Gossip Girl - 1x05 - "Dare Devil"

As I said in my post last night, this show should totally be called "OMG I LOVE BLAIR" because I totally do. Even though she was being totally evil, and childish and petty this episode, she was so undeniable joyful and entertaining about it that I can't not love her.

Things to love about Blair this episode:
- Having a rack of fabulous clothes dedication to Serena
- The replacement list
- Constantly calling Jenny "Little Jenny"
- Lounging on that table like Queen Bitch as her adoring harem fawns over her.
- Making her invitation to Jenny sound like a come-on.
- Telling Jenny that they play Truth or Dare differently and then the panning shot to Isabelle and Kati kissing while Blair grins madly and triumphantly in the background pressed against Jenny.
- Blair's 'drug addled whore' look and act. When she was listing off those pills I nearly died. The lipstick smeared all over her face just made it that much more hilarious.
- Stealing that guys cell.
- Her 'ugh' when someone said she kissed that guy.
- "I was talking to Eric."

Other Things I Liked:

- I also have to say that I really LOVED Dan this episode. He was completely hilarious. That babbling rant he went on in front of Lily made tears form in my eyes. "When I was little my mother always said I didn't meet a word I didn't like", lol.

- Rufus's hair actually look good!

- Serena manhandling that guy when he went after Blair (aw, so romantic). Not to mention her cute little smile when Blair was all "I was talking to Eric!"

- The picture Eric sent to Jenny. And this exhange:
Eric: It's nice to be out after dark talking to people who aren't you and mom ... even if it is Blair. No offense.
Blair: (smiling happily) None taken.

- Jenny is LOVE. That cover story at the end was great. Not to mention her sassy meeting with Blair. Blair bettah watch out, I see a new queen bee in the making. You also gotta love Leighton for having chemistry with like every female she's on screen with. The way she was smiling at Jenny at the end made my Waldsen loving heart whimper. I'm totally not gonna ship Jenny/Blair though cause Taylor is 14 and that creeps me out (also, we all know that Waldsen is true love).

Things I Didn't Like

- Nothing!

- Lord help me, Dan and Serena's date was actually really cute.

- And Blake's delivery of "Something's vibrating in your pants and I really hope it's your cell phone" was unbelievably cute and sexy.

To conclude:

OH Gossip Girl previews, you giveth and you taketh away. Waldsen better be curled up in bed together at the END of this episode just like at the BEGINNING! I do not want this "Jenny is mistaken for Serena" at the masquerade ball and cause DRAMA thing to carry on past this episode! My girls better still be BFFs at the end. That is all.

It's Always Sunny - 3x09 - "Sweet Dee Dates a Retarded Person"

Day Man (ahh ahh ahhh)
Fighter of the Night Man (ahh ahh ahhh)
Champion of the Sun ahh ahh ahhh)
Master of Karate
And friendship for Every one

Omg, I cannot get this song out of my head. I think Dennis and Charlie writing the Day Man song was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on television. Watch the scene below, you will NOT be disappointed!

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I also LOVED the continuation of the Charlie is illiterate thing with his "lyrics" for Night Man (below)



And of course the gangs reaction to it: "Is this a page from a children's colouring book?" LOL

Dennis's Eurotrash Glam rock outfits with the cod-pieces were *cracks up laughing*

Charlie's mad scramble off the stage after being booed and heckled. Just the way he threw his hands up in the air, flailing and shrieking, with that little jump at the end.

The Hall and Oates debate ("Holland's his first name, Oates is his last name") and the fight over Charlie's "good chair" ("It's toothpaste!" "Do you even own a toothbrush?")

( Night Man lyrics and video behind cut... )