Megan Fox poses for Cosmo!Girl (remains sexy while doing so)

And it's time to gush over how insanely hot Megan Fox is ...

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I mean, the words "super excited" came out of her mouth and I still want to do her on every surface available ... in the world.

Piggy Smalls ... HA!

*sigh* Now I'm going to have to debase myself in public by buying an issue of Cosmo!Girl. I haven't suffered humiliation like this since Blake was on the cover.

Damn your devastating hotness, Megan!

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I'm just kidding baby, I love you. Come to Mama.