And Merry Christmas to you too, Cruz siblings!

[fembuck]

I'm not sure, I'd have to type it into my 'always right science calculator' but I think that Eduardo Cruz's new video, "Cosas que contar" might be the best video ever made! Note, I said 'best video' as the song itself is ... um, not so much the best ever.

But ... if the idea of Penelope and Monica Cruz dressed as sexy secretaries, while sucking on lollipops and making sex sounds into a microphone as they gaze sexily at each other appeals to you, you'll like this video.

Likewise, if random Mia Maestro cameos that involve Mia posing in slinky, sexy black outfits, sunbathing, climbing over a piano and then kissing Penelope Cruz appeals to you, you'll like this video. *Mm, dirty, sexy lip biting*

And finally, if the idea of random chicks making out with each other and climbing on top of each other, while the Cruz siblings do their very best to make threesomecest the new twincest by undressing each other with their eyes and rubbing all over each other appeals to you, this is definitely the video for you.

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Good lord that is one good looking family!

Comments

[jetgirl78.livejournal.com]

I saw this earlier today. My reaction was something like "This is so very wrong... yet ... so very right. But wrong! WRONG! I need to rewatch this..."

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol, I know. If loving Cruzcest and Penelope/Mia girl love is wrong, then I don't want to be right. They're all just so pretty it's impossible to resist them so I'm not even going to try. Reveling in the wrongdirtybad is so satisfying when you just resign yourself to it ;)

[sinandmisery.livejournal.com]

I really don't understand anything about the video other than Mia <3ing teh girlsex.

...but really, is there anything more important than that?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol, I know. I have no idea why anything in the video happened but I'm glad that it did.

Mia <3ing teh girlsex.

Possibly the greatest thing ever written. *Mmm, Mia*

...but really, is there anything more important than that?

Yes, Mia loving the rough, lip biting girlsex. *drifts off to a very wonderful place*

[http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/]

....

I wonder whose idea it was to call Mia and have Penelope bite her lip for hotfunsexytime video.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I like to imagine that's what Mia and Penelope do when they're hanging out on Saturday nights and Monica just happened to stop by with a video camera, and Eduardo was all like "Hey, I can use that in my video" when he saw it.

That's what I like to think.

Though, if I had to guess as to who actually came up with the lip biting idea I'd say Penelope, she just seems like she would, and that just makes me love her more.

[hoeyon.livejournal.com]

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn *is ded*

I do not know what happened, but I hope it happens again.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

And how!

Seriously, that video is like a rollercoaster. At the end you don't know what happened, but you know that it was awesome and you want to do it again, lol.

Mmm, pretty, pretty people making out and being sexy. Doesn't get much better than that!

[crys-22.livejournal.com]

Wow, I just saw this on ONTD and after I was able to pick my jaw from off the ground, I thought, 'I wonder if Janine knows about this?' And sure enough you have.

I'm with everyone else, I'm not exactly sure what I was baring witness to. All I know is, that I must have actually been good this year, because Santa decided to give me like the best present ever. That is one gorgeous family and add Mia to the mix and I'm just a bucket of goo.

I think I'm going to have to go watch it again now.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, soo much awesome hotness all to the soundtrack of one incredibly *mediocre* song! I was like - dooood, what is this? 1993? I'm gonna go back and watch Penelope biting Mia's lip... with the music on MUTE!!