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fembuckJesse is such a creeper. "You're a pretty girl". Is it wrong that I like her so much as a dirty predatory killing machine?
Lena + UFO lady = UNF! They need to put Lena on screen with powerful women more often. The "Jizz in my pants" factor cannot be denied.
Okay, Riley's hair as they entered the hotel room = HA. I love that Jesse looks like she just stepped out of a magazine and Riley was all Mad Max: Beyond Thuderdome'd out.
Jesse combing Riley's hair while both in big fluffy robes and tucking her in = Awww and fap fap fap
"I'm not much for technology." lol, it cracks me up what a cranky old woman Sarah sounds like sometimes. Also, she was like "yeah, thanks. I totally needed to hear that," after the layd said she was going to pee.
TANK!TOP!LENA! = Jizz in my pants
Is she a dude? Yep, she's a dude. She's a real femmy looking due though. The woman-pretending-to-be-a-man-pretending-to-be-a-woman thing wasn't that convincing when Julie Andrews did it, and it's no convincing now (actually, this chick was a little more convincing ... but at least Victor/Victoria had some kickass musical numbers to make up for it. I suppose Tank!top!Lena is this episodes musical number). Thick eyebrows are in, they fierce (see: Camilla Bell, JConn, Filippa Hamilton), they will not make a chick look like a dude, just like Brooke Shields.
"I'm looking at her star." That sounded dirty.
Damn, Lena is fine as shit. Shot that gun! Reload baby, yeah that it!
I don't know why, but Lena's hair is killing me with it's UNFability this episode.
OMG! Jesse is a total cunt-whore.
DAMN, Riley slit her wrists. Honestly didn't see that coming. I'd say, "Look at that! Look at that and think about what you've done young lady!" But Jesse [dramatic voice]doesn't FEEL[/dv] Ugh. It's nice to know that Stephenie learned sumthin' from working with Michelle Forbes about how to play an unrelenting evil bitch! Admiral Cain would be proud, Maj. Shaw, she would be proud. She's still no Michelle Forbes though, cause I loved me some Cain psycho as she was, and I want to pimp-slap Jesse, like I'm ... well, Jesse pimp-slapping Riley, most of the time.
Sarah, you dirt bag! It's okay, I understand. You had to do it, bb. You had to. Wow, Oops, Sarah. Big Oops, huh?
I love Institutionalized!Sarah's cameos.
NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A NAP, SARAH!!!!!!!
Lena + UFO lady = UNF! They need to put Lena on screen with powerful women more often. The "Jizz in my pants" factor cannot be denied.
Okay, Riley's hair as they entered the hotel room = HA. I love that Jesse looks like she just stepped out of a magazine and Riley was all Mad Max: Beyond Thuderdome'd out.
Jesse combing Riley's hair while both in big fluffy robes and tucking her in = Awww and fap fap fap
"I'm not much for technology." lol, it cracks me up what a cranky old woman Sarah sounds like sometimes. Also, she was like "yeah, thanks. I totally needed to hear that," after the layd said she was going to pee.
TANK!TOP!LENA! = Jizz in my pants
Is she a dude? Yep, she's a dude. She's a real femmy looking due though. The woman-pretending-to-be-a-man-pretending-to-be-a-woman thing wasn't that convincing when Julie Andrews did it, and it's no convincing now (actually, this chick was a little more convincing ... but at least Victor/Victoria had some kickass musical numbers to make up for it. I suppose Tank!top!Lena is this episodes musical number). Thick eyebrows are in, they fierce (see: Camilla Bell, JConn, Filippa Hamilton), they will not make a chick look like a dude, just like Brooke Shields.
"I'm looking at her star." That sounded dirty.
Damn, Lena is fine as shit. Shot that gun! Reload baby, yeah that it!
I don't know why, but Lena's hair is killing me with it's UNFability this episode.
OMG! Jesse is a total cunt-whore.
DAMN, Riley slit her wrists. Honestly didn't see that coming. I'd say, "Look at that! Look at that and think about what you've done young lady!" But Jesse [dramatic voice]doesn't FEEL[/dv] Ugh. It's nice to know that Stephenie learned sumthin' from working with Michelle Forbes about how to play an unrelenting evil bitch! Admiral Cain would be proud, Maj. Shaw, she would be proud. She's still no Michelle Forbes though, cause I loved me some Cain psycho as she was, and I want to pimp-slap Jesse, like I'm ... well, Jesse pimp-slapping Riley, most of the time.
Sarah, you dirt bag! It's okay, I understand. You had to do it, bb. You had to. Wow, Oops, Sarah. Big Oops, huh?
I love Institutionalized!Sarah's cameos.
NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A NAP, SARAH!!!!!!!
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Date: 2008-12-16 05:19 am (UTC)Well, you know, as the saying goes - if loving Jesse as a predatory killing machine is wrong... 'Cuz you know she totally hit that and was all 'baby, we need to work on your seduction techniques, here, let me teach you about oral'. Plus, I love how her plan to use Riley to get John away from Cameron is going to have the cumulative affect of doing THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE! John's in for a serious fall from grace and I'll probably enjoy it a bit more than I'm supposed to since he's acting like a complete douchebag these days. But finding out Riley was/is a plant is going to be such a MIND FUCK!
I don't know why, but Lena's hair is killing me with it's UNFability this episode.
Dude, seriously, that one scene where she's sitting outside with UFO chick and her hair had that 'freshly fucked' look. I was like - damn, what I wouldn't give to be a comb on *that* set. I mean, is the Director going up to Hair and Makeup and going all 'No! NO! She's not supposed to look like she just woke up, she's supposed to look like she just spent all night banging Cameron!'?
Damn, Lena is fine as shit.
So fine it *hurts*. When she was walking towards the warehouse and we got to see Lena in wife-beater and tight jeans from behind? I think I may have swooned.
Anyway, as for the episode, I really liked it. I love the idea of the entire UFO phenomenon actually being robots from the future and not aliens. I also love how Sarah can go up to complete strangers and they're all like 'I don't know who you are, strangely intense lady who kinda scares me, but sure I'll do whatever it is you want me to because you're really fucking hot (and this may lead to me getting into those tight jeans)!'.
Another thing that made this episode good? ZERO Derek. Didn't notice he was gone and certainly didn't miss him.
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Date: 2008-12-17 04:17 pm (UTC)Heh.
'Cuz you know she totally hit that and was all 'baby, we need to work on your seduction techniques, here, let me teach you about oral'.
Oh, she totally seduced the shit out of Riley. And then once she got the milk for free she was all like, "Uh, yeah. You gotta go into foster care for ... um, ah, er ... security reasons. Yeah, yeah security reasons."
John's in for a serious fall from grace and I'll probably enjoy it a bit more than I'm supposed to since he's acting like a complete douchebag these days.
This, lol. Such an incredible douche.
that one scene where she's sitting outside with UFO chick and her hair had that 'freshly fucked' look. I was like - damn, what I wouldn't give to be a comb on *that* set.
This is exactly the scene I was watching when I wrote that unfability thing. I mean, the hair was amazing throughout, but in this scene in particular I was like, "Damn Sarah, I need you in my pants! Now!"
I love the idea of the entire UFO phenomenon actually being robots from the future and not aliens.
This is very cool, I'm totally digging the idea as well.
I also love how Sarah can go up to complete strangers and they're all like 'I don't know who you are, strangely intense lady who kinda scares me, but sure I'll do whatever it is you want me to because you're really fucking hot (and this may lead to me getting into those tight jeans)!'.
You know you'd be the same way. I'd be all, "Yeah, I'll construct a flux capacitor out of a hamburger helper box, a bottle cap remover and twenty paper clips for you! For sure I will. I love you. What's a flux capacitor?" I don't care what I had to do.
ZERO Derek. Didn't notice he was gone and certainly didn't miss him.
All throughout the episode I was thinking, "This is really enjoyable. Why is it so enjoyable?" and then I realized. No Derek. Very welcome after last weeks Derek overload. Even the future scenes were tolerable without him.