The Duchess (of Devongay)
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fembuckSo, I just got back from The Duchess, and I have to say .... OMG, why did nobody tell me how gay this?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Cause this movie is very gay, incredibly gay, almost Fingersmith gay ... and it's also very, very good.
1. I have to go on about the gay a little more. Keira Knightley and Hayley Atwell brought the gay like it was going out of style. Seriously, that first meeting between them when Georgiana goes over to talk to her at the party, they were flirting and eyefucking so hardcore that it was almost indecent. Even my friend who doesn't search for femslash everywhere (I know, I don't understand it either, lol) was like ... "Why so gay G?"
Seriously, the sweeping romance between Georgiana and Bess was the relationship that I was invested in. They were so cute in their courting phase.
And then finally, the bed scene. I mean my god, Bess laying in Georgiana's bed with her hair all tussled and her olden day sleepwear watching Georgiana get ready for bed. And then Georgiana joining her on the bed, and Bess talking about Georgiana about how sex can actually feel good. AND THEN SHE DEMONSTRATES FOR HER PEOPLE! It's was like Maude and Sue all over again, I'm telling you. Like slipping her nightdress down her arms, whispering in her ear, kissing her shoulders, and then ... she slips her hand under Georgiana's nightgown and FINGERS HER! I'm NOT LYING! Georgina was like "oh ... oh ... OH! OHHHH!" It was brilliant.
I was so sad when they broke up. It was like when Blair and Serena fight. I was like YOU KNOW YOU LOVE EACH OTHER. Bess even pulled out a Blair Waldorf-esque "I can't not know you" (that's not the exact line, but it was very close to that because I kind of jittered in my seat, pointed at the screen and whispered "Blair!"
If anyone knows of any Bess/Georgiana femslash hook me up with the links! HOOK ME UP WITH THE LINKS!!!
There's a nice, coherent analysis of the Georgiana/Bess relationship here (much more in depth than my insane ramblings)
2. Keira Knightley is pretty and charming as hell. I totally support an Oscar nomination. She was mesmerizing, charming, heartbreaking, and so much more. It was a fantastic performance.
3. Hayley Atwell is quickly becoming a favorite of mine. I found her utterly charming as Julia Flyte in Brideshead Revisited, and I loved her as Bess here. Also, on a completely shallow note, she's got a fantastic figure and GREAT, FANTASTIC, MESMERIZING breasts. Seriously. I want to sex her all night all.
4. Charlotte Rampling! Hai gurl! Charlotte Rampling is a hot old lady. She is still very uncomfortably good looking.
That's really all I have to say at this. I just needed to rant about how fantastically (and surprisingly) gay this movie was. This is a total DVD purchase.
Very good movie. If you haven't seen it, I strongly recommend it.
1. I have to go on about the gay a little more. Keira Knightley and Hayley Atwell brought the gay like it was going out of style. Seriously, that first meeting between them when Georgiana goes over to talk to her at the party, they were flirting and eyefucking so hardcore that it was almost indecent. Even my friend who doesn't search for femslash everywhere (I know, I don't understand it either, lol) was like ... "Why so gay G?"
Seriously, the sweeping romance between Georgiana and Bess was the relationship that I was invested in. They were so cute in their courting phase.
And then finally, the bed scene. I mean my god, Bess laying in Georgiana's bed with her hair all tussled and her olden day sleepwear watching Georgiana get ready for bed. And then Georgiana joining her on the bed, and Bess talking about Georgiana about how sex can actually feel good. AND THEN SHE DEMONSTRATES FOR HER PEOPLE! It's was like Maude and Sue all over again, I'm telling you. Like slipping her nightdress down her arms, whispering in her ear, kissing her shoulders, and then ... she slips her hand under Georgiana's nightgown and FINGERS HER! I'm NOT LYING! Georgina was like "oh ... oh ... OH! OHHHH!" It was brilliant.
I was so sad when they broke up. It was like when Blair and Serena fight. I was like YOU KNOW YOU LOVE EACH OTHER. Bess even pulled out a Blair Waldorf-esque "I can't not know you" (that's not the exact line, but it was very close to that because I kind of jittered in my seat, pointed at the screen and whispered "Blair!"
If anyone knows of any Bess/Georgiana femslash hook me up with the links! HOOK ME UP WITH THE LINKS!!!
There's a nice, coherent analysis of the Georgiana/Bess relationship here (much more in depth than my insane ramblings)
2. Keira Knightley is pretty and charming as hell. I totally support an Oscar nomination. She was mesmerizing, charming, heartbreaking, and so much more. It was a fantastic performance.
3. Hayley Atwell is quickly becoming a favorite of mine. I found her utterly charming as Julia Flyte in Brideshead Revisited, and I loved her as Bess here. Also, on a completely shallow note, she's got a fantastic figure and GREAT, FANTASTIC, MESMERIZING breasts. Seriously. I want to sex her all night all.
4. Charlotte Rampling! Hai gurl! Charlotte Rampling is a hot old lady. She is still very uncomfortably good looking.
That's really all I have to say at this. I just needed to rant about how fantastically (and surprisingly) gay this movie was. This is a total DVD purchase.
Very good movie. If you haven't seen it, I strongly recommend it.
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Date: 2008-11-03 03:25 am (UTC)Do it! Do it!
Just the thought of a combo of the gayness of "Fingersmith" and Waldsen squees my brain to busting.
It's fantastic. The melding of two of the greatest couples ever, into another fantastically awesome and good looking couple ... let's just say my pants were very happy.
Oh, and I love Emma Thompson to bits for standing up for Hayley Atwell and her hawt curves like that.
Just one more thing to add to the list of why Emma Thompson rules. Hayley is gorgeous just the way she is, and doesn't need to lose a pound. Hollywood totally sucks sometimes. I mean, I really like Keira Knightley, but if I had a choice between bony Georgiana and Bess, I would taken Bess and her badonkadunk any day of the week.