Sarah Connor Chronicles - 2x07 - Brothers of Nablus

[fembuck]

Sarah's such a gentleman.  I love you she like told Cameron and John to stand back when she realized that the house had been broken into.  Sarah, dude, Cameron can handle her shit okay.  Still, it's very sweet of you.  I'm now convinced that Sarah would be the one to buy Cameron flowers.

John is such an Epsilon Semi-Moron!  This Riley storyline makes him too stoopid!

Cameron: I've always made my position on security very clear. 
Sarah stares
Cameron: Nobody likes a nag.
Sarah's you've gotta be fucking kidding me five second stare
Such an old married couple!

Girl Interrupted:  Yeah, and I'm Angelina Jolie.
HA!  Good one Jillian.  They'll probably have a good laugh over that one next time they meet up for Martini's for some shit.

*sigh*  Revenge hath no fury like a woman scorned.  Cameron, you still should be less of a pimp.  See what you're womanizing ways have led to???

Cameron's Ex, so hot.  So dumb.  On a shallow note, I'd love to see her hook up with Willa Holland (a.k.a. Agnes) from Gossip Girl.  Fuck music, that would be my hot hot sex.

*rips door off of car*   Psst, psst,  Cameron.  Subtlety:  You're doing it wrong.  I have to admit, the dentists mad dash was pretty amusing though I can't believe Sarah feel for it.

*punches guy into wall*  Once again ... Subtlety:  You're doing it wrong.

Diamond Guy:  You killed Nico.
Cameron:  *looks, hears moan*  Not yet.
Oh, be still my beating heart.

OMG!  Go Cromartie!  If only we could all do that to annoying people.

John:  If they need me, they'll call my cell.
WHAT A FUCKING DIVA!!!  YOU ARE A MORON JOHN, A MORON!  Finally, Riley serves a fucking purpose.  Goddamn, John is a stupid fucktard.  What an ignoramous.  Shiiiit!

DID YOU REALLY JUST COCK THAT GUN WITH A TERMINATOR AT THE DOOR?  WHY IS JOHN SO STUPID???  WHY WHY WHY IS HE 
SO STUPID?????  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Shiiiiiiiiiiit, he makes Riley and Hey! Hey! Koolaid look like Mensa material.

LOL!  Hey there Cranky!Dad.  You amuse me.

Why do I find Red Delicious and Ellison sweet together?  Cuz I do.

Sarah:  That's your kind of story.
Cameron:  *thinks then sounds pleased with herself* Yes, my kind of story.
*Sarah kind of smirks.*
Awwww, they are so cute together.  I'm so glad they're getting so much screen time together.

Cameron:  My jacket.  Give it to me.
Punk:  Come and get it.
Cameron:  *whips out gun*  Come and give it to me.
Fuck, yes!

HOOOO LEEEEEE!  I did not expect Cameron to execute though guys.  It makes sense, but I didn't expect it.  It's hard to find execution romantic, but it is worth noting that Cameron knows Sarah well enough now that she knew not to ask Sarah before taking them out.  She knew Sarah wouldn't be able to do it (or order it) and saved her from having it on her conscience.  (Also, that kid from the bathroom stall looked like Jaye Davidson from the Stargate movie.)

OMG!  I HATE JOHN SO MUCH!  I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE HIM!!!!  HE IS AN IRRITANT!  HE IS A HATEFUL INDIVIDUAL!
Kill the pig.  Cut his throat.  Bash him in!  Kill the pig.  Cut his throat.  Bash him in!  Kill the pig.  Cut his throat.  Bash him in! 
He is such a little pissant.

(I did like that Sarah and Cameron banded together, presenting a united front like good parents.  John really does have two mommies now)

Yeah, I knew that letting the kid go was gonna bite Sarah in her ass.  She should have let Cameron check the bathroom.

Comments

[sinandmisery.livejournal.com]

i know! i couldn't figure it out but the first thing my brain said was OMG KAITLIN COOPER SHOULD BE MACKING ON YOU RIGHT NOW. then it was like WTF, SELF?! because i had NO idea why willa was coming to mind. at least i'm not the only one who could see them together.

[sinandmisery.livejournal.com]

ps someone needs to write that xover....kaitlin, agnes...whatevs. WILLA + CAMERON'S GF

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

i couldn't figure it out but the first thing my brain said was OMG KAITLIN COOPER SHOULD BE MACKING ON YOU RIGHT NOW.

Our brains would get along so well. We should set up a playdate.

then it was like WTF, SELF?! because i had NO idea why willa was coming to mind.

I think I figured it out. I think Cameron's GF is kind of what a blonde (little more filled out) Willa would look like. Something about them reminds me of the other one, and because they're both hot once my brain registered some connection between it was like "KISS! KISS NOW! THEY MUST KISS NOW!" even though there was no earthly way that could happen.