"I want you..." and we want YOU Ash!
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fembuckThe last few lines of the funny AfterEllen.com recap of "South of Nowhere" 1x11:
And then there’s Spencer and Ashley, all smiles as they burst into Ashley’s room and stop for a long (and long-overdue) kiss. Despite the fact that Ashley needed to move her damn hand so that we could really see them kiss, it was a good one.
But wait, there’s more! Ashley leads Spencer to her bed as the camera goes out of focus, kissing her again as the two slide down on the bed and out of the shot.
Did they? Didn’t they? I guess we can each draw our own conclusions on that one. (Yes, they did.)
But I think the most important thing is that we’ve all learned a valuable lesson here. While it’s not kind to condemn any “lifestyle,” it’s pretty obvious that heterosexuality is rife with unstable and unfulfilling relationships, substance abuse, loneliness, and general depravity.
If anything, we should really take pity on these lost souls and hope that they one day will find their way to righteousness.
Like our happy, well-adjusted, loving and caring couple Spencer and Ashley.
"Ash looks like something that crawled out of a Behind the Music cautionary tale..." - It's sooo true, but she was rocking that strung out, dazed, smeared eye-liner look like whoa. Oh, the hair, the hair ... so pretty. Mandy totally gives Jennifer Beals a run for her money in the yummy hair department.
"Spencer scrambles to regain her innocent good girl composure (for possibly the last time ever)..."
"Ashley forgets that she’s trying to woo Spencer, not pick up girls with her, and admits that those were just the ones her mom found out about. But when Spence gives her the “I am so suing you for palimony” look, Ash quickly tries to cover the slip with, “None of them meant anything.” (Did she learn that line from her rock star father?..." - Ah, poor hung over/strung out Ash! She was so cute before she realized that she TOTALLY shouldn't have said that to Spencer. Oh the awkwardness of switching from bffs to gffs. What once got you a smile and a good natured swat on the arm will get you stoney silence and sub-zero temperature stares!
"Apparently Mother Superior was not able to lock Spencer away up in the Tower of Straight Virginity, because the next day she is driving to school with Ash..." - Yeah! How'd they swing that? I doubt Glen helped cover. Maybe Clay did with his weakness for the gay ladies (hey, Kelly! Come back and try to seduce Madison, that'd be hot)
"Spencer is comforted by this, but mostly she just wants to get her curious little paws on Ashley again..." - Pawing Ashley would be like my favorite pasttime, if you know she was like real and I knew her and like she wouldn't slap me for doing it.
"Spencer, in true femme fashion, cuts through Ash’s bullshit and straight to the point."
then
"Aiden, in true femme fashion, cuts through Ash’s bullshit and straight to the point." - Aiden is so one of the girls. He's like George from Grey's Anatomy, only with less syphilus and bigger muscles.
"“I can take care of myself. And with some left over to take care of you…” (Marry her Ashley!)" - Marry ME Ashley!
Ahh, good times! So satisfying, I don't know how I'm going to make it to like OCTOBER with no new episodes. Who will I hate on now that Mother Superior is not around to attain new levels of asshat-ery every Friday? Who will fill my bitchy cheerleader love needs now that there is no more Madison making crappy geography jokes, and thinking that estúpido is insulting, instead of well ... estúpido? What will I do without Clay ... um, existing so that I can see SEAN! YaySean! Or Mr. C (who in this episode just looked about 19 feet tall next to Gabby and Mandy) being all understanding and the only adult on the show besides Cat who doesn't suck elephant nuts? And of course how will I survive without fresh bursts of cutifulness and hotness from ... the, the, the SPASHLEY!??!?! *le sigh*
I love this show.
P.S. Mandy Musgrave is hot ... and should recline in tight t-shirts at least once an episode (see: icon).
And then there’s Spencer and Ashley, all smiles as they burst into Ashley’s room and stop for a long (and long-overdue) kiss. Despite the fact that Ashley needed to move her damn hand so that we could really see them kiss, it was a good one.
But wait, there’s more! Ashley leads Spencer to her bed as the camera goes out of focus, kissing her again as the two slide down on the bed and out of the shot.
Did they? Didn’t they? I guess we can each draw our own conclusions on that one. (Yes, they did.)
But I think the most important thing is that we’ve all learned a valuable lesson here. While it’s not kind to condemn any “lifestyle,” it’s pretty obvious that heterosexuality is rife with unstable and unfulfilling relationships, substance abuse, loneliness, and general depravity.
If anything, we should really take pity on these lost souls and hope that they one day will find their way to righteousness.
Like our happy, well-adjusted, loving and caring couple Spencer and Ashley.
"Ash looks like something that crawled out of a Behind the Music cautionary tale..." - It's sooo true, but she was rocking that strung out, dazed, smeared eye-liner look like whoa. Oh, the hair, the hair ... so pretty. Mandy totally gives Jennifer Beals a run for her money in the yummy hair department.
"Spencer scrambles to regain her innocent good girl composure (for possibly the last time ever)..."
"Ashley forgets that she’s trying to woo Spencer, not pick up girls with her, and admits that those were just the ones her mom found out about. But when Spence gives her the “I am so suing you for palimony” look, Ash quickly tries to cover the slip with, “None of them meant anything.” (Did she learn that line from her rock star father?..." - Ah, poor hung over/strung out Ash! She was so cute before she realized that she TOTALLY shouldn't have said that to Spencer. Oh the awkwardness of switching from bffs to gffs. What once got you a smile and a good natured swat on the arm will get you stoney silence and sub-zero temperature stares!
"Apparently Mother Superior was not able to lock Spencer away up in the Tower of Straight Virginity, because the next day she is driving to school with Ash..." - Yeah! How'd they swing that? I doubt Glen helped cover. Maybe Clay did with his weakness for the gay ladies (hey, Kelly! Come back and try to seduce Madison, that'd be hot)
"Spencer is comforted by this, but mostly she just wants to get her curious little paws on Ashley again..." - Pawing Ashley would be like my favorite pasttime, if you know she was like real and I knew her and like she wouldn't slap me for doing it.
"Spencer, in true femme fashion, cuts through Ash’s bullshit and straight to the point."
then
"Aiden, in true femme fashion, cuts through Ash’s bullshit and straight to the point." - Aiden is so one of the girls. He's like George from Grey's Anatomy, only with less syphilus and bigger muscles.
"“I can take care of myself. And with some left over to take care of you…” (Marry her Ashley!)" - Marry ME Ashley!
Ahh, good times! So satisfying, I don't know how I'm going to make it to like OCTOBER with no new episodes. Who will I hate on now that Mother Superior is not around to attain new levels of asshat-ery every Friday? Who will fill my bitchy cheerleader love needs now that there is no more Madison making crappy geography jokes, and thinking that estúpido is insulting, instead of well ... estúpido? What will I do without Clay ... um, existing so that I can see SEAN! YaySean! Or Mr. C (who in this episode just looked about 19 feet tall next to Gabby and Mandy) being all understanding and the only adult on the show besides Cat who doesn't suck elephant nuts? And of course how will I survive without fresh bursts of cutifulness and hotness from ... the, the, the SPASHLEY!??!?! *le sigh*
I love this show.
P.S. Mandy Musgrave is hot ... and should recline in tight t-shirts at least once an episode (see: icon).
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Date: 2006-02-08 02:58 am (UTC)It will be a long, hard road to October, that's for sure...
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Date: 2006-02-08 02:58 am (UTC)Unfortunately, I wasn't able to get hold of any South of Nowhere episodes after the second one. Do you know where I can find some by any chance?
Ashley weirds me out. She looks like one of the girls in the BRATZ commercials and that makes me sad :(
Whining aside, have you seen the show Sugar Rush?
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Date: 2006-02-08 03:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-08 03:14 am (UTC)Unfortunately, I wasn't able to get hold of any South of Nowhere episodes after the second one. Do you know where I can find some by any chance?
If you sign up at The Spencer and Ashley Forum (http://s14.invisionfree.com/SpencerAshley/index.php?showforum=13) and go to the Download Episode/Videos section, and then click on the Master Download thread they have links to download episodes, promos, interviews and all sort of other SoN related material.
Ashley weirds me out. She looks like one of the girls in the BRATZ commercials and that makes me sad :(
lol. Those BRATZ dolls freak me out, so I know where you're coming from there, but I think Mandy is foxy! I'll admit at first she's kinda funny looking, but then you get used to it and the RAWR comes. She actually kinda reminds me of Ashley Scott (http://www.ashleyscotthaven.com/gallery/bop/bop_s1/bop_0101a.htm) looks wise, who I also thought was weird looking and now think is tres foxy.
Mmmm, Ashley's both fictional and otherwise!
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Date: 2006-02-08 03:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-08 05:52 pm (UTC)October is too long to wait. Someone needs to write some decent fanfic!
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Date: 2006-02-09 03:47 am (UTC)Aw. I don't know who Ashley Scott is...but that picture of her is nice. Hee. I think we just have different ideas of foxy because she's reminding me of Angelina Jolie just a little too much. I'm such a bad person XD
Oh! And I discovered this fantastic lj community called southof_eps! Tomorrow. I am having a South of Nowhere marathon and it will be glorious.