*groan* I know. Every time they panned back to him I full body shuddered. I mean when you make someone hope that they would go back to interviewing Zack Ward or Oatmeal (um, Malthe) it bad, bad medicine.
2. For a movie that's supposed to be about BloodRayne, they sure weren't particularly interested in interviewing the lead actress. But that's probably because Malthe has the charisma of week old bread.
LOL. So true. I was falling asleep whenever she started talking. If she's not playing Typhoid Mary and kissing Jennifer Garner then I don't care.
3. Some actors should always have extreme close-ups - Zach Ward is not one of those people.
LOL.
4. Uwe Boll *is* an evil genius and I'd totally work on one of his movies.
I'd love to see a trainwreck in the making up and close. Plus, I bet a lot of people do a lot of drinking on set with him, and it would be awesome to hang out with the actors, doing shots talking about how shitty the movie is (well, not this one but the first BloodRayne would have been fun)
5. I just discovered DOA is on bittorrent, and I'm downloading as I type.
Lemme know what you think!
6. As much as this movie is gonna suck, I'm still probably going to see it.
Since this is likely going straight to DVD, or will likely be on DVD within a month of its theatrical release there's a good chance that while drunk one night looking for a shitty movie to make fun of with friends that I will see it.
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Date: 2007-01-20 11:30 pm (UTC)*groan* I know. Every time they panned back to him I full body shuddered. I mean when you make someone hope that they would go back to interviewing Zack Ward or Oatmeal (um, Malthe) it bad, bad medicine.
2. For a movie that's supposed to be about BloodRayne, they sure weren't particularly interested in interviewing the lead actress. But that's probably because Malthe has the charisma of week old bread.
LOL. So true. I was falling asleep whenever she started talking. If she's not playing Typhoid Mary and kissing Jennifer Garner then I don't care.
3. Some actors should always have extreme close-ups - Zach Ward is not one of those people.
LOL.
4. Uwe Boll *is* an evil genius and I'd totally work on one of his movies.
I'd love to see a trainwreck in the making up and close. Plus, I bet a lot of people do a lot of drinking on set with him, and it would be awesome to hang out with the actors, doing shots talking about how shitty the movie is (well, not this one but the first BloodRayne would have been fun)
5. I just discovered DOA is on bittorrent, and I'm downloading as I type.
Lemme know what you think!
6. As much as this movie is gonna suck, I'm still probably going to see it.
Since this is likely going straight to DVD, or will likely be on DVD within a month of its theatrical release there's a good chance that while drunk one night looking for a shitty movie to make fun of with friends that I will see it.