...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

( Then I watched these! )

After watching this, I decided that 1990s and early 2000s (basically, pre-MILF Milla) would have gotten along fabulously with my pretend girlfriend.  Ahh, damn you world!  It's crazy, I'm getting into too many cracky pairing. 

Now I wish that there was a story about Megan Fox finding a time machine and traveling back to the 90s to try and make it in a less paparazzi filled Hollywood.  Once there she meets Milla Jovovich and ends up living in her commune for starving artists and assorted weirdos.  From there they embark on this big, glorious love affair.  When not sexing like mammals on the discovery channel, they smoke lots of weed together, do crazy interviews that only half make sense, watch old movies together and read each other chapters of Dostoyevsky before bed.

*dreamy sigh*

Also, if you want some lulz, watch Milla's music video The Gentleman Who Fell.  It is awful, but she looks amazing.  Back when there was a Beavis and Butthead, I remember them watching this video and talking about how god awful it was, expect for the hot naked chick in it, which consquently made it the best music video ever.  And that is so true.  Milla being hot is the only thing that redeems it.  Plenty of lulz though, plenty of lulz.

FYT:

OMG! It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is so ridiculously funny. It makes me cry with its abundance of hilarity. "The Gang set Sweet Dee on Fire" made my sides hurt ... with laughter!

Frank: You wanna be informed, read a newspaper
Dennis: Dude, nobody gets their news from a newspaper anymore.
Dee: Ah, no, no, no, but Dennis look ... 'Plutonium smuggled into Syria' Ah! That's gonna change my life drastically.
Dennis: That's gonna change everyone's lives. Cause no one can go to Syria anymore for vacation!

Dennis: You don't even have to do anything to be famous anymore.
Dee: Yeah, I mean look at Paris Hilton. She's just a dirty drunken whore.
Dennis: You could be famous for being a dirty drunken whore. You're a dirty drunken whore already.

Frank: (in nursing home) Why'd you drag us to a place like this. It smells like the bottom of a bird cage.
Mac: Lots of shady shit goes down in nursing homes. These places are like prisons.
Frank: Like people getting ass raped?



Seriously, I love this show like whoa. *goes to watch episode 3x09*

P.S. Lest people think my Bleighton obsession is waning, watch this clip jeepy91 found to see Leighton get all bashful when the reporter bring Blake up and then blushing refer to herself and Blake as "besties".

It's so cute.

*hugs Leighton*

Most of the clip is spend trying to convince the audience that Serena and Blair are straight however, so just skip to the 1:27 mark for the  Bleighton goodness.

(or the 1:14 mark if you wanna see Blake get serenaded by a drag queen and a man in a chicken suit)

( Video behind cut ... let the hilarity begin! )

Oh, The Onion, how I love you! And really, I have always thought of myself as a gleaming diamond, so I'm glad to have it confirmed.