The dude was never gonna get the girl, but there's no reason to make it some strange sci-fi world where men don't exist.
Lol, well, if the characters of Friends can live in a New York with *no* people of color, Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde can cavort in a world with no men! Okay, maybe they're like in the background or something, seen but not heard!!
After they'd already gotten drunk together, and had totally hot sex.
Pfft, well DUH!! With the way her Daddy was dipping his wick into anything on two legs, it's only logical that Megan's slept with a couple half-sisters she didn't know about until after the deed had been done! And now crazy half-sister Milla is all 'C'mon baby, it's not like you can get me pregnant. Just take me over Daddy's desk.. for old time's sake'. And Megan's all 'okay, fine, I'll finger you but I am *not* going down on you. I do have *some* morals after all'.
Only, I do what Karl to play a grizzled police detective who Megan and Olivia use in their wiley game of cat and mouse.
Well, okay fine! He can be the disgraced detective with issues with the bottle (heh, even better BDSM) who sees solving Philandering Dad's murder as his last shot at redemption which, you know, ultimately leads to his downfall.
In the end, all I want is a scene where either Fox or Wilde is wearing a suit and the other follows her to an underground lesbian club. There's jazz, lots of smoke and double entendres as they slow dance with each other!
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Date: 2009-06-18 05:28 am (UTC)Lol, well, if the characters of Friends can live in a New York with *no* people of color, Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde can cavort in a world with no men! Okay, maybe they're like in the background or something, seen but not heard!!
After they'd already gotten drunk together, and had totally hot sex.
Pfft, well DUH!! With the way her Daddy was dipping his wick into anything on two legs, it's only logical that Megan's slept with a couple half-sisters she didn't know about until after the deed had been done! And now crazy half-sister Milla is all 'C'mon baby, it's not like you can get me pregnant. Just take me over Daddy's desk.. for old time's sake'. And Megan's all 'okay, fine, I'll finger you but I am *not* going down on you. I do have *some* morals after all'.
Only, I do what Karl to play a grizzled police detective who Megan and Olivia use in their wiley game of cat and mouse.
Well, okay fine! He can be the disgraced detective with issues with the bottle (heh, even better BDSM) who sees solving Philandering Dad's murder as his last shot at redemption which, you know, ultimately leads to his downfall.
In the end, all I want is a scene where either Fox or Wilde is wearing a suit and the other follows her to an underground lesbian club. There's jazz, lots of smoke and double entendres as they slow dance with each other!