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OMFG. Bridget Moynahan kissing girls is the best movie plot ever. I don't care what happens in the rest of the movie. Wait, actually, Famke Janssen kissing girls in the best movie plot ever. Even if it's only in the deleted scenes. But Bridget Moynahan comes a close second.

And I see what you mean about Heather Graham. Given the choice, I'd definitely leave her rather than take her normally. But she seems sweet in this.

And I always love Molly Shannon.

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Bridget Moynahan kissing girls is the best movie plot ever.

I completely support this line of thinking.

Wait, actually, Famke Janssen kissing girls in the best movie plot ever. Even if it's only in the deleted scenes. But Bridget Moynahan comes a close second.

But you are also completely right here. Now if only we could get a movie where Bridget and Famke make out with each other, we'd be saved trying to figure out which is hotter. Plus, it would be a guarenteed hit, I mean it could be them doing nothing more than smiling at each other, shoe shopping, visting coffee shops and making out in elevators, stairways and flopping onto beds/couchs together and I would see it three, four times before buying the DVD.

But she seems sweet in this.

Shocking, but pleasantly so. It'll be nice to be able to enjoy the movie, without have to say "despite Heather Graham being in it", lol.

And I always love Molly Shannon.

Molly rocks muchly. Her little bit in the trailer about Bridget's character being a gold digger and Tivoing AMC cracked me up.

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Now if only we could get a movie where Bridget and Famke make out with each other

Oh Jesus. That would indeed be the best movie ever in the history of the world.

could be them doing nothing more than smiling at each other, shoe shopping, visting coffee shops and making out in elevators, stairways and flopping onto beds/couchs together

I'm sold. You should send this to a studio. I'm positive they'd see the potential and would sign the girls up immediately. With an option for a sequel or two where they eat breakfast, paint their living-room, collect the dry-cleaning and give each other massages.

Molly rocks muchly. - I loved her 'Really?' after being told that NotAnnoying!Heather had never been attracted to her.

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That would indeed be the best movie ever in the history of the world.

It would make those AFI specials obsolete because no one would ever wonder what the number one movie of all time is ever again. It would always and forever be the one where Bridget Moynahan and Famke Janssen made out.

I'm sold. You should send this to a studio. I'm positive they'd see the potential and would sign the girls up immediately. With an option for a sequel or two where they eat breakfast, paint their living-room, collect the dry-cleaning and give each other massages.

LOL! Best. Sequel. Ever. They could get into sweet and sexy paint fights where they rub dollops on each others noses, and then they playfully fight until they fall onto the couch with each other kiss while sunlight streams in through the window. Academy awards here they come!

I loved her 'Really?' after being told that NotAnnoying!Heather had never been attracted to her.

LOL, that was awesome. I also think that NotAnnoying!Heather is how Gray is going to be known from now on, because really it says everything with an exclaimation mark in the middle which is the best!

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It would make those AFI specials obsolete - True. But then, I suppose they could just be upfront and be all "Look, everyone knows that #1 is going to be that movie where Famke and Bridget make out, so let's all just have some fun trying to guess what #2 is. And no it's not Citizen Kane. Fucking rosebud."

Academy awards here they come! - Where they'd have to share the Best Actress Oscar and they'd make out on the stage to rapturous applause.

Sadly, I think that I'm actually starting to believe that this movie exists. It may have taken over from 'Taye Diggs and Jesse L Martin sing to each other, shirtless' as the movie in my head that I'd most like to see on the big screen. *sigh*

I also think that NotAnnoying!Heather is how Gray is going to be known from now on - I'm totally fine with that. That's how I shall refer to her in all future correspondence.

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I suppose they could just be upfront and be all "Look, everyone knows that #1 is going to be that movie where Famke and Bridget make out, so let's all just have some fun trying to guess what #2 is. And no it's not Citizen Kane. Fucking rosebud."

lol. Second place is still good 'other films that don't have Bridget and Famke making out', sure in this case it will a distant second but don't feel too bad, you're still worth voting for.

Where they'd have to share the Best Actress Oscar and they'd make out on the stage to rapturous applause.

Best acceptance speeches ever! And the best part is they'd get to be up there making out for as long as they want, because the conductor man would be too busy staring at the hotness to start up the music (because, gay, straight, omni, pan, a, whatever sexual you are, that much hotness WILL captivate you)

I think that I'm actually starting to believe that this movie exists. It may have taken over from 'Taye Diggs and Jesse L Martin sing to each other, shirtless' as the movie in my head that I'd most like to see on the big screen. *sigh*

I know. When I don't see an announcement for it come 2008 I'm gonna be so sad. Although, if that Taye/Jessie movie ever got made, I think all of the other movies in the history of cinema would have to start fighting for third place!

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THIS is completely your fault.

Just saying.

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I posted a long ass response to this at your journal, but it has to be said here as well ... OMGsototallyawesome! Best spec script ever! Honestly, the "Highly Top Secret - Untitled Famke Janssen/Bridget Moynahan Project" is the best script never to be turned into an actual movie (as of yet, I have hope, there's got to be a forward thinking person out there. I mean, if "Norbit" can get greenlight how could this not???)

Also ... mmm, Morena. I'd say that Baccirin should be in the F/B project, but her hotness might cause romantic problems between the girls, and that movie must be nothing but sunshine and lollipops and everything thing that wonderful cause they're together. No, maybe Morena could star in the project that Heather Graham proposed as a sequel to "Gray Matters", "Bridget's Butt". Yeah, Morena could play a ridiculously attractive artist who sees Bridget's butt and is so over come with the loveliness of it that she wants to do an entire show dedicated to it. And of course they have to spend tons of time together with Bridget's butt on display while Morena praises it, and hilarity and sex ensue.

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I'd say that Baccirin should be in the F/B project, but her hotness might cause romantic problems between the girls

Yes, we don't want any romantical problems for the girls. Perhaps Morena could be in the sequel - HCUTSFJ/BMP: The Wedding.

Morena could be Famke's little sister who comes to Famke and Bridget's wedding. And Eliza Dushku could be Bridget's little sister, who also comes along. Thus we have the meeting of the ultimate Jossverse babes. Who would be under the impression that they were straight, but through the wedding preparations and various hi-jinks, they come to realise that they fancy the pants off each other.

No, maybe Morena could star in the project that Heather Graham proposed as a sequel to "Gray Matters", "Bridget's Butt". - Yeah, or that. Or both!!!

I think it's your turn to write a script ;)

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I'm feeling a bit slow because I don't actually know who Bridget Moynahan is but I agree about the Heather Graham take her or leave her option. I just hope this is as sweet as Imagine Me & You and that Rachel Shelley is on screen for more than five seconds.

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Bridget Moynahan is sexy Rachel the bartender from Coyote Ugly (aka the hot one that liked to hit things and wore leather pants!)

She is teh sex.

I just hope this is as sweet as Imagine Me & You

Me too. I'm really hoping that this will be an American version of Imagine Me and You. The trailer makes me hopeful, and the reviews I've read compare it to Imagine Me and You, so hopeful this will be the light, lovely, lesbian rom-com of the year :D

and that Rachel Shelley is on screen for more than five seconds.

I know! I'm thinking she plays a character that hits on Graham (at least that's what it looks like from the trailer), which means she might not be in it for too long, but if she plays one of Gray's gal pals we could see multiple scenes with her.

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I read a review saying it was more about Gray's realisation that she was gay, than the actual romance, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed that we get a happy ending.

I saw Coyote Ugly years ago and don't remember it too well - there was some dodgy singing and 'girl becomes a star' plottage that make me yawn.

Oh, and what's the third good thing about TLW?

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I read a review saying it was more about Gray's realisation that she was gay, than the actual romance, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed that we get a happy ending.

Yeah, I've heard that it's more a comedy on the topic of coming out than a rom-com about the relationship between Graham and Moynahan, but I'm okay with that premise too. The fact that the reviews I've read about it have said that it's really funny also help matters. Plus I read that there is at least one steamy kissing scene between Graham and Moynahan which means I'm a-okay with it. Also I've heard Shelley's character described as Helena Peabody-esque (now whether that's S2 Helena or S3/S4 Helena I have no idea).

I saw Coyote Ugly years ago and don't remember it too well - there was some dodgy singing and 'girl becomes a star' plottage that make me yawn.

The only reason I made it through that movie was my girlcrushes on ... well, half the cast (Mmm, Maria Bello, Bridget Moynahan and Piper Perabo). The only thing I really remember about it is dancing on bars, spraying people with water, and a really embarassing rendition of "One Way or Another" ... and of course all of the ladies in leather pants.

Oh, and what's the third good thing about TLW?

Well, I'm assuming your with me on Alice and Helena being good thing, one and two, and at least for me the third good thing right now is Kristanna Loken. However, if you don't have a girlcrush on the Lokinator then I would suppose there's only two good things, lol.

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Well, I'm assuming your with me on Alice and Helena being good thing, one and two, and at least for me the third good thing right now is Kristanna Loken. However, if you don't have a girlcrush on the Lokinator then I would suppose there's only two good things, lol.

Alice and Helena would definitely be one and two or two and one, depending on my mood.

I've only ever seen Kristianna Loken in things I didn't like - BloodRayne and Terminator 3 (I sat through the entire screening of the film sulkily ranting about it not being a proper Terminator film if there was no Sarah Connor because she was the star, not the muscle bound moron. So my judgement's a little cloudy on that one). But I'm hoping she gets to be number three - she has so much potential as a figure of swoon.

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Bridget Moynahan was also the very tall twenty-something who married Mr Big in 'Sex and the City'.

And she's been the very tall and generally brainy girlfriend in a few things: The Sum of All Fears, The Recruit, I,Robot.

I think I nearly cried the first time I saw this pic of Bridget and Ben.

All of that prettiness was just too overwhelming.

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Ah, I Robot, I remember that.

I find Ben Affleck highly annoying to watch, so he just tends to leach all sexiness out of the photos he's in for me.

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See, I'm a Ben fangirl of old. But, to each their own, so here are some pics of The Bridget without Ben leeching any of her sexiness:

Click for BIG versions.

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she's been the very tall and generally brainy girlfriend in a few things

lol, I love that description of her. She does tall and brainy so well. She's like the only thing that I liked about all of those movies you listed above.

She always played a tall, brainy magazine editor or something on Six Degrees, but I couldn't suspend my disbelief enough to keep watching that show. First of all they had Johnaton Cake cheat on the Bridget, then they tried to convince me that she wasn't in love with her instant bff on that show, which was just silly.

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She does tall and brainy so well. - That she does. A bit like...Famke Janssen!!! So much so, in fact, that Fametracker.com did a 2 stars, 1 slot on them.

I'm thinking of writing a script for the Famke/Bridget movie. I don't think it'll be difficult. A meeting, many musical montages and a happy ending. Done. Mega-hit. Kerching!

I have never seen Six Degrees. But I remember my disbelief being severely suspended while watching Serendipity and seeing John Cusack chase Kate Beckinsale all over the place when he had the Bridget waiting to marry him. Now, I don't mind Kate, but surely there should be a law or something: If you have Bridget Moynahan, you bloody well don't cheat on her with lesser beings.

Famke would be the exception to the above law. Obviously.

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I remember seeing a short version of the trailer a long time back and coming away thinking that Heather was the other girl and Bridget was the sister. This is funnier and a more interesting choice.

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This is funnier and a more interesting choice.

Also, it requires much less suspension of disbelief.

I mean, Bridget Moynahan making someone realize they are gay and causing siblings to fight for her love = yeah, totally, I'm suprised Moynahan is able to go outdoors at all without people spontaneous getting into fist fights over her.

Heather Graham making someone realize they are gay and causing siblings to fight for her love = Fucking Hollywood trying to tell me what to think! And Mena Suvari was never hot!

Although I will admit that I was liking NotAnnoying!Heather in the trailer for this, even though most of the time *shudder*

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Heather Graham making someone realize they are gay and causing siblings to fight for her love = Fucking Hollywood trying to tell me what to think!

Pretty much.

I don't think I've seen Heather in anything so I'm not too annoyed yet.

Actually looking at her films on imdb, I've seen Austin Powers. I had a friend who was really into that movie. That's what happens when you spend too much time with guy geeks.

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Oh my. Siblingcest, gaymo-ness. I can't wait! *squee!* And I'd have Rachel Shelley any day. Thank you for this post. I am happily sighing my (very unfortunate) Sunday away. Whooo!

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