...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

( Then I watched these! )

After watching this, I decided that 1990s and early 2000s (basically, pre-MILF Milla) would have gotten along fabulously with my pretend girlfriend.  Ahh, damn you world!  It's crazy, I'm getting into too many cracky pairing. 

Now I wish that there was a story about Megan Fox finding a time machine and traveling back to the 90s to try and make it in a less paparazzi filled Hollywood.  Once there she meets Milla Jovovich and ends up living in her commune for starving artists and assorted weirdos.  From there they embark on this big, glorious love affair.  When not sexing like mammals on the discovery channel, they smoke lots of weed together, do crazy interviews that only half make sense, watch old movies together and read each other chapters of Dostoyevsky before bed.

*dreamy sigh*

Also, if you want some lulz, watch Milla's music video The Gentleman Who Fell.  It is awful, but she looks amazing.  Back when there was a Beavis and Butthead, I remember them watching this video and talking about how god awful it was, expect for the hot naked chick in it, which consquently made it the best music video ever.  And that is so true.  Milla being hot is the only thing that redeems it.  Plenty of lulz though, plenty of lulz.

FYT:

Midnight Poison by Dior video

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*twirls dreamily*

Eva *le sigh*

She is so teh sex.