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fembuckI mean goddamn!
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Julianne Moore, directing a submissive Blake Lively in a lesbian photography shoot, with spanking, and Blake giving Julianne Moore one of the most wide-eyed, innocent schoolgirl looks I've ever seen! Sign me up. Sign up me!
I don't even know what the hell is going on. Why is Blake is getting spanked by Silhouette (in a top hat) while Julianne Moore takes pictures and and has really sexy chemistry with a submissive!Blake? I don't know, and I don't need to know because, "Spanking is hot, hot spanking," - that is all I know on earth, and all I need to know."
-That wink she gives when he's all like, "I'd disagree with that" makes my kitty purr
- "I don't ever really leave my house. I'm in my house a lot ... I'm terrified of crowds of people. [sarcastic]Yeah, I don't like being around people. I like being completely alone.[/sarcastic]". *squee*
- The way she looked down at her lap sheepishly, when he was like "Well, it depends on what you do when you're alone. As long as your not drawing on walls or anything like a psychopath" made me lol and then want to hug her!
- "They're not coming to see me, are you crazy? They're coming to see the robots" - I beg to diffah, Megan. I beg to diffah. The robots can kiss my black ass, I went to see you, kthanxbye.
- I can't wait for Jennifer's Body
- "They're like magical people" I don't know why, but the way she said that cracked me up.
- Megan Fox was trained as a dancer for 12 years? Fuck yeah. Now I want Megan Fox/Summer Glau, dance school RPFS!
- "I don't. I don't ever go out". God bless you Megan. I have some strong homeboy tendencies, and you make me feel better about it.
- "His beats are so dope." LOL. I <3 you.
She's so cute. I want one.
Jennifer Approves
F-O-X-Y! You ain't got no alibi, you Foxy, yeah, yeah, you Foxy!
(click the .gif to see the whole clip)
Julianne Moore, directing a submissive Blake Lively in a lesbian photography shoot, with spanking, and Blake giving Julianne Moore one of the most wide-eyed, innocent schoolgirl looks I've ever seen! Sign me up. Sign up me!
I don't even know what the hell is going on. Why is Blake is getting spanked by Silhouette (in a top hat) while Julianne Moore takes pictures and and has really sexy chemistry with a submissive!Blake? I don't know, and I don't need to know because, "Spanking is hot, hot spanking," - that is all I know on earth, and all I need to know."
-That wink she gives when he's all like, "I'd disagree with that" makes my kitty purr
- "I don't ever really leave my house. I'm in my house a lot ... I'm terrified of crowds of people. [sarcastic]Yeah, I don't like being around people. I like being completely alone.[/sarcastic]". *squee*
- The way she looked down at her lap sheepishly, when he was like "Well, it depends on what you do when you're alone. As long as your not drawing on walls or anything like a psychopath" made me lol and then want to hug her!
- "They're not coming to see me, are you crazy? They're coming to see the robots" - I beg to diffah, Megan. I beg to diffah. The robots can kiss my black ass, I went to see you, kthanxbye.
- I can't wait for Jennifer's Body
- "They're like magical people" I don't know why, but the way she said that cracked me up.
- Megan Fox was trained as a dancer for 12 years? Fuck yeah. Now I want Megan Fox/Summer Glau, dance school RPFS!
- "I don't. I don't ever go out". God bless you Megan. I have some strong homeboy tendencies, and you make me feel better about it.
- "His beats are so dope." LOL. I <3 you.
She's so cute. I want one.
Jennifer Approves
F-O-X-Y! You ain't got no alibi, you Foxy, yeah, yeah, you Foxy!
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Date: 2009-07-04 04:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-04 04:51 am (UTC)YES! Another convertee!
She's really super-cute like that most of the time. I was as shocked as anyone when I realized she was kinda cool, but I embrace it and it's been ever so much fun loving her.
(I think it's coz of ur very hot WildeFox RFS. XD)
If it brings more people on board the Megan Train I consider it a job well done!
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Date: 2009-07-04 04:15 am (UTC)"His beats are so dope..." lol.
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Date: 2009-07-04 04:52 am (UTC)I know I did!
"His beats are so dope..." lol.
lol! Her facial expressions during that bit (and the whole interview really) slayed me.
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Date: 2009-07-04 04:20 am (UTC)Im interested in seeing this.
I need to read your meg/olivia fic when im not sleep deprived. :)
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Date: 2009-07-04 04:53 am (UTC)I know, right!
I didn't want to watch this movie, and now I do. DAMN! That's probably gonna be the best part of it (unless, Blake and Julianne's characters are secretly doing it, which is how it goes in my head).
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:44 pm (UTC)If Julianne doesnt at least try to put a move on then I dont understand. They're very gay in the trailer. I dont like Blake with old man though. Creepy.
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Date: 2009-07-04 04:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-04 04:54 am (UTC)I know. I was swooning through the whole thing. "His beats are so dope" was like the perfect squee worthy moment to end it on.
jared or W/E HIS NAME IS was obviously mesmerized.
Who wouldn't be? Look at that sexy, charming bitch!
I bet he shit his pants when she said he reminded her of a friend of hers.
I KNOW! The way she kind of leaned towards him when she said it ... guh!
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Date: 2009-07-04 04:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-04 04:55 am (UTC)That look is without a doubt one of THE sexiest things I've seen. It's like, "You can do anything to me. I trust you." It's just like jizzinmypants jizzinmypants jizzinmypants jizzinmypants jizzinmypants!
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Date: 2009-07-04 04:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-04 05:02 am (UTC)This. Just that absolute adoration and trust on her face ... UNF UNF UNF! In my mind, Blake and Julianne's characters are totally lovers, and that's why Julianne was speaking to her so softly and gently (and got so mad about her actually being spanked), and why Blake is looking at her with such love and adoration. THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT!
just when lei lei was starting to pull ahead of you...
So true!
Adorable!Puppy!Blake is EXTREMELY hard to resist!
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Date: 2009-07-04 05:08 am (UTC)i will totally back up this theory.
also... Now I want Megan Fox/Summer Glau, dance school RPFS!
dude. if this gets done... I WILL BE IN HEAVEN. HOTNESS X349852734952345243.
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Date: 2009-07-04 04:39 am (UTC)One thing I noticed...she doesnt talk like she does in the Transformers movie. Thank God! TBH there was a moment that I thought that the sexy whispering wasn't sexy at all and it was kinda annoying. But here, her voice is different and she actually looks like a very cool and relaxed gal. Still hot but more close to us mortals.
Also, your pic reminds me...where the hell is Jennifer's body trailer? I wanna see!!!
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Date: 2009-07-04 04:57 am (UTC)The media is spoiling the world with Megan coverage right now. I'm just doing my part to help the cause ;)
But here, her voice is different and she actually looks like a very cool and relaxed gal.
I thought she looked amazingly hot in Transformers. But, I always think she looks SO much better IRL. The 'walking shots' of her are always fabulous.
where the hell is Jennifer's body trailer? I wanna see!!!
I KNOW! I love Fox (obviously) and Seyfried. I wanna see this goddamn movie. Or at the very least I wanna see a goddamn trailer!
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Date: 2009-07-04 04:46 am (UTC)Are you kidding? If Silhouette says to you "I am going to spank you while Julianne Moore takes pictures," all you say is "With a paddle or open palm?"
THIS IS HOW IT GOES.
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Date: 2009-07-04 04:58 am (UTC)You're right. Silhouette is the HBIC wherever she goes. How silly of me. I think she'll have to punish me. Oh, what's that? Sorry. Open palm, please.
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Date: 2009-07-04 05:00 am (UTC)Re: (mountain oxen?)
Date: 2009-07-04 06:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-04 06:22 am (UTC)AMAAAAZING.
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Date: 2009-07-04 05:50 pm (UTC)I know right! She cracks me up so much. That little head dip she did made me want to have her babies as well. So amazing.
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Date: 2009-07-04 07:50 am (UTC)lol the whole interview, hilarious. I kind of love her now, IQ be damned and she's a lot smarter than her public image suggests anyway.
Oh and Jennifer's Body, no idea what its about but I'm excited, yay for her working with Amanda.
And Blake just UNF. I bet she and L8N reenact that scene every other day.
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Date: 2009-07-04 05:53 pm (UTC)I think we've all had our moments where our wit just hasn't been appreciated. I just feel bad for Megan, that people are staring at her blankly on a national scale. Because honestly, 95% of the time she's coherent and funny.
she's a lot smarter than her public image suggests anyway.
This is what I'm saying. I don't want her performing brain surgery on me, but she's smart enough, funny and I'd totally hang out with her.
Oh and Jennifer's Body, no idea what its about but I'm excited, yay for her working with Amanda.
Megan. Amanda. Satanic curses. Zombies. GoGA. Cheerleaders. Need I say more?
I bet she and L8N reenact that scene every other day.
And ... I'll be in my bunk!
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Date: 2009-07-04 09:09 am (UTC)That, plus that .GIF & THAT CAP JESUS CHRIST are all I need to know to know that I HAVE TO FUCKING SEE THAT MOVIE. & FUCKING JULIANNE MOORE DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I FANCY THAT WOMAN & HAVE SINCE I WAS THIRTEEN?
(quite possibly the only way possible to improve on all of the above if it was the Silk Spectre II spanking Blake. BUT WHATEVER, I AM A HAPPY CHILD EITHER WAY.)
ILU for giving us that. HARDCORE, BB.
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Date: 2009-07-04 06:00 pm (UTC)Julianne Moore is amazing. I love her too. Her and Blake together is like omgsofuckinghoticanttakeit!
quite possibly the only way possible to improve on all of the above if it was the Silk Spectre II spanking Blake.
Or Young Silk Spectre (I have a thing for Carla Gugino, especially when she's being glamorous and sassy).
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Date: 2009-07-04 09:50 am (UTC)Holy god! Write this!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase!!!!
x
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Date: 2009-07-04 06:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-04 10:23 am (UTC)my thoughts exactly. i love your lj, im always finding out awesome and sexy things about Ms. Fox and so many other hotties. gah, &hearts
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Date: 2009-07-04 06:01 pm (UTC)I'm glad I can be of service!
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Date: 2009-07-05 01:35 am (UTC)Julianne Moore, directing a submissive Blake Lively in a lesbian photography shoot, with spanking, and Blake giving Julianne Moore one of the most wide-eyed, innocent schoolgirl looks I've ever seen!
I.. uh.. *iz dead*!! When Blake gives Julianne *that* look (to use your favorite new phrase) I jimp'ed.
As for Megan, I have to admit, I stopped watching after the first interview. I just *can't* watch info-tainment interviews of actors because I find them so cringe-inducing. Like, they always find the most blandy Mcblanderson milquetoast reporters, who toss these softball questions in the most 'class nerd attempting to be hip' manner that's like nails-on-a-chalkboard awful.
But, considering all the 'taken out of context' quotes put up and subsequently eviscerated on OhNoTheyDidn't, I honestly expected her to be some bubblegum chewing airhead.. and she's *anything* but! Apparently, to be revered for saying stupid shit one must be male, British and (allegedly) high as a kite!
"They're not coming to see me, are you crazy? They're coming to see the robots"
Seriously, there's a reason why Megan's doing all these press junkets and not Shia!
Megan Fox was trained as a dancer for 12 years? Fuck yeah. Now I want Megan Fox/Summer Glau, dance school RPFS!
Hee, I want a Bring It On style parody with the added bonus of naked tickle fights!
Oh, as an aside, I swear if I read one more comment where someone states Megan Fox looks like a whore/hooker I'm gonna.. I'm gonna STRANGLE A MOUNTAIN OX! Seriously, where do these people live where the prostitutes in their neighborhood look like *that*!?! If the majority of hookers looked like Megan Fox? PROSTITUTION WOULD BE LEGAL!!
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Date: 2009-07-06 05:33 pm (UTC)lol, jimp'ed is just such a handy phrase! And easy to type :D
Like, they always find the most blandy Mcblanderson milquetoast reporters, who toss these softball questions in the most 'class nerd attempting to be hip' manner that's like nails-on-a-chalkboard awful.
Yeah, they are awful. I barely watch celeb interviews, but my epic girl!crush on Megan right now is motivating me. She handled it well though, and didn't allow it to get to cringe-worthy by making kind of a joke out of it.
there's a reason why Megan's doing all these press junkets and not Shia!
Yeah, she's entertaining, funny, and hot. Although, I'm betting Michael Bay wishes she was doing a little less promotion, lol.
I want a Bring It On style parody with the added bonus of naked tickle fights!
O-M-G! Brilliant! The idea is already better than Bring It On, because there's no Kirsten Dunst in it. We just need to find a way to throw Gabrielle Union in there because ... well, Gabrielle Union, need I saw more?
Seriously, where do these people live where the prostitutes in their neighborhood look like *that*!?! If the majority of hookers looked like Megan Fox? PROSTITUTION WOULD BE LEGAL!
I know. It's such a lazy, unimaginative insult. It's like yes, she cakes on too much make-up at times (thankfully, she's getting much, much better at realizing what makes her look hot enough to melt metal and what doesn't), but she doesn't look like hooker. It just makes people look like jealous haters when they say stuff like that. You're not funny, witty, insightful or entertaining ... you're just tired ass hater.
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Date: 2009-07-05 01:40 am (UTC)i love your posts, theyre so sexyyyyy
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Date: 2009-07-06 05:33 pm (UTC)Thank you. I do try ;)
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Date: 2009-07-05 08:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-06 05:34 pm (UTC)And yeah, the doe-eyed expression is almost obscenely hot.
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Date: 2009-07-05 11:18 pm (UTC)Hmmm.
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Date: 2009-07-06 05:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-06 02:21 am (UTC)MTE
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Date: 2009-07-06 05:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-07 12:53 am (UTC)awww how cute is Megan looking down like a bad puppy getting a scolding?
haha "His beats are so dope."
she's just so adorable!
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Date: 2009-07-08 06:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-07 06:50 am (UTC)Julianne Moore is the girlfriend to Blake's aunt, and Blake pretty did it as a favour to her. That's why Julianne was gentle with her.