Sarah's such a gentleman. I love you she like told Cameron and John to stand back when she realized that the house had been broken into. Sarah, dude, Cameron can handle her shit okay. Still, it's very sweet of you. I'm now convinced that Sarah would be the one to buy Cameron flowers.
John is such an Epsilon Semi-Moron! This Riley storyline makes him too stoopid!
Cameron: I've always made my position on security very clear.
Sarah stares
Cameron: Nobody likes a nag.
Sarah's you've gotta be fucking kidding me five second stare
Such an old married couple!
Girl Interrupted: Yeah, and I'm Angelina Jolie.
HA! Good one Jillian. They'll probably have a good laugh over that one next time they meet up for Martini's for some shit.
*sigh* Revenge hath no fury like a woman scorned. Cameron, you still should be less of a pimp. See what you're womanizing ways have led to???
Cameron's Ex, so hot. So dumb. On a shallow note, I'd love to see her hook up with Willa Holland (a.k.a. Agnes) from Gossip Girl. Fuck music, that would be my hot hot sex.
*rips door off of car* Psst, psst, Cameron. Subtlety: You're doing it wrong. I have to admit, the dentists mad dash was pretty amusing though I can't believe Sarah feel for it.
*punches guy into wall* Once again ... Subtlety: You're doing it wrong.
Diamond Guy: You killed Nico.
Cameron: *looks, hears moan* Not yet.
Oh, be still my beating heart.
OMG! Go Cromartie! If only we could all do that to annoying people.
John: If they need me, they'll call my cell.
WHAT A FUCKING DIVA!!! YOU ARE A MORON JOHN, A MORON! Finally, Riley serves a fucking purpose. Goddamn, John is a stupid fucktard. What an ignoramous. Shiiiit!
DID YOU REALLY JUST COCK THAT GUN WITH A TERMINATOR AT THE DOOR? WHY IS JOHN SO STUPID??? WHY WHY WHY IS HE
SO STUPID????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Shiiiiiiiiiiit, he makes Riley and Hey! Hey! Koolaid look like Mensa material.
LOL! Hey there Cranky!Dad. You amuse me.
Why do I find Red Delicious and Ellison sweet together? Cuz I do.
Sarah: That's your kind of story.
Cameron: *thinks then sounds pleased with herself* Yes, my kind of story.
*Sarah kind of smirks.*
Awwww, they are so cute together. I'm so glad they're getting so much screen time together.
Cameron: My jacket. Give it to me.
Punk: Come and get it.
Cameron: *whips out gun* Come and give it to me.
Fuck, yes!
HOOOO LEEEEEE! I did not expect Cameron to execute though guys. It makes sense, but I didn't expect it. It's hard to find execution romantic, but it is worth noting that Cameron knows Sarah well enough now that she knew not to ask Sarah before taking them out. She knew Sarah wouldn't be able to do it (or order it) and saved her from having it on her conscience. (Also, that kid from the bathroom stall looked like Jaye Davidson from the Stargate movie.)
OMG! I HATE JOHN SO MUCH! I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE HIM!!!! HE IS AN IRRITANT! HE IS A HATEFUL INDIVIDUAL!
Kill the pig. Cut his throat. Bash him in! Kill the pig. Cut his throat. Bash him in! Kill the pig. Cut his throat. Bash him in!
He is such a little pissant.
(I did like that Sarah and Cameron banded together, presenting a united front like good parents. John really does have two mommies now)
Yeah, I knew that letting the kid go was gonna bite Sarah in her ass. She should have let Cameron check the bathroom.
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Date: 2008-11-04 02:59 am (UTC)Of course once there she'll have to explain that Her Shirleyness simply cannot look so tired and that really it was all in the best interest
Shortly after that they would confess their undying love for each other and get hitched, they would ride off in a humvee dragging a bound and gagged derek reese behind them into the sunset and the words "happily ever after... Except for the following list of people" would appear on screen and the list would be everyone who died in order to make their happyness possible
what troopers
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Date: 2008-11-04 12:27 pm (UTC)I loved the Canada reference. We'll take you CamCam! We'll gladly take you (and in my head she suggested Canada instead of Mexico because of gay marriage).
Except for the following list of people" would appear on screen and the list would be everyone who died in order to make their happyness possible
Sometimes sacrifices have to be made. *salutes the canonfodder* They should rest easy knowing they made the world a far, far sexier place.
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Date: 2008-11-04 05:15 pm (UTC)"She wants to go to canada? Isn't mexico closer...? oooooh I know what she's hinting at YOU GO CAMCAM"
and sarah looked so freaked while camcam was jumping at the opportunity to suggest canada.. lol
"Canada! we should move to candada!" and sarah with the 'not now, Tin Miss..' look... I'm so not watching that scene over and over and over again
cute moments like that are the only reason I watch the show.... seriously, I can't stand john or derek or derek's gf
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Date: 2008-11-04 05:19 pm (UTC)thought she would stop with shooting the guy who stole her jacket, just to get vengeance, but then she killed the others...
she shoul dhave said something like, "He stole my jacket. they helped. The jacket is tight. They had to die."
I"m sure sarah would have understood completely
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Date: 2008-11-04 08:58 pm (UTC)It cracked me up how she was all about the jacket. See people, Cameron can love. She's loves that jacket (and Sarah of course).
"He stole my jacket. they helped. The jacket is tight. They had to die."
LOL. If only I could work that into regular conversation.
I"m sure sarah would have understood completely
Sarah's all about the tight leather jackets too, she totally would have understood.
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Date: 2008-11-04 08:57 pm (UTC)Sarah's like "We've only been living together for a few months, let's just take things slowly and see how they work out", lol.
seriously, I can't stand john or derek or derek's gf
I want to like Derek's gf, because she's Kendra motherfuckin' Shaw, but the Kendra Shaw love will only carry the Jessie character so far, so Jessie needs to step up her game or get off my screen. Stephanie Jacobsen CAN be awesome, the show just needs to let her show it.