Fic: You and Me and Her Together (Bo/Lauren/Nadia, 8-9/9)

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Title: You and Me and Her Together
Author: Janine
Fandom: Lost Girl
Pairing: Bo/Lauren/Nadia 
Rating: Explicit 
Disclaimer: I don't own them. 
Summary:  After Kenzi goes on the road with Nate, Bo unexpectedly finds herself spending time with Lauren and Nadia, and as their lives become more entwined they find their relationships growing and changing into something they could never have imagined.  

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six | Part Seven

Part VIII

Ah, Home Sweet Shack, Kenzi thought as she walked into the house and lowered her bags to the floor in the foyer. She gazed around her taking comfort in the faded, peeling paint on the walls and smiled, and then she breathed in deeply and took in the familiar scent of her abode … and something cooking. Something that smelled like heaven and puppies and hugs combined. She wanted to marry whatever was cooking and have is delicious smelling babies. It was nice to be home, but coming home to a home-cooked meal just about brought tears to her eyes.

Kenzi could hear the TV on as she made her way towards the living room and in the kitchen she could hear a faint sizzling.

She followed her nose.

The closer she got to the main room the stronger the delicious smells became and she nearly moaned in delight. She'd told Bo that she wasn't into girls, but if Bo said that she would cook whatever she was cooking right now for Kenzi everyday for the rest of her life Kenzi might just have lifted her skirt for her.

Kenzi's lips were parted, ready to make an indecent proposal to Bo, but when she turned to look into the kitchen it wasn't Bo standing in front of the stove with her back to her, it was … Hot Pants?

Kenzi stared at Lauren's back for a second and then brought her hands up to her face to rub at her eyes like windshield wipers, but when she lowered them again, it was still Lauren – in an apron – that greeted her.

"Que?" Kenzi mouthed, cocking her head to the side in confusion.

She turned her ear towards the living room. There were sounds there. Sounds meant people. People was probably Bo.

Kenzi turned and walked towards the sounds.

She spotted the back of Bo's head immediately. Bo was sitting on the couch facing the TV and Kenzi was so happy to see her that she was about to call out to her, but as she got closer she realized that Bo wasn't alone. A head with big, curly dark hair was resting in Bo's lap, hair that looked suspiciously like Nadia the Evil Succubus-Block's hair.

But why?

But how?

But why?

Kenzi didn't know the answers to these questions.

"He did it," Bo said pointing at the TV screen.

"The episode just started, how can you possibly know that?" Nadia asked angling her head up to look at Bo.

"He's the special guest star. He was that guy on that show about the lawyers," Bo replied. "The guest special guest star is always the perp," Bo continued sagely.

"You're cute when you use industry terms," Nadia said smiling up at Bo.

"I'm cute all the time," Bo drawled in response as she grinned down at Nadia, and then, before Kenzi's horrified and confused eyes, Bo leaned down and pressed her lips to Nadia's, kissing the Evil Succubus-Block tenderly.

"WHAT!" Kenzi exclaimed, gaping at what was happening on the couch.

"Kenz!" Bo said, her voice full of surprise as she craned her head around so that she could see Kenzi. "You're home!"

"Yeah huh," Kenzi replied still staring at Bo with huge eyes as Bo extracted herself from beneath Nadia and got up to go greet Kenzi.

Bo approached her uncertainly, Kenzi's bulging eyes making her weary, but once she was close enough, Kenzi exclaimed "Bo-Bo!" and opened her arms wide beckoning Bo to come closer and Bo smiled and quickened her pace, stepping into Kenzi's arms and then wrapping her own around Kenzi, hugging her tightly.

"Okay," Kenzi said when they pulled away from each other. "Now that that's out of the way … WHAT?" she asked again, throwing her hands up in the air as she stared at Bo.

Instinctively Bo turned her head towards the kitchen, but when Lauren met her eyes she shook her head and murmured, "I'm cooking."

Bo frowned at her and then turned to look at Nadia but Nadia turned around the face the TV.

"Uh … funny story," Bo began looking back over at Kenzi when she had no one else to look at.

Kenzi sighed. Bo's funny stories usually involved her vajajay and repair bills.

"Well," Bo began, but Kenzi held up her hand for silence.

"Wait," she declared importantly. "I think I'm going to need a drink for this," she continued, and then she turned decisively and walked into the kitchen in search of something strong.

Locating a bottle of whiskey, Kenzi grabbed a glass and then moved to sit down at the kitchen table. Bo moved into the kitchen, grabbed a glass and then plopped down beside Kenzi and slid her glass over to be filled.

"I think I'm gonna need a drink too," Bo said when Kenzi looked over at her.

"Okay," Kenzi said after filling their glasses. "Lay it on me."

Bo was quiet for a moment, her features transformed in thought, and then she took a deep breath and said, "It's like a relationship threesome. A threesome-ship, one could say."

Kenzi stared at her for a moment, nodded her head in quick succession a few times and then she lifted her glass to her lips and pounded it back. She stared at the empty glass for a second, and then she muttered, "Yeah, definitely another," and poured another tumbler full and slammed that back too.

"So the three of you ... all together... piled on top of each other... like kittens?" Kenzi asked once she had recovered from the alcohol burning its way down her throat.

Bo's brows furrowed a little at the description but she nodded.

"Wow," Kenzi drawled slowly. "Your milkshake is powerful," she declared stretching the last word out to convey how impressed she was with Bo's swag. "So," she went on in a gossipy tone a few seconds later, "tell me all the dirty smexy details."

"I'm standing right here," Lauren said, and Kenzi stared at her blankly for a few seconds before sighing deeply.

"Please tell me Sleeping Beauty has a sense of humour," Kenzi said to Bo, grasping her hands and squeezing them as she looked away from Lauren and turned to look at Nadia who was watching them from the couch. "One Lauren's enough," Kenzi moaned piteously.

"It's great to see you too Kenzi," Lauren muttered from where she was standing. "I've really missed our chats," she added morosely and Bo chuckled.

Lauren was too cute when she was pissy.

"Oh my god," Kenzi exclaimed squeezing Bo's hands. "I think you may have double-banged a sense of humor into Frosty the Snow Doctor! So feisty," she added turning to look at Lauren.

Lauren turned around at that, the knife she had been using to chop vegetables flashing dangerously in her hand, and Bo gulped and quickly stood up. She placed her hand on Kenzi's shoulder and urged her to stand up.

"We'll be going to go over there now," Bo said to Lauren as she man-handled Kenzi until her body was angled towards the couch. "I'm sorry," Bo mouthed to Lauren apologetically and then she shoved Kenzi towards the living room.

"So," Kenzi began as she plopped down on the couch next to Nadia. "What do you do?"

"These days mostly Bo and Lauren," Nadia deadpanned meeting Kenzi's eyes, and Kenzi stared at her contemplatively for a second before a smile spread across her lips.

"Finally, a girl both of us can love," Kenzi cooed gazing up at Bo. "But first," she continued seriously as she turned to face Nadia, "now that you're rug humping with my Bo-Bo, you and me need to have a little chat."

"Al-right," Nadia said a bit uncertainly looking over at Bo to try and get a read on whether Kenzi was being serious or not.

"Bo?" Lauren called out from the kitchen.

Bo shrugged at Nadia and then looked over at Lauren.

Lauren was holding out the bottle of whiskey Bo and Kenzi abandoned earlier and Bo smiled and stood up.

"Thank you," Bo murmured after making her way into the kitchen. "I think we'll need it," she whispered before leaning forward to kiss Lauren softly.

"You're welcome. Protect Nadia," Lauren breathed out against Bo's lips.

"I'll do my best," Bo said seriously, holding the expression for a few seconds before she dissolved into a grin and leaned forward to kiss Lauren once more. "I like being able to do that," Bo said when she pulled back.

"I like having you do it," Lauren husked and Bo chewed on her bottom lip as a wave of desire rolled through her.

"Bosephine, my brosephine! Stop making out with She-Whose-Pants-Are-On-Fire and get your tight ass over here," Kenzi called out, breaking the momentary spell that had settled over Bo and Lauren.

Bo sighed and looked over at Lauren ruefully.

"I promise, I'll make it up to you tonight," Bo whispered to Lauren. "Kenzi will be a non-entity when I'm done with you. You won't remember her name," Bo rasped. "You won't remember yours," she added a second later, biting down on her bottom lip as she devoured Lauren with her eyes.

"I'm gonna hold you to that," Lauren whispered huskily.

"A firm hold?" Bo asked suggestively. "You know how I like those," she continued, lips curving up.

Lauren released a low groan, her eyes slipped shut and she shifted as a powerful throb pulsed between her legs. "God," she breathed out raggedly, her eyes burning with passion as she looked back over at Bo, the aching between her legs only increasing as more memories of what they had gotten up to a few nights before flooded her brain.

"Hot Pants," Bo murmured grinning, "more like Dr. Wet Spot," she drawled knowingly, still smiling brightly as her eyes helplessly slid down to Lauren's crotch and held there for a moment before Bo sucked in a deep breath and dragged up eyes back up to meet Lauren's.

Lauren bit down on her bottom lip, but it didn't stop her lips from curving up at the corners. She looked into Bo's eyes which were twinkling with delight, and then she leaned forward and gave Bo a quick peck on the lips.

"Go," she said, voice low and rough with desire as she made a shooing motion with her hand, "before you turn me into Dr. No Pants," she murmured dryly.

"That doesn't sound so bad," Bo whispered, but she behaved herself and simply darted forward to kiss Lauren quickly one last time, then with a parting wink she backed out of the kitchen and headed back over to the couch.

"We might have to expand this threesome-ship to a foursome-ship," Kenzi began when Bo made her way around the couch, "because I think I'm falling in love with her," she continued looking over at Nadia dreamily. "She likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic too," Kenzi whispered in awe. "Don't screw this up Bo," she said fiercely when Bo sat down on the couch beside her. "I want to keep her," Kenzi informed Bo seriously, and then she turned to Nadia and pawed at her hands happily.

Nadia looked at Kenzi wide-eyed and Bo laughed before holding up the bottle whiskey.

"Drink anyone?"

Part IX

"You are a minx," Ciara declared, poking Bo in the side as she snuck up behind the succubus at the Dal. "Both of them? I can't believe I had to hear it from Dyson! How could you not tell me?" she asked scowling at Bo as she leaned against the bar beside her.

"It's still new," Bo said blushing a little which made Ciara smile affectionately. "We just wanted the honeymoon phase to last for a little while longer, but then Kenzi found out and now we're like trending on Twitter," Bo said shaking her head. "But yeah … the both of them," she continued looking up at Ciara as a little smile touched her lips.

"Not to be indelicate, but ... how?" Ciara asked curiously, looking away from Bo for a second to order before she turned her full attention back the brunette.

"What exactly do you mean by 'how'?" Bo asked arching an eyebrow at Ciara.

"How did it happen?'" Ciara said, rolling her eyes at Bo.

"I don't even know really," Bo sighed shaking her head, pausing for just a second to take a sip of her drink. "We were just hanging out and …"

"You were just checking Nadia out," Ciara supplied helpfully.

"Yes," Bo replied making a face at Ciara. "And I don't know, I guess they had a talk about it or something, though I can't imagine how that conversation started considering how god awkward the talk Lauren and I had was," Bo said shaking her head. "I think ... I mean, Nadia knew about me and Lauren and I guess once she and I started to be friends it sparked some kind of idea in her."

"So you think it was Nadia that proposed it," Ciara inquired sliding a bit closer to Bo.

"Had to have been," Bo replied immediately. "Lauren wouldn't have."

"Too straight-laced?" Ciara asked.

"No," Bo said, smiling a little as she shook her head. "I mean she's in a threesome-ship with a succubus. Lauren's no square," Bo continued and Ciara smirked then nodded her head. That was true enough. "Too guilty," Bo breathed out a few seconds later and Ciara nodded again. "I don't know, I just … I didn't see this coming," Bo continued, "I mean, a threesome-ship, who would? But I'm a succubus, and even if I had been with Lauren I couldn't have just been with Lauren," Bo went on, "so all being together sounded like a pretty good idea."

"And has it been?"

"So far," Bo murmured and then she rapped on the wooden bar top with her knuckles. "It wasn't so long ago that I couldn't fathom having a girlfriend, so having two is … well, it's more than a dream come true. I thought I would spend my whole life alone, running ... and now I wake up in bed next to two beautiful women, so yeah," Bo smiled, "Definitely good."

"And the sex?" Ciara asked leaning closer to Bo.

Bo laughed and shot back the rest of her drink.

"How long do you have?" Bo asked and Ciara laughed, then rested her chin in the palm of her hand, focused her eyes on Bo, and breathed out, "As long as it takes."

xxx

It wasn't quite eleven when Nadia and Lauren sidled up to the bar to inquire if Bo was ready to go. It was an early end to the night but Lauren was tired and once they got home it would be a while before she'd actually be able to fall asleep. They'd been together for weeks at this point, but they still couldn't get enough of each other and almost every night they had found themselves in bed together, naked, sweaty, and very happy.

"Wait," Kenzi declared when Bo tipped back the last of her beer and prepared to leave with Lauren and Nadia. "How I do get home?" she asked whining. "Man, this threesome-ship blows," she complained. "It's not fair. I wish I loved anything as much as Bo loves vag. It was bad enough when it was just Hot Pants. How the hell am I supposed to compete with two of vajajays?" she moaned dropping her head down onto her folded arms. "I'm gonna have to start hitch-hiking home," she mumbled into her arm. "I'm gonna have to start dressing sensibly. Fudgesicles! Winter isnot playing around this year."

Bo looked between Kenzi and Nadia and Lauren suddenly torn. She hadn't thought about what Kenzi would do if she left with Lauren and Nadia. It was the first time they'd all been out together since Kenzi had gotten back and Bo hadn't thought about how her presence would change the logistics of things.

Ciara saw the conflicted look on Bo's face and took pity on her.

"I'll take Kenzi home," Ciara offered graciously. "Go on," she said to Bo. "Take leave with your ladies."

"British accents. So delightful," Kenzi sighed as Bo walked over to where Lauren and Nadia were standing. "You know, looking at you now I think I feel what Bo feels when she looks at you," Kenzi continued mostly to herself but speaking out loud as she had a tendency to do. "Kind of warm in the crotch area," she whispered loudly as her hand gestured at her lap.

Bo frowned when the words fell from Kenzi's lips and Ciara smiled.

"Shut up, Kenzi," Bo muttered noticing Lauren and Nadia exchange a smiles.

"What?" Kenzi said. "Like nobody's noticed," she continued incredulously. "Hearing you talk about going shopping with her was like watching you masturbate," Kenzi declared, and three sets of eyes turned to look at Bo.

"She's not," Bo began, smiling awkwardly. "She doesn't know what she's talking about," she continued uncomfortably, looking around at the women who surrounded her. "She's never seen me masturbate," Bo continued, trying to explain.

Hale had been walking up to the group of women when Bo spoke, and upon hearing her sentence he shook his head and said, "Nope. I'mma try back later," and spun on his heel and turned back in the direction he came from.

Bo sighed dejectedly then looked over at Lauren.

"Can we please go now?"

Nadia opened her mouth to say something, but before she could say anything Lauren said, "Don't," and Nadia bit back whatever it was going to say.

Lauren turned to look at Bo, her eyes softening and her heart swelling with love as she took in Bo's hangdog expression.

"Come on, babe," Lauren breathed out, holding out her hand to Bo.

"You know," Kenzi said thoughtfully, "I kind of get why everyone wants in those pants when she's all softly gentlemen-like."

Lauren opened her mouth to respond but Bo said, "Don't," and as Nadia snickered softly, Lauren clamped down on her response.

"Goodnight ladies," Ciara said as Bo's hand slipped into Lauren's and the three women prepared to make their way towards the door. "Goodnight, Bo," she added winking.

"Goodnight," Bo called out, looking over her shoulder at Ciara with a goofy smile on her face.

Any pretty face, Kenzi thought shaking her head at Bo as Ciara smiled and waved goodbye.

Kenzi looked over at Ciara once Bo and her girls had left the Dal.

"Thanks for giving me a ride home and everything, but don't even think about getting in on that action," Kenzi said pointing a warning finger at Ciara. "You've got more than enough red-blooded wolf-man at home to keep you occupied and I've already got more poonany in my house than one Kenzi should be forced to deal with. So just keep it in your beautifully tailored suit, Kate Winslet."

Ciara looked over at Kenzi and an amused smile touched her lips.

"Okay. Honestly, you're probably right," Ciara sighed thoughtfully. "I mean, where would we find a bed big enough for four?"

"Actually," Kenzi said tilting her head to the side thoughtfully. "I know a guy …"

When it was just Kenzi and Ciara alone, Hale picked his way across the bar over to them hoping that he could finally snatch Ciara away for moment to talk about what to get Dyson for his birthday. However, as he approached the two women he heard Kenzi saying, "… and so all I hear is 'Harder! Bo! Oh god! Bo!' and the bed is squeaking like a cot at summer camp and ..."

Hale turned around and walked back in the direction he had come from.

He'd try back later.

The End

And that's a wrap! If you're so inclined, please drop me a note and let me know what you thought and thank you for taking this crazy ride with me! I hope you enjoyed it :)

Comments

[ein_myria]

LOL! This was such a cute and hot fic! :) Thanks for sharing this with us.

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

KENZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Delightful and full of wonder, and DAMN IT now I want to see her budding bromance w/ Nadia. *sniff* you can't possibly end it here... Need more!

[alonwy.livejournal.com]

Noooooo...please, you can't be serious about ending it here! Please don't!! Please, please, please...I mean really really please. Can't you start a whole Lost Girl spin-off with this constellation? Crime-solving, a bit of angst and a lot of happy sex at the end of the day?

And I agree, I now sooo picture Kenzi with Nadia now :D But maybe one girl should remain straight, if just for the sake of quips and eye-rolling.

[stickyricee.livejournal.com]

What a fun ride this has been! LOVE Kenzi and her gossip girl ways. Always a pleasure to read your fics! :)

[wickedpsychelj.livejournal.com]

That was wicked fun! I love the back and forth talk. Awesomesauce.

[jello-o.livejournal.com]

I thought to myself this was awesome. There's a threesome, sexy times, a domestic feeling between them. How could this be better? Kenzi of course! The Kenzi quips were hilarious. I thought there'd be more NC-17 action, but the fun that is Kenzi was way better.
I hope this isn't the last we see of this trio from you.

[bcharmer23.livejournal.com]

This story was in turns insanely hot, wicked funny, and delightful. If your muse ever nudges you to revisit these three lovely ladies, please...please listen to whatever lovely, naughty thoughts she whispers in your ear.