...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

Omg, I think this is the most sentences I've ever heard Shane string together in a row like ever. And miracle of miracles, this Shay and Paige storyline continues to succeed at making me like Shane. She was both funny, and cute in this clip.

And might I say, that it's nice to see two characters on this show talking and getting to know each other before automatically sexin'. Like *gasp* !

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Long, luxurious, luscious, legs ... mmm. I love my Amazonian PTA moms, I love 'em!

This clip also makes me really wish I we were living in a bizarro world where Loken did guest star on Ugly Betty as Paige Sobel. I mean, Jared could be little Jared Meade, and then Alexis would have this totally gorgeous, supportive, emotionally healthy, sweet, funny woman as her love interest to help her through the tough times, and give her [mickey avalon]good good lovin'[/ma].

I haven't seen the whole episode yet, but some lovely sole has made a compilation of the Shame ... I mean, Shane clips from the episode ... which means Kristanna!

All of the scenes in the compilation are decent, though if you're only interested in the Loken then you should skip to about 2 minutes in. She starts off the scene with her top off, which is how I think Paige should be introduced in every episode from now on (I'd also love it if they could manage to find a way to include the back tattoo as well).

Loken does a good job this episode with her nervous, slightly awkward flirting with Shame. And because this is TLW there's a least one line that makes you turn your head away from the screen and wince in sympathy pain.

But overall, well done. And you can already tell that when Shame gives into the hotness she'll be on the bottom. Paige don't play around.

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( I heart PTA Moms...especially Kristanna Loken shaped ones )

Oh man, my girls episode hasn't even aired yet and the TWoP L Word board is already alight with people calling out for her Nordic blood! (or for her to come sit next to them!). What you may ask could have these Lphiles calling for my ladies blood, well this quote apparently from a recent interview interview:

Her character will be on the series through the rest of the season, but unlike Shepherd and Matlin, Loken has no plans to return to the show, regardless of whether 'Painkiller Jane' is a hit. She called Chaiken and the other producers and writers 'fantastic,' but said her 'L Word' run was soured by 'the most difficult cast I've ever worked with.' 'I'm not naming names,' she said. 'Let's just start with the fact that it's an entire show of women. And the amount of egos and insecurities and cattiness that can go on with a bunch of women - that's what you get. It attracts certain people that want to do something different in their career, but the girls were tough. You know?' Loken continued.

Personally, I'm in the 'come sit next to me' category (oh, come on at least pretend to be surprised by that!). All of the behind the scenes news on this show has always been more fascinating to me than the actual show, and this season it's been especially fun because of the main casts bitterness with everything Chaiken. Ever since Erin Daniels departure certain cast members have been bitching about how things just arent' the same, pretty much everyone has complained about their storylines, Beals and Holloman are purposefully acting against direction in their quest to get Bette and Tina back together, and everyone has been disgruntled and vocal about their dissatisfaction with the shows ever expanding cast. Not to mention that the cast apparently had absolutely nothing to do with Ion Overman when she was on the show, former cast member Karina Lombard was openly mocked on some season 2 DVDs, and other guest stars not to mention Sarah Shahi (before she and her Shahi's were fully initiated) talked about the fact that it was a difficult cast to integrate into. And this was before their storylines went to shit, Dana died, and the ensemble went from around 7 to 17.

Sounds like a fun work enviroment to me. I'm shocked that Kris didn't find it to be sunshine, lollipops, rainbows and everything that's wonderful.

It's hilarious to me, that with BloodRayne under her belt and unemployment looming in the future that she was like "later bitches!" and asked not be brought back. Thank goodness Painkiller Jane came along though because I don't think I'd have been as amused if it meant that I couldn't watch Kris on my TV every week.

Still, despite all the drah-mah, based on the highlighted parts below I think I'll enjoy Kris's run on the L Word, brief as it may be.

Did she choose her route down the genre road? 'Not really, not really,' Loken said. 'I feel like it chose me.' She laughed, and added: 'I've been this height since I was 18 years old. On 'The L Word' it didn't really matter because we're all the same lying down, and that's what we did for half the show.'

Anyway, I'm glad that my girl is in fighting form thanks to Painkiller Jane because if she encounters a genuine L Word fan on the street there just might be a throw down.

Totally can't wait for this weeks episode!

Only two more weeks until Kristanna shows up on TLW, but for those in withdrawl here's some Painkiller Jane goodness that should help tide you over. Hi-res goodness even :D

( Painkiller Jane Promo Pics ... sooooo pretty )

( Article - Loken Feels No Pain In Jane )