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Jul. 4th, 2008 05:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Camilla Belle and Maria Sharapova (whom I hereby dub Sharelle) out and about looking fabulous, being second best girlfriends ever.

Maria's all like ... "Don't cha wish you had one? Can't, she's mine".
*sobs* I do wish, Maria. I DO WISH!

*really wants to know where Maria's other hand is*

Camilla's like "yeah, the amazonian tennis goddess is mine. Life is good" *laughs the happy pretty laugh of the super lucky*
The best part is EVERYONE is totally convinced they are doing it. As am I.
And why wouldn't they be when we consider that ... Camilla and Maria live together, they are together all the time, Camilla is Maria's date to everything, wherever Maria is playing Camilla is there with her they recently went on vacation to Paris together and during the Olympic games Maria is renting a place on her own which she will share with who? CAMILLA. (SOURCE)
COME OUT GIRLS!
RoHan is cute, but Sharelle sends people to their bunks. That's all I'm saying.
And some Camilla looking super gorgeous in motion (George Clooney is also in it, if you care ... unlike the people in the video, lol)
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So. Flawless. (I wish she could act)

Maria's all like ... "Don't cha wish you had one? Can't, she's mine".
*sobs* I do wish, Maria. I DO WISH!

*really wants to know where Maria's other hand is*

Camilla's like "yeah, the amazonian tennis goddess is mine. Life is good" *laughs the happy pretty laugh of the super lucky*
The best part is EVERYONE is totally convinced they are doing it. As am I.
And why wouldn't they be when we consider that ... Camilla and Maria live together, they are together all the time, Camilla is Maria's date to everything, wherever Maria is playing Camilla is there with her they recently went on vacation to Paris together and during the Olympic games Maria is renting a place on her own which she will share with who? CAMILLA. (SOURCE)
COME OUT GIRLS!
RoHan is cute, but Sharelle sends people to their bunks. That's all I'm saying.
And some Camilla looking super gorgeous in motion (George Clooney is also in it, if you care ... unlike the people in the video, lol)
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So. Flawless. (I wish she could act)
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Date: 2008-07-04 11:05 pm (UTC)RoHan is cute, but Sharelle sends people to their bunks.
Honestly, RoHan creeps me out. I find Ronson completely skeevy and I just want Lohan to go away for a couple years, get herself seriously straightened (and sobered) up *then* come back and get a girlfriend that doesn't resemble a coked out rodent!
Thankfully, Camilla and Maria have come to my celebrity, lesbian couple rescue!
Now, if someone could just convince Anne Hathaway to come out of the closet, or at least a series of pap photos with her 'alleged' girlfriend!
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Date: 2008-07-05 03:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-05 04:04 am (UTC)She needs to get her ass kicked if she thinks coming out is worse than dating a conman.
Oh, I know. That guy was nothing but a black eye for her. And if not come out then at least don't get a merkin, just quietly go about your life (there's no reason Lindsay Lohan should be out subtle-ing Anne Hathaway).
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Date: 2008-07-05 04:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-05 04:32 am (UTC)Hey, maybe she has a really great personality.
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Oh, who am I kidding that was pretty much my first thought too. Anne is just so much hotter. Then again, other than Sharelle and Bleighton most of the celebesian couples seem to have one smoking hot partner and one okay looking partner.
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Date: 2008-07-05 08:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-05 09:59 pm (UTC)Yep, that's what I hear (disappointing I know)
And here I thought Anne's alleged girlfriend was Emily Blunt. Must have been wishful thinking on my part.
That would certainly be a far more visually pleasing (not to mention badass) pairing. I heart Emily Blunt muchly. Plus, if Blunt was dating Hathaway it would mean she was no longer dating Michael Buble which would please me immensely. I hate Michael Buble with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, and he is tainting Emily for me.
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Date: 2008-07-06 06:44 am (UTC)I couldn't agree with you more. I'm starting to think that maybe we were separated at birth or something. Michael bugs the hell out of me. If Anne and Emily ever did date, someone needs to fire who ever is responsible for picking out their merkins.
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Date: 2008-07-05 04:23 pm (UTC)Ha! I had no idea that the rumors were like *real* rumors. I'd just been on a Hathway binge - Get Smart, DWP - and was like 'damn, she's so hot. She should totally be a lesbian'.
Besides, I'm not gonna hold the conman/merkin over her. I mean, she worked with the FBI to help put the guy away. At least, that's what one of those supermarket rags bylines told me!
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Date: 2008-07-05 07:30 pm (UTC)Hmm. She did? I guess I can give her points for that. But she loses them pronto if it's true that she's dating Heather Matarazzo.
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Date: 2008-07-05 10:04 pm (UTC)You really hate Heather Matarazzo, don't you? LOL. Is this residual L Word hatred (I didn't watch last season, so I'm not tainted by it), or is it a "Anne could just do SO much better" scenario?
In any case, I totally thought/think she was dating down too.
It is like officially confirmed that she is BFF with Heather though, so there is still a connection there, lol
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Date: 2008-07-05 10:12 pm (UTC)It's a combination of both that makes the hate so strong. I liked the actress who played her gf in TLW, though. Too bad they paired her up with Jenny and basically screwed her. That was one of the few sane characters around.
Damn these celesbians. Why can't there be one couple that is well matched, hot, likable and SANE!!???
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Date: 2008-07-05 10:57 pm (UTC)This is why she had to be screwed over. The L Word doesn't like sane characters. Seriously, I had to stop watching that show. I kind of hated every character on it, I had to avert my eyes for large sections of episodes because it was so painfully awkward, and everyone was kind of crazy.
Damn these celesbians. Why can't there be one couple that is well matched, hot, likable and SANE!!???
*sigh* I know. We have Sharelle now though (and Bleighton in our make believe world, lol) Every other pairing is either ill-matched for hotness, or one of them is crazy (or sometimes both).
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Date: 2008-07-05 10:02 pm (UTC)lol. Yeah, there have been rumoring circulating about her for a while. It was actually to the point where people were claiming she was on the verge of coming out (and then that Raffaello Foileri guy popped up).
Besides, I'm not gonna hold the conman/merkin over her.
That definitely redeems her decision making a little in my eyes. Still, she was associated with him for a long time before she helped the men in black put his ass in jail. But, yeah at least she took those lemons and made lemonade.
Now, I just hope she finds herself a nice girl and settles down.
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Date: 2008-07-05 03:56 am (UTC)Or/and Blake Lively...along with Leighton dammit!!
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Date: 2008-07-05 04:12 am (UTC)Camilla and Maria do have the lack of a PRmance in their favor though. The PRmance has totally tainted Bleighton *sad sigh*
Stupid merkins *glares and kicks foot petulantly*
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Date: 2008-07-05 04:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-05 04:35 am (UTC)Quiet frankly, the PRmance is doing more to convince me of her gayosity than the other way around. She looks absolutely miserable (or bored) in almost every picture I've seen of her with Penn, while she can't stop beaming/groping Leighton whenever they are together.
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Date: 2008-07-05 04:33 am (UTC)BTW I'm curious...how old is Camilla? she looks younger than Maria...way younger...but for a reason that make the whole thing hotter. And I'm not into that kind of things lol
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Date: 2008-07-05 04:42 am (UTC)It does. It's actually really, really sad. It's completely convincing. Blake looks so miserable all the time. I feel like making a FREE BLAKE LIVELY tee-shirt. She's like rare dove that's been caged. LET HER FLY FREE PRMANCERS!!!
BTW I'm curious...how old is Camilla? she looks younger than Maria...way younger
Camilla's actually a year older than Maria, lol. Camilla was born in 1986 and Maria in 1987. Maria does look quite a bit older than 20 (21 now I guess since her birthday was in April)
but for a reason that make the whole thing hotter. And I'm not into that kind of things lol
lol. I actually find younger woman, older woman pairing hot (see Barbara/Helena, Miranda/Andy, Servillia/Octavia, Sarah/Cameron, Emma/Kitty, etc.) I don't know why I find it hot, but I do.
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Date: 2008-07-05 04:10 am (UTC)Word. They are a fabulous looking couple. I mean, I'm a Camilla girl (*dreamy sigh*), but Maria is nothing to turn your nose up at either.
Honestly, RoHan creeps me out. I find Ronson completely skeevy
RoHan kind of skeeved me out at first (because like you I found Ronson skeevy), but they've been growing on me. I still think that Sam looks like she needs a bath, and I wish she'd stop smoking and eat a full meal (and do something with that hair), and stop wearing those stupid hats all the time, and stand up straight (okay, so she's a bit of a fix-her-upper), but I think she's had a good influence on Lindsay and they look happy together so I'll cut them some slack.
a girlfriend that doesn't resemble a coked out rodent!
Heh. Very apt description.
Thankfully, Camilla and Maria have come to my celebrity, lesbian couple rescue!
Oh, I know. They're so normal. And GLAMOROUS! They even excuse Maria's piss poor tennis playing as of late (cause I mean, who wouldn't rather be having breakfast in bed with a naked Camilla Belle than hitting the practice court?)
Now, if someone could just convince Anne Hathaway to come out of the closet
Anne and her poor conceived merkin sadden me.
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Date: 2008-07-05 04:40 pm (UTC)Ha! That's an understatement! I'm reserving judgment on whether or not Ronson's good for Lohan until later. I'd probably be a bit more into it if Lohan *had* gone away, gotten herself cleaned up and *then* got into a relationship (which is what I believe ALL addicts should do). Plus, Lohan's got some dubious taste. She dated Wilmer Valderrama! Which makes me seriously question Rohan. Plus, it would help if there were a *single* picture of her that didn't make me shudder.. and not in a good way!
That and when I become Evil Overload of the Universe, one of my first orders will be to ban wearing t-shirts and jeans in public (oh and banning wearing baseball caps *outside* a baseball game) to help all the fashion challenged straight, white males and young dykes from looking like they're about two steps away from being homeless. Seriously kids, it's a choice, not a lifestyle and if you had to sniff it before you went out in public? An automatic one year prison sentence!
They're so normal. And GLAMOROUS! They even excuse Maria's piss poor tennis playing as of late (cause I mean, who wouldn't rather be having breakfast in bed with a naked Camilla Belle than hitting the practice court?)
Lol, I know. And the press is all 'OHNOES! You tanked at Wimbledon. You must be crushed' and Maria's all 'I just had breakfast in bed with Camilla. And by 'breakfast in bed' I totally mean 'licked chocolate syrup off Camilla's ass'. So, yeah, not feeling too bummed about losing Wimbledon'!
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Date: 2008-07-05 10:12 pm (UTC)Yeah. I don't think there's one person Lohan's dated that hasn't made me shudder. Wilmer is a particularly dark spot, but that Callum Best guy was skeevy too, and Samantha is questionable looking (though she may be a very nice person).
Plus, it would help if there were a *single* picture of her that didn't make me shudder.. and not in a good way!
Yeah, every picture I've seen of her makes me want to yell "take a bath ... and wash your hair fer gods sake!"
one of my first orders will be to ban wearing t-shirts and jeans in public
Bu ... bu ... bu ... what if they are clean and fit well? And you only wear them occasionally, and they're not like your official uniform or something (and you never ever wear baseball hats)? Is it okay then?
Maria's all 'I just had breakfast in bed with Camilla. And by 'breakfast in bed' I totally mean 'licked chocolate syrup off Camilla's ass'. So, yeah, not feeling too bummed about losing Wimbledon'!
You've just made me hate Maria Sharapova. And by "made me hate Maria Sharapova", I really meant "you have now made me insanely jealous of Maria Sharapova".
Seriously, chocolate syrup, Camilla Bella, and ass in one sentence is enough to break my brain.
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Date: 2008-07-05 03:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-05 04:14 am (UTC)I know. It's beautiful isn't it? *pats chest* Oh, Sharelle ... so adorable.
Good for them. ANd yeah, they make the best damned adverts for lesbians.
So true. Glamorous. Gorgeous. And NORMAL.
If I wasn't already signed up on the 'mo train, these two would have me waiting in line!
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Date: 2008-07-05 04:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-05 04:43 am (UTC)OMG! I had a huge gay crush on Steffi too (although I didn't know that's what it was at the time). She's the reason I started playing tennis, and I worked to develop a wicked back hand slice so that I could be just like Steffi, and I obsessively watched her matches. The legs! The legs! She was such a goddess.
*dreamy nostalgic smile*
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Date: 2008-07-05 04:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-05 10:14 pm (UTC)I also had a HUGE crush on Mary Pierce.
*Mmm, Mary Pierce*
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Date: 2008-07-05 10:18 pm (UTC)I've never really had any serious tennis crush since Steffi , though. I need one to get my interest back in the game.
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Date: 2008-07-06 04:07 am (UTC)Camilla Belle is just TEH pretty. I never realized how much evidence there was to support their gayness, though. It's...WOW. They're totally together. I dunno why media isn't all over this shit, man. I mean, she IS a huge tennis player and man-magnet. They're hot.
Oh, and since I know you enjoy both Rhona Mitra and Underworld
because I read your journal all the timeand I wasn't sure if you already knew this, but Rhona is playing Sonja in Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. http://www.countingdown.com/movies/3540685Sadly, KB won't be in it, but OMGRHONAPLAYINGAVAMPIRE. I will not be seeing it in the theaters as Rhona + my hardcorevampire!kink = I will def spontaneously orgasm, and that's just embarrassing.