Natalie Portman is (really really) captivating ...

[fembuck]

Say you'll stay/Don't come and go/Like you do/Sway my way/Yeah I need to know/All about you...

Check out the video below to see Scarlett Johansson staring at Natalie Portman like she's a juicy, juicy mango that she can't wait to devour.

Note: The staring starts around the 3:18 mark.

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This video kind of makes me like ScarJo.

I mean, having a girl!crush on Natalie Portman makes anyone okay in my book. But I also almost think the staring was on purpose, like she was trying to make Natalie laugh or something since they're buddies, which is also kind of funny and makes me kind of like ScarJo.

*ohhhh, the world's gone topsy turvy*

In any event this cracked me up ... and I'm totally going to imagine that they used to get drunk on White Wine Spritzers on set and then made out with each other in their fabulous lady clothes.

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[zee014.livejournal.com]

Seriously though, she's really, really pretty.

Agreed.

She's not really a horrible actress, I would just never want to see a movie that relied on her (complete lack of) acting prowess

That's the reason as of forever that I have yet to see the movie Into the Blue. It costars possibly the greatest waste of male acting prettiness in the history of time and space. And I speak only of Paul Walker.

It's like the purposely went out and searched for two actors that can't hold it down by themselves so it wouldn't take away from the killer sharks or whatever the shit was that was trying to eat them because even if you put them both together you still wouldn't have a whole actor. Paul actually loses points.

The best part is that it will inappropriate slash which is awesome!

By inappropriate you mean Cestastic don't you? I hope so.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

That's the reason as of forever that I have yet to see the movie Into the Blue. It costars possibly the greatest waste of male acting prettiness in the history of time and space. And I speak only of Paul Walker.

Into the Blue doesn't actually require much acting though. I had to see it because not only does it have JAbla in a bikini, but also Ashley Scott (I was in major Birds of Prey withdrawl at this point), and it was actually kind of enjoyable. I mean yeah, every time Paul Walker opens his mouth and tries to emote I had to resist the urge to stick my fingers in my ears and yell "lalalalalalala" but Jess and Ash in bikini's more than made up for it.

By inappropriate you mean Cestastic don't you? I hope so.

Most definitely! I'm gonna be slashing Mary and Anne like whoa. And in "The Eye" Sydney and Helen were totally, totally doing it. In!yay, all over the place the days!