best 'caption this' ever!

[fembuck]

Taken from superherohype.com:
post by GeoffTheArtist


BRUCE: Want some bacon?
LUCIOUS: No man, I don't eat pork.
BRUCE: Are you Jewish?
LUCIOUS: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
BRUCE: Why not?
LUCIOUS: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
BRUCE: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
LUCIOUS: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
BRUCE: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
LUCIOUS: I don't eat dog either.
BRUCE: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
LUCIOUS: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
BRUCE: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
LUCIOUS: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' mother****in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

I mean this conversation is gold to begin with, but picturing Bruce Wayne and Lucious Fox having it at a Wayne Foundation party, just makes me laugh and laugh.



By Carnotaur3
FOX
I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.

BRUCE
We don't have time for one of your incesteous stories, Lucious...

and by Dr. Fate

BRUCE: "Seriously, Thundarr the Barbarian predates He-Man by at least 3 years, animation wise."
LUCIOUS: "Get outta here!"

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