Mutant-girl fight! Mutant-girl fight!

[fembuck]

Because Jane Vasko, Lokinator's character on Painkiller Jane is pretty much indestructible like Hayden Panettiere's character, Claire, on Heroes, a lot of comparisons have been made between the two shows - just like everyone was all like "she's a female Wolverine" when Heroes premiered. X-23 would so pwn Claire like it was her birthday though, so she's like a diet coke female Wolverine.

Also, because SciFi is part of the NBC Universal family there have been rumblings about a crossover between the shows, which led to the following exchange:

"You might be looking at great crossover possibilities," a TV critic said to Painkiller Jane star Kristanna Loken during her appearance at the press tour. "I mean, I can just see you and the cheerleader whacking the crap out of each other for hours at a time."

"She wouldn't stand a chance," replied Loken, fixing him with a cold glare.

LOL! Awww, I love you Lokinator. You can fix me with a cold glare any time

*makes super sexy clawing motion*

Also, considering that Hayden is like 5'1 (though cute as a button), I'm inclined to agree.

Comments

[teh-no.livejournal.com]

But what about Jane versus Jessica? I think the fight sex would be very rough sex and tumble sex, possibly even involving biting and scratching sex. Eventually, I'm pretty sure Jane would have Jessica on her back for sex. Then she might tie her up for sex.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

You know, when I saw these (http://www.popsugar.com/gallery/48810?page=0,0,4) pictures (http://www.popsugar.com/gallery/48810?page=0,0,5) of Carmen Electra (http://www.popsugar.com/gallery/48810?page=0,0,2) as a rodeo stripper (http://www.popsugar.com/gallery/48810?page=0,0,6) I thought that would be the sexiest things I'd be exposed to all day.

I was wrong.

I love the way your mind works! This totally needs to be fic'd

[teh-no.livejournal.com]

I think Alizee (http://alizeebhg.ytmnd.com/) is sexier.

[ralst.livejournal.com]

Two indestructable people having a fight could easily turn into the looooongest fight ever. Although if I was Hayden I'd run screaming in terror at first sight of a snarling Lokinator.

Although Jane Vasko feels pain and, from the one episode I've seen, Claire doesn't. So the little one would probably have the advantage.

[Note to self: Watch Heroes, idiot!]

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Two indestructable people having a fight could easily turn into the looooongest fight ever.

If by 'looooooongest fight ever', you mean 'sexiest fight ever' then I totally agree!

Although if I was Hayden I'd run screaming in terror at first sight of a snarling Lokinator.

LOL. I run too, but I'd be kind of turned on which would mean I couldn't run very fast and Lokinator would probably catch up with me and then ... ... ... .... ... ... ... ... ... and I'm back!

*best trip into fantasy land ever!*

Although Jane Vasko feels pain and, from the one episode I've seen, Claire doesn't. So the little one would probably have the advantage.

That's a very good point! If Claire did enough damange Jane could be incapacitated by the pain, while Claire would be all whistling dixie. I mean the girl did get burned to a crisp in a mini-nuclear explosion and she totally just walked it off.

Hmm, suddenly it's not so clear who'd pwn whom!

[Note to self: Watch Heroes, idiot!]

Do it! You know you want to! It's so much fun! Everyone's watching "Heroes" these days!

[gargyloveswolfy.livejournal.com]

5' 1" vs. 6' maybe 6' 1"..........yeah, I am inclined to agree with the size........but, there's the weight factored into........and actually, Claire would have the mobility/agilitiy more than Jane....and I think Jane's powers are pretty much defined........where as we have no idea where and what powers Claire will come across in the future.......she might get a flame-thrower ability a long with flyin' and the possibilities are endless..........and what will happen if the OWI gets a hold of her and performs a Weapon X experiment on her.........making her a mini-female!Wolverine............Claire's possibilities are endlesss.........where as Jane's are defined........plus, cheerleading skills vs. brute strength..........I'll have to go with Claire........even at this point in Claire's "development"!! ♥

[2cards-short.livejournal.com]

Why would Jane fight with her mini-me Claire?

[geekycanadian86.livejournal.com]

Best. Fight. EVER.

Who cares who wins? That'd be one of the sexiest things ever...Of course even betetr if Claire was legal age, but whatever. Technicalities aside, that'd still be awesome to see.

[zee014.livejournal.com]

My oh my, that is some lovely imagery that has popped into my brain. Lovely. Seriously...what do we have to do to make this happen because it really really needs to.

These two could literally fight for forever and I find it completely soothing that I can watch these two go at it for hours *insert coy smile*, fall asleep while watching (on accident of course), then wake up hours later and they're still there fighting and being sexy on my TV screen.

It's like having a nightlight or a blankey. But 100% hotter.

Besides I always get a great night's sleep when female groans of pain (or pleasure) lull me there...

*makes super sexy clawing motion*

Funny. Like, really funny. And I'm not totally sure why, but I don't care.