Gossip Girl - 1x07 "Victor, Victoria"

[fembuck]

GOSSIP GIRL! Thank god you're back! I missed you so much last week, bb. Never leave me again.

Favorite Moments

Dan's nightmare about sucking at losing his virginity to Serena (and Isabel and Kati scoring him), LOL

Um, Serena straddling Dan and attacking him like a cougar ... pretty hot! Okay, really Blake's ass is hot, that scene was all about Blake's wiggling ass. I was about as aware of Penn as I was the mattress.
(though her assertion that "20 minutes is more than enough" is a really really sad comment on the prowess of Nate the guys she's slept with before)

Nate's mom's denial. Heartbreaking.

OMG! Dan watching porn to practice for Serena FTW! The interweb really is for porn yo!

Blair-Bear! bb, you are so much better than Nate. Seriously, every time I start to feel bad for Nate he makes Blair-Bear cry and I hate him again!

Dan deconstructing the S/N love scene to figure how to do it, was meta, awesome and kind of gay (Dan to imaginary Nate: do I have to keep my shirt open and billowing like that?)

Vanessa is a fortune cookie. A very pretty fortune cookie, but I'm tired of her being a hot version of the Oracle from The Matrix. *waits for Vanessa to bake oatmeal cookies and warn Dan he's going to bump into an table*

And Nate's dad is officially CaptainNot!Awesome. Worst dad ever, I feel like getting Eleanor a parent of the year award after watching this guy (*remembers Eleanor blatantly lying to Blair about Nate wanting is mother's engagement ring for her* Uh, actually I take that back. Eleanor sucks elephant cock too.

Chuck's dad accepting his comment gracefully when Chuck was all like "Lily believed me so quickly because you're kind of an ass".

Blair dumping Nate. Heartbreaking, but ultimately for the best.

Blair's idea of escape is going to watch half-dressed girls dancing around? Awesome!
(but Blair, bb, telling Chuck to 'guard your drink' is a sure fire way to end up naked in a hotel room in a puddle of your own drool)

Blair burlesque dancing! The over the shoulder look *faints*!
" You go baby vamp" indeed! Seriously, you know you're hot when the Drag Queens are like "you work it girl!"

Also, I kind of hate to say it, but ... Blair and Chuck are kind of hot together. She was smiling around him and we all know how I feel about Leighton's smile. Plus, he was looking at her like she was sex personified and really that's how it should be. It was kind of hot to see Chuck really appreciating how hot Blair is, like being all awed by it.

Serena being nervous about being with Dan, and admitting that she didn't think the other guys she was with looked at her at all let alone with the tenderness Dan looked at her with. *aww*

Lily and Rufus staring at the shapes on the ceiling.

Blair and Chuck in the limo. Um, Blair might not be able to outshine Serena, but Leighton totally just outsexed Blake. Seriously, we need more scenes of Blair making out, with her strap slipping ... the strap slipping is key.

Damn, Gossip Girl, what the hell is up with you making me dig all of these het pairing? Waldsen is totally gonna say my fic pairing, but you are making some very delightful on screen pairing as well. I don't think I've ever liked so many of the canon pairing on one show.

Favorite Quotes:

Blair: Chuck Bass, I do believe your years of underage partying and boozing have paid off
(Leighton's delivery of this line rules)

Rufus responding to Jenny's vague question: Yeah, I think I saw it by that ambiguous big thing over by the nondescript place.
(Oh Rufus, looks, the voice, and humor. I heart you)

Random Girl: Hey, Serena, why don't you get a room!
(LOL, Serena really is an exhibitionist ... and horny)

GG: But can Brooklyn keep up with the Uptown Express?
(Oh, GG you are so right. Serena is SO too much woman for Dan)

Bart Bass: What with the business formal. Are you being arraigned for something?

Blair: Well, it's not High School Musical scandalous.

Serena to Blair: No, mom. We haven't!

Blair's response to Dan trying to slow things down with Serena: Only with you, I can't imagine why.
(Hello, subtext *waves* I missed you)

Blair on the dress Eleanor wanted her to wear: Yes, it'd be very nice. If I was sailing up on the Mayflower.

Blair: Game recognizes game Little J.
(Blair channeling Riley Freeman is the BESTEST!  Game recognizes game Little J, and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar!  Oh, ghetto Blair. I heart you)


(remembers the Writer's Strike and cries)

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

could it be construed as an insult to S, like, You're so easy, why would he not take advantage. Or was it full on subtext?

Don't worry, it was a subtexty compliment.

Serena was like "Is it possible for a guy to want to slow things down?"

And Blair was all "Only the guys we like" and they laughed.

And then Blair added "Only with you, I can't imagine why" and Serena looked all bashful.

Blair was basically saying "You're so fucking sexy I can't comprehend how someone would not throw you down and ravage you given the slightest opportunity. I certainly would".

Blair-bear, I think you should SHOW Serena how sexy she is ... in an eraser room on a bed, naked! I mean, lord knows I now know Blair can be aggressive and totally throw down and it's so much more satisfying when she's throwing down with Serena.

[sinandmisery.livejournal.com]

Blair-bear, I think you should SHOW Serena how sexy she is ... in an eraser room on a bed, naked!

The Eraser room does two things: Cleans erasers and takes our innocence.