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...Kristanna Loken! Okay, so I'll also be hoping for another "Beals in Bra" scene, but mostly I'll be there for the Loken.

Yay, finally some promo shots for season 4! I was beginning to think that Loken's Paige character was some sort of elaborate rouse or something. Awww, so cute. Amazingly, the most astonishing thing about these pics isn't Kristanna's breath-taking beauty, but that they somehow found a way to make Kate Moennig look taller than Kristanna in every picture.

Also, I never realized that Anabella Scorching!Hot ... ah, Sciorra was a member of the lollipop guild before.

There's more season 4 pictures at those link addresses for people who don't share my singular obsession with Kristanna Loken ;)

[Pictures from dideilekker - I don't know who you are, but I thank you profusely!]

Date: 2006-12-10 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ralst.livejournal.com
If you look closely it appears as if Kristanna is carrying Kate or, perhaps, holding her as she stands, precariously, on a box.

Date: 2006-12-10 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
Ha! You're right.

I thought at first Kristanna was just slouching or something, but I know that she wouldn't be smiling like that if she was doing the equivalent of verticle squats, lol. I think you're right about the box looking at the pictures again! I wonder if the box will be used on the show?

(*note to self* look to see if they are ever walking in scenes or just standing still)

Date: 2006-12-10 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jetgirl78.livejournal.com
Why must this bad show cast cool people as lesbians thereby forcing me to be interested in it despite the fact that it is.... the worst show ever?!?! Chaiken is the devil. KL ... AS ... damnit all to helll.

Date: 2006-12-11 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I know. Ilene Chaiken is like the eviliest evil. Frakking criminal mastermind casting Kristanna Loken, and Anabella Sciorra, not to mention bringing Karina Lombard back for a few episodes.

They're like irresistable trifecta for Hot!Chick crack, and I'm totally going be watching the episodes they're in.

Ilene Chaiken, the Uwe Boll of television.

Date: 2006-12-10 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aphrodite-mine.livejournal.com
I am the L word... I have the rediculous power of SUCKING YOUR LIFE AWAY for 13 weeks every year.

(Damn you, Janine. I was trying to avoid these pictures... now my hopes can only be CRUELY CRUELY DASHED. Except-- OMG ALICE AND HELENA ARE EVEN CUTER :FLAIL:)

Date: 2006-12-11 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I am the L word... I have the rediculous power of SUCKING YOUR LIFE AWAY for 13 weeks every year.

LOL and *tear* because it's so true. So weak. I will watch and curse it, but will keep on watching, because Chaiken's casting choices make me TLWs bitch.

Except-- OMG ALICE AND HELENA ARE EVEN CUTER :FLAIL:)

True dat. I think there'll be a lot of potential for comedy gold at the beginning with Poor!Helena, and those two are always watchable on screen. Plus I liked the pictures of Alice and Tasha, but then again with pictures I can't hear the crappy dialogue and music, which is really what ruins the show, lol.

Date: 2006-12-11 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aphrodite-mine.livejournal.com
but then again with pictures I can't hear the crappy dialogue and music, which is really what ruins the show, lol.

Speaking of... are you still watching South of Nowhere?

*cringes and shouts at the fake plastic lesbians*

Date: 2006-12-11 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
Speaking of... are you still watching South of Nowhere?
*cringes and shouts at the fake plastic lesbians*


I am, although I've downloaded but not watched this weeks episode. I heard its more of this seasons same old crap, with no Spashley touching, Ashley creating drama now that Paula has backed down somewhat and Aiden crap which really makes me not want to watch it.

That show was such a guilty pleasure last season, and Spashley was so smokin' hot and cute. But they're so boring and awkward and way more platonic than they ever were last season and it kinda makes me cringe to watch it. Not to mention the overdose of frakking Aiden.

I think there's only like one episode left so I'll probably finish out the season, but if it's renewed I don't know if I'll watch again ... unless they cast Kristanna Loken, lol. Really, Kristanna or some other hot chick making out with Paula is the only thing that could draw me back in, cause really I think Maeve Quinlan would be all over that shit.

Date: 2006-12-11 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aphrodite-mine.livejournal.com
2 more episodes... The only way I'm gonna keep watching is if Spashley is broken up. Or if Paula breaks down and declares her deep love for Spencer. (omg, watch this weeks, and tell me I'm not reading too much into it).

Maeve is totally bringing the gay. Mmmm.

Date: 2006-12-11 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
The only way I'm gonna keep watching is if Spashley is broken up.

You know what, I would totally be onboard with that. Let Ashley hook up with a girl that will jump her when she's in underwear and a leather vest. Gabrielle Christiansen is a decent actress and I'm sure she's a nice girl and everything, but her horrible physical acting (or lack of it) with Mandy is really jarring, and it makes Spashley really boring.

Or if Paula breaks down and declares her deep love for Spencer. (omg, watch this weeks, and tell me I'm not reading too much into it).

LOL, and with that sentence you've motivated me to watch Friday's episode! Seriously, Paula comes across way more like a jealous girlfriend than a mom. Plus, ever since I read some of the messages Maeve left from Gabrielle at her myspace I see Spaula all the time. Maybe its Maeve's Gabby love bleeding through or something, lol

And Maeve totally brings the gay. If they would get another adult woman on the show that isn't Venessa Huxtable, I would totally slash Paula with her.

Date: 2006-12-11 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aphrodite-mine.livejournal.com
Gabrielle Christiansen is a decent actress and I'm sure she's a nice girl and everything, but her horrible physical acting (or lack of it) with Mandy is really jarring, and it makes Spashley really boring.

Hmm, I was more thinking on the lines of getting Spencer a girlfriend who was anywhere decent. But I guess this makes sense too. They really don't seem to have much together, very flat... whethere its all acting or (yes) also the writing.

Plus, ever since I read some of the messages Maeve left from Gabrielle at her myspace I see Spaula all the time. Maybe its Maeve's Gabby love bleeding through or something, lol

0_0 This is something that I really need to have seen. *cries* I AM THE ONE TRUE SPAULA. (as far as I know, no one else has written it...)

If they would get another adult woman on the show that isn't Venessa Huxtable, I would totally slash Paula with her.

You have fun with that, and I'll cling to my Spaula. (Or, for fun, Pashley...)

Date: 2006-12-11 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
Hmm, I was more thinking on the lines of getting Spencer a girlfriend who was anywhere decent.

See, from a storytelling point of view I'd be on board with that, because the show has been about Spencer's coming out process, and Spencer is the one that seems to be gay to Ashley's gay-ish. But Mandy is just so much better at acting gay, that I want all the chicks thrown her way (not that it's likely we're ever gonna see something like the Paige-Bathroom-Makeout-scene again).

Though honestly, its mean of me to blame Gabby so much when the writing is clearly as fault. I mean, if they wrote them being at all couple-y I'm sure Gabby could step to the plate, as it is they're just BFFs that make allusions to making out with each other, but never actually DO anything.

This is something that I really need to have seen.

I'll see if I can find the address to Gabby's myspace again. I'm sure that Maeve's messages are still as gay, lol.

I AM THE ONE TRUE SPAULA. (as far as I know, no one else has written it...)

You are indeed the Queen of Spaula, and ruler of Spaulavia and all of its adjacent territories. I think me and one other chick at the Spencer&Ashley forum seem to be the only residents of Spaulavia that I know of.

You have fun with that, and I'll cling to my Spaula. (Or, for fun, Pashley...)

Pashley, I would be all over. They would have the bestest hate!sex ever. Seriously, if the reason Paula is such a bitch isn't that she wants to sleep with Spencer, its got to that it's because she wants to sleep with Ashley and is 'jus jellus'.

Date: 2006-12-11 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aphrodite-mine.livejournal.com
But Mandy is just so much better at acting gay

I suppose that all depends on how much you think gayness defines your life, what being gay really means, et. al. I think Gabby is doing a great job, but then I WAY more identify with Spencer, on the gay-scale. It's not her defining quality. Mandy, I think, is just more sexual over all. Its the sexuality she's good at, not necessarily the gayness.

Seriously, if the reason Paula is such a bitch isn't that she wants to sleep with Spencer, its got to that it's because she wants to sleep with Ashley and is 'jus jellus'.

*adds to 'to write' pile*

Date: 2006-12-11 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I think Gabby is doing a great job, but then I WAY more identify with Spencer, on the gay-scale. It's not her defining quality. Mandy, I think, is just more sexual over all. Its the sexuality she's good at, not necessarily the gayness.

True dat, true dat. And I identify with Spencer much more than Ashley as well, which is probably why I find Ashley dreamy just like Spencer does, lol. I think you're right about Mandy just being more sexual overall and more comfortable portraying that onscreen.

I guess I should admend my statements to say I wish Gabby was a little more comfortable displaying physical closeness onscreen (both het and homo, cause her scenes with Aiden were kind of awkward too - but at the time I figured that was a concious decision). Because without it there's a certain chemistry-lessness that works for Spencer/Aiden, but kinda sucks for Spencer/Ashley especially since the writing doesn't exactly compensate for it.

*adds to 'to write' pile*

Sweeeeeet! [Borat]High five![/Borat]

Date: 2006-12-10 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loonyluna256.livejournal.com
*squees* I want to see season 4 so bad. Kristanna is so purty! I had never heard of her until now.

Date: 2006-12-11 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I know, I'm actually looking forward to TLW just so that I can see the KLoken pretty.

If you want to see the pretty kicking ass, watch Terminator 3. Not really a good movie, but Kristanna kick booty in it, and while she doesn't talk much in the movie, she talks quite a bit on the commentary and you can let those sexy tones wash over you, lol.

Date: 2006-12-11 01:12 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
hopefully there won't be any shots of cybil shepard in any state of undress...(shudder)...god i hate the fact that i'm gonna have to watch this crap again...(sigh)...oh and i caught the first 4 eps of torchwood...and rampant gay is an understatement.. ;)

Date: 2006-12-11 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
hopefully there won't be any shots of cybil shepard in any state of undress...(shudder)...

Word. I'll raise you not really wanting to see Marlee Maitlyn in much of a state of undress as well. Hell of an actress, but just not hot. Anabella Sciorra though, can be as undressed as she likes.

I'm now offically calling Ilene Chaiken the 'Uwe Boll of Television' because she is making me watch something I know will be crap because she managed to cast decent actresses (plus, the Loken connection of course).

...oh and i caught the first 4 eps of torchwood...and rampant gay is an understatement.. ;)

Isn't it though, lol. It's what keeps be coming back for more. That and the hope they'll keep bring back Suzie, lol. I'm still bitter that they didn't have Gwen hook up with Tosh, because really it would have been totally in character for the show.

Date: 2006-12-11 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trancer21.livejournal.com
I'm now offically calling Ilene Chaiken the 'Uwe Boll of Television' because she is making me watch something I know will be crap because she managed to cast decent actresses

Lol, that's just brilliant. All Ilene needs to do now is challenge her detractors to a boxing match and the circle is complete. Plus, that soo needs to be a t-shirt. And then on the back it can say 'Making Television for Lesbians a Living Hell Since 2004!'.

Date: 2006-12-11 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
i would totally buy that shirt...and the graphic could be dead dana's spirit in a lake...because nothing says "great" television like an aquatic apparition..

Date: 2006-12-13 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] narcolepsy-slds.livejournal.com
Why is one of the worst shows on the telly right now the only one that is focused on gays?
Honestly, if it wasn't the only one around, I would never ever watch it. Last season I didn't like the story line, I did not like the pairings, I was forced to watch most episodes on mute because of the vomit-inducing dialogues or deafening music, but nonetheless I watched it because there was Alice, and Helena, and Lara (and Dana RIP).

And in a couple of weeks I will be watching again, and ramble on about it and ask myself when I lost the last few brain cells that make me come back every fucking Sunday.

and btw, there is the cutest picture of Helena ever. Alice goes without words :)

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