I had no desire to see 'The Private Lives of Pippa Lee' until now ...

I mean goddamn!

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Julianne Moore, directing a submissive Blake Lively in a lesbian photography shoot, with spanking, and Blake giving Julianne Moore one of the most wide-eyed, innocent schoolgirl looks I've ever seen!  Sign me up.  Sign up me!

I don't even know what the hell is going on.  Why is Blake is getting spanked by Silhouette (in a top hat) while Julianne Moore takes pictures and and has really sexy chemistry with a submissive!Blake?  I don't know, and I don't need to know because, "Spanking is hot, hot spanking," - that is all I know on earth, and all I need to know."

( Megan Fox being sexy and adorable ... )