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Taken from superherohype.com:
post by GeoffTheArtist

bruceandlucious
BRUCE: Want some bacon?
LUCIOUS: No man, I don't eat pork.
BRUCE: Are you Jewish?
LUCIOUS: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
BRUCE: Why not?
LUCIOUS: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
BRUCE: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
LUCIOUS: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
BRUCE: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
LUCIOUS: I don't eat dog either.
BRUCE: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
LUCIOUS: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
BRUCE: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
LUCIOUS: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' mother****in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?


I mean this conversation is gold to begin with, but picturing Bruce Wayne and Lucious Fox having it at a Wayne Foundation party, just makes me laugh and laugh.

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