*points finger* Nikki, I C U mast ...er uh, debating!

[fembuck]

In the words of the great philosopher Dorota, "Don't forget: God always watching Miss [Nikki]"



Look at the look on her face!  You know she's like three point five seconds away from ... UNF

Look at it!




I have honored you *bows*.

Comments

[gespawcho.livejournal.com]

is that picture for real? no wonder she talks in a monotone all the time.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

The picture is for real (well, the smoke and floating text were added by me, lol)

more pictures of smokey!stew (http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_twatlight/7996984.html)

no wonder she talks in a monotone all the time.

LOL. Bella isn't boring, she's HIGH LIKE PLANES! All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) And (KKKAAAA CHING!) And take your money.

[gespawcho.livejournal.com]

homegirl likes to indulge. i can respect that.

i bet rpattz is all over that.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

homegirl likes to indulge. i can respect that.

lol, me too. me too :D that kstew ... she's alright.

i bet rpattz is all over that.

you know they bowled together all the time. i mean i don't know how else they managed to make it through that fuckery with their sanity intact.

[gespawcho.livejournal.com]

Of coure they did. If I was anywhere near that set I'd be on my own version of a magical mystery tour.

[frogfrizz.livejournal.com]

LOL

[my-winter-love.livejournal.com]

Haaaiii, I just stumbled across these, and felt the need to ~share~.

Somehow, KStew lovin' the grass makes me like her all the more...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

My are these people subjected to such horrible interviewers? How do these horrible interviewers get jobs? UGH! That guy was terrible. Nikki was awesome as usual however. I love how she kind of kept on looking over at KStew after she spotted her. And of course, "my girlfriend Kristen Stewart a ring".

The NikkiStew edit of the VF shoot is gold. Gold.

Somehow, KStew lovin' the grass makes me like her all the more...

Me too. I'm like, yeah Kstew ... I can dig it. I think she'd be a blast to hang out with. weed!mellow, hilarious attacks of bitchface, no shoes ... I'd totally chill with her.

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

lol awesome pics. Nikki's all like "Mine!" and Ashley's like "Oh come on, share?" and KStew's like "I'm cool with whatever."

[sherlock-nomes.livejournal.com]

Nikki's all like "Mine!" and Ashley's like "Oh come on, share?" and KStew's like "I'm cool with whatever."

This.

I saw Ashley's face and I was like "Awww! Greene wants in on some of that Stew!"

You know, every time I hear KStew I think of chicken noodle soup. >.>; </ random>

[(Anonymous)]

LOL. it's like they're playing tug-o-war with KStew.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

it's like they're playing tug-o-war with KStew.

lol, that mental image makes me happy. It's also totally true. Nikki is like gritting her teeth with effort and Ashley's like, "Oh, come on. Seriously, let me have a turn!"

[ic1pher.livejournal.com]

Poor KStew, they've drugged her and now she's barely standing upright. I hope Nikki will stay on the moral high ground and not take advantage of Kristen's weakened state.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I hope Nikki will stay on the moral high ground and not take advantage of Kristen's weakened state.

She's trying to take the edge off, by uh, relieving some tension. It think it's super romantic that she would go to such lengths to protect what's left of KStew's virtue.

they've drugged her and now she's barely standing upright.

Ashley's like, "I've drugged her, and I still can't get any action. This shit sucks!"

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

First pic?

I'm calling out that they've caught KStew post!grasstiemsnao & are planning to carry her off for a nice three-way. BUT YOUR THOUGHTS ON IT ARE A LOT MORE INTERESTING BB.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

;are planning to carry her off for a nice three-way.

lol, Ashley really does look like she's thinking, "Seriously, can we get a move on. I'm really fucking horny here!"

BUT YOUR THOUGHTS ON IT ARE A LOT MORE INTERESTING BB.

Nikki just started earlier, she's getting herself worked up for when they make it back to the dressing room. KStew doesn't care for foreplay.

[(Anonymous)]

oooooooohhhh Ashley, Nikki's got her eye on you now. Lol.

i'd really like to blame you for getting my hopes up for the twilight movie
(because i thought it was horrible. well, except for carlisle, and alice, and james, and emmett, and vampire baseball. were people really supposed to laugh when edward was sucking the venom out of bella? was that supposed to funny? if not, that's just terrible acting), but i know i'd forget all about it once i read your next your next installment of The Edge. *wiggly eyebrows*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

oooooooohhhh Ashley, Nikki's got her eye on you now.

Nikki's getting all possessive. She's eyeballing Ashley like, "The KStew is mine, bish! Go find Jackson!" She's not letting go, man. No way no how.

well, except for carlisle, and alice, and james, and emmett, and vampire baseball.

If they books/movie were just about these characters + Victoria (hell, I'll even throw Rose in there cause she's bitchy and that's fun, and Jasper cause that baseball bat twirl he did was sexy ) they could have been decent (and really good if SMeyer wasn't involved in any way shape or form).

[narcolepsy-slds.livejournal.com]

okay, I admit it, I might be the only person on this blog who has neither read the books nor seen the film.
I can appreciate the cuteness and the obvious slash, but to be honest, all I have seen and read of KStew until now has been a bore. Either she is high all the time or she is just not that smart or funny. pretty but boring, what a shame.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I might be the only person on this blog who has neither read the books nor seen the film.

Keep it this way. Honestly. Twilight is horrible, dirty fandom crack.

all I have seen and read of KStew until now has been a bore. Either she is high all the time or she is just not that smart or funny. pretty but boring, what a shame.

Honestly, I find KStew really, really boring as well. I can't watch interviews with her, and I can't even really look at pictures of her because her dead eyes freak me out. The Nikki part of NikkiStew is what holds my attention.

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

Nyarawr. I'm pretty sure they're all like "JUST TAKE THE ****ING PICTURE SO WE CAN GO HAVE SEX NAO!" And Nikki's all like "Can't...wait...must...has...UNF!"

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure they're all like "JUST TAKE THE ****ING PICTURE SO WE CAN GO HAVE SEX NAO!"

lol, it's so true. Ashley looks like she's about to cut a photographer.

And Nikki's all like "Can't...wait...must...has...UNF!"

LOL! It was just too hard to control herself. She can't be blamed really. Knowing that she was minutes away from menage-ing with LaGreene and KStew would have driven anyone to fap fap fap.

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

Knowing that she was minutes away from menage-ing with LaGreene and KStew would have driven anyone to fap fap fap.
THIS.