Noooo, Michelle ... say it ain't so?
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fembuckDr. Fembuck: [monitor flatlines] "Code. Time of death Feb. 8th, 2007, 5:06 pm. R.I.P. Krishelle."
Michelle Rodriguez you be a trifflin' ho! ... though I'll admit one I would love to bump into at a club based on the description below. Pole and lemons NOT optional!
Via New York Daily News: Michelle Rodriguez gave clubgoers at The Plumm an impromptu show the other night when she took to the club's stripper pole in the new lounge owner Noel Ashman has set up. "She was on there for 20 minutes," said a satisfied spywitness. "She took lemon wedges and greased the pole so she could slide better. She didn't get naked, but she was hanging upside down and twirling around. It was wild." As a bonus, the "Lost" star "made out with this woman who she came in with," said our voyeur, who added that the mystery gal was not Kristanna Loken, Rodriguez's girlfriend who outed the couple to The Advocate last year.
Michelle and Blu Cantrell who she may or may not be trifflin' with.
*makes the sign of the cross*
What the hell is up with Blu's eyes in this picture?
What she is she? A vampire? A sorcerer? Considering how pale and hungry Michelle looks, maybe a zombie?
Whatever, that picture is 100% freaky!
Although, perhaps I'm being too hard on Michelle ... maybe her newest fashion accessory meant that she couldn't visit Kris up in Vancouver thus dooming the Krishelle relationship to failure.
I have to say the "Orwell" that she painted onto it is somewhat clever and she looks really happy being all political and looking good doing it, but I'm not really sure what's she's protesting since DUI's really should be punished. Still, I'm not gonna say too much cause I bet she's secretly packing some heat in in her garter. Still...
*hugs Kirstanna*
I'll just have to console myself with this and the rumors about Paula Patton (pretty, so very pretty) ... though apparently she's a trifflin' ho too!).
*runs off to go read about Ellen and Portia some more*
Michelle Rodriguez you be a trifflin' ho! ... though I'll admit one I would love to bump into at a club based on the description below. Pole and lemons NOT optional!
Via New York Daily News: Michelle Rodriguez gave clubgoers at The Plumm an impromptu show the other night when she took to the club's stripper pole in the new lounge owner Noel Ashman has set up. "She was on there for 20 minutes," said a satisfied spywitness. "She took lemon wedges and greased the pole so she could slide better. She didn't get naked, but she was hanging upside down and twirling around. It was wild." As a bonus, the "Lost" star "made out with this woman who she came in with," said our voyeur, who added that the mystery gal was not Kristanna Loken, Rodriguez's girlfriend who outed the couple to The Advocate last year.
Michelle and Blu Cantrell who she may or may not be trifflin' with.
*makes the sign of the cross*
What the hell is up with Blu's eyes in this picture?
What she is she? A vampire? A sorcerer? Considering how pale and hungry Michelle looks, maybe a zombie?
Whatever, that picture is 100% freaky!
Although, perhaps I'm being too hard on Michelle ... maybe her newest fashion accessory meant that she couldn't visit Kris up in Vancouver thus dooming the Krishelle relationship to failure.
I have to say the "Orwell" that she painted onto it is somewhat clever and she looks really happy being all political and looking good doing it, but I'm not really sure what's she's protesting since DUI's really should be punished. Still, I'm not gonna say too much cause I bet she's secretly packing some heat in in her garter. Still...
*hugs Kirstanna*
I'll just have to console myself with this and the rumors about Paula Patton (pretty, so very pretty) ... though apparently she's a trifflin' ho too!).
*runs off to go read about Ellen and Portia some more*
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Date: 2007-02-10 01:23 am (UTC)I vote that Kris' next girlfriend isn't someone she picks up while partying. It doesn't seem to be working for her. Go figure...
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Date: 2007-02-10 03:39 am (UTC)lol, excellent words of advice. Kris seems like she's ready to settle down, so bar ho's probably aren't gonna cut it anymore.