The Crappening ... er, uh, I mean The Happening

[fembuck]

So, I saw The Happening tonight and it pretty much equals poo.

AVOID!

AVOID!

In happier news, I accidentally stumbled upon a Dina Meyer movie I hadn't seen before on Showcase this afternoon.  The movie was called Imaginary Playmate (and no, it's not based on my fantasies about Dina Meyer) and it's not good by any means of the imagination, but it had Dina Meyer in it and I've been able to sit through unbelievably horrible movies because of that alone.

I also got Point Pleasant on DVD for like $14 bucks.   Which again, not great, but = 13 episodes of Dina Meyer.

So, in conclusion:  The Happening sucks elephant nuts, and Dina Meyer is hot.

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda feeling bad for M. Night Sucksalot right now too. I mean I managed to find things about The Village and Lady In The Water that I liked, but The Happening was just ridiculously. It's like every bad thing that the critics have pointed out about his movies found a home here. There was absolutely nothing redeeming about it.

He better hope Avatar is good.

[amluv.livejournal.com]

i fear for the avatar...because i love the animated version more than my kidneys...hey, have you ever gotten around to watching it yet?? there's no excuses missy *stern face*...

[sinandmisery.livejournal.com]

There was absolutely nothing redeeming about it.

*sad face* i was totally hoping i could suffer through it just for my love of zooey, but it looks like i may not be doing that, even.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

If you love Zooey stay away. You don't want to taint your memory of her. Keep Zooey pure in your mind, and stay away. I'd tell you to watch Tin Man again instead of this. And Tin Man was ... not good. Still, it wasn't The Happening horrible, and DG and Azkadelia were hot together (yeah, I said it!)