty.

The corpse dance-routine was pretty amusing, but that body-jumper guy is creepy.

LOL at Bo and Kenzi's "Slut Struts"

Perv:  Kenzi looks really good in that ginger wig.  Her eyes, damn they're almost as impressive as Bo's succubus eyes only Ksenia's aren't special effects!

Random thought:  Bo would make an excellent spy because she'll make-out convincingly with anyone.

LOL at Mr. Freeze being all "sort of want" when Bo was doing her seduction thang.  It's interesting to know that Bo hasn't come fully into her succubus powers yet and could become far more powerful.

The Bo/Kenzi tag team is AWESOME!  But lol at Bo looking like she'd fallen into an ice-cream coma.

Hale and Kenzi sitting around trying to make conversation while listening to the Bo/Dyson sexlympics was pretty funny.  Also, the writers are totally gonna go for  a Hale/Kenzi hook-up at some point.

OMG THIS STUPID SHOW!  9:45 AND STILL NO LAUREN!

I AM WEEPING.  I WAS HOLDING OUT HOPE BUT I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THERE WILL BE NO LAUREN THIS EPISODE.

Thanks show, now I want a spring-roll.

Relevant information!

The preview for next week showed a shit ton of Lauren.  So, yay.  That being said I've about had it with these Lauren bogarting bitches!   They better never take her away from me for so long ever again!

Why will there be a shit ton of Lauren next week?

Well, it seems that Lauren and Bo go on a mission together to cure Kenzi of a fae disease she got eating soup (yeah, that's right. Eating soup). 

Other preview shots of interest

There was a brief shot of Lauren/Bo handholding on a couch in Lauren's house (Lauren's wearing a pink sweater!  I don't know why this amuses and charms me, but it does!). 

There's a nice little sequence of Lauren fiddling around with needles in her sexy lab coat, with a Lauren voice-over to match where she was using sexy doctor speak.

And finally there were a couple action-y shots of Bo and Lauren.


Ouotables:

Bo:  Sorry about your ... *guns pulled on her* ... nuts.

Kenzi:  You know we get paid in real people money, right?

Old Guy:  I can give you ten minutes alone with my niece.
Bo:  Ooh, tempting.  She cute.

Kenzi:  *awkwardly concerned tone* So uh, when did he ... bite it?

Old Guy:  Are you picking?  Were you born in a barn?

Stay strong flist!  Let's just close our eyes and think of next week!  It'll be okay.  We can do it!

Comments

[stargate-sg1sg1.livejournal.com]

I am still desperately clutching to the BTS video on Entertainment Tonight Canada. I am hoping that the back half of the season is completely Lauren filled.

[silentdark.livejournal.com]

Well, now I'm kind of disappointed. No Lauren, makes me sad.

[telepresence.livejournal.com]

Boo! I am full of boo!

[crys-22.livejournal.com]

On one hand I'm glad I won't have to stay up late hoping a link for the episode will pop up somewhere and then on the other.......

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

There is no Dr. Lauren in this weeks episode.

[noangel2046.livejournal.com]

oh,no!!!!!!!!no Lauren again????!!!!srsly!!!i've been waiting like forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and i need ep 06 like now!!!!!!!!!!

[shalex2885.livejournal.com]

There is no Dr. Lauren in this weeks episode.

BOO HOO SHOW! they made us wait 2 weeks for NOTHING?!!

next week episode better has a shit ton of Lauren or I'm gonna have to cut a bitch!

[orange-creative.livejournal.com]

Only gifs can really convey how we're all feeling.


Lost Girl, you are so not getting any tonight. You should feel bad.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

There is no Dr. Lauren in this weeks episode.

Wellllll.. fuck a duck. Like someone else said, at least I won't be spending the night checking torrents every half hour! And I'm also glad I didn't check into a hotel next to the border in hopes that they had Showcase. I am not joking. After last episode's 'wait for fucking FOREVER for that shit to show up on torrents' I was seriously thinking about driving to Vancouver so I could watch the damn show! (And, you know, stalk Anna Torv.. but that's between me and my lawyers!)

Maybe this will make up for the lack of Lauren - Nine Questions With Showrunner Michelle Lovretta. Here's my favorite quote:

"One of the dynamics I enjoy exploring most in Lost Girl is just that of female friendship. I get a little tired of the portrayals of shallow, catty, competitive girlfriends, the type who ditch one another when anything with a functioning penis walks in the room. That just hasn’t been my experience. I’m not those girls, I don’t like those girls, and I’d sooner not spend an entire season writing them."

I think I might have a new girlcrush!

[dustyrebellion.livejournal.com]

This hurts me.

Damn it Lost Girl! I love you but give me Lauren!
brb, crying until next week.

[khase-fan09.livejournal.com]

I need to watch this episode, but it's really pissing me off that there's no Lauren. Boo, show. Just... boooooo.

[julie-chaos-09.livejournal.com]

UGH!!!! The fact that there was no lauren is still upsetting me:(. anyone know where i can see the promo for next weeks episode?

[rightclick5ave.livejournal.com]

aww no Lauren, but I still liked this episode. mainly because I was distracted by Anna Silk in that blue dress (just: ASFDGFGJHKJLKFJ) Kenzi/Hale are going to be adorable, and I want more scenes of Kenzi shooting rubber bands at Mr One-Quarter Leprechaun.

HANDHOLDING IN THE NEXT EP? :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_profiterole_/]

Not only is there no Dr Lauren but there's no femslash. Why do I feel that threesome last time will be the peak of the show? Good shows always start failing me after episode 4... >_>

[jello-o.livejournal.com]

Soup? Really? I guess I'll take whatever excuse it takes to get Lauren and Bo sharing the screen again.
The Hale/Kenzi is definitely going to happen. No one sits around, listening to two friends get it on unless the company is good.
When Dyson asked if Kenzi was on his team again, and they had t-shirts, I expected her to say she was Team Lauren.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, the actress playing Psychic!Niece is AWFUL! Just awful. That cringe inducing.

Well, she did give us this...

[karatam.livejournal.com]

Can you possibly point me towards the promo for next week? I can't seem to find it.

Also, I just watched all the episodes today...

[theagonyofblank.livejournal.com]

Just catching up on this show, but just wanted to say I really like your recaps... and also: Bo is supposed to be 17?!?!?!?!? She looks much, much older. Also, I thought the actress playing the Oracle was hilarious. XD.