Loken Promo shots!

And the obsession continues! KristannaLoken.net posted a New Year gift of a couple promo shots for Kris's upcoming gigs. Seriously, ya'll, three months of new Loken projects *wipes tears* It's like it's my birthday ... only a month late.

( As Pagie Sobel on 'The L Word' )

Lovely *sighs, twirls dreamily* Seriously, Shane gets to have breakfast with that first thing in the morning! Lucky bitca! I want a Nordic goddess serving me freshly squeezed OJ, looking all sexy and shit. [Whisper]Also, is it just me or can you kind of see up her dress?[/Whisper]

( Wintry Painkiller Jane promo )

Okay, is it just me or does it look like she could totally take both of those guys in her sleep? Seriously, they cannot contain her. Anyways, that's a lovely jacket, and she looks cute in tuc. Also, I like that her Painkiller Jane hair is a strawberry blonde instead of the BloodRayne shade. Normally, I'm not gaga over blondes, but I like Kristanna blonde and this shade is close enough to keep me happy.

Honestly though, I'm looking forward to Painkiller Jane more because ... well, it couldn't possibly suck worse than the L Word does. Also, it will have guns, and karate chops, and garters, and zingy one-liners, and questionable science, and Vancouver actors all of which are things I greatly enjoy! Granted the L Word will have girl kissing, but there will likely be talking before, during and after which will just ruin it (the mute button truly is an exquiste thing when anyone not named Alice or Carmen's Ass is on screen).

Oh, I think I WILL enjoy this!

It's like the makers of 300 suddenly got worried I wouldn't go watch it and released a poster tailored specially for me. Otherwise known as "The one where Lena Headey looks like a bad-ass mother-shut yo mouth!"

( I will too! - Hotness beyond )

Really guys you had me at "Tonight we dine in hell", and with the Persians dressed like BDSM submissives, and with Gerard "motherfucking" Butler kicking some asshole into a pit, and Lena Headey's nod of death and her "I'm okay, I'm okay" head bow before trying to go mythological all over some asses.

I'm a gonna see it, but you can keep releasing pictures like this if you want. I won't complain :D