Oh, Bleighton how I've missed thee ...

[fembuck]

So, I'm sure pretty much everyone has seen these pictures by now, but I am helpless to stop myself from commenting because they are so fucking hot.

Now, because I'm me ... I'm going to start with the kinky as hell ones ;)


It's like this series of pics were taken for the specific purpose of making me uncomfortable in the pants.


...makes ... me ... moist ...



Jesus H. Christ! Look at that leg sex! ... and, you know ... everything else that's going on there!



Leighton's butch-titude in this set of pics makes my ovaries quiver. Blake's look in the last pic, might just make my ovaries explode. Holy eye-sex Batman!

GENERAL MOMENTS OF AWESOME GAY




Bleighton Gallery (more pics and full size)
Bleighton Squee Gallery One
Bleighton Squee Gallery Two


She needs to do a 50s period piece. Needs to. If I don't see her dressed like this on screen for a good hour and a half some day, I'm gonna freak out like my mom canceled my World of Warcraft account, I sweat to God!

Classy Megan Gallery

My mind is full of Bleighton-y goodness right now, but one other coherent thing I can think to mention is that I just saw Death Becomes Her, and not only was I delighted to find if wonderfully femslashy, but it made me fall in love with Meryl Streep even more (as every role I see her in does.  The woman is amazing, and gorgeous, and I don't care if she's old enough to collect social security, I would hit like the fist of an angry god if I could!)

Comments

[pictureplaces.livejournal.com]

I"M STILL TOO OVERWHELMED TO POST ANY OF THE BLEIGHTON PHOTOS. They're just sitting on my desktop staring at me in a very homo way.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know. I can't get over how overwhelmingly homo they are around each other. Nothing will EVER, EVER convince me that they haven't done it at least once.

=)

[julie-chaos-09.livejournal.com]

i love it!!!! they are all sooooo hot!!!

Re: =)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know! I hope they keep up this intense level of gay forever :D

[wishing-wounds.livejournal.com]

Is there anyone left who's not convinced they're fucking?

LOL.

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

probably not. :)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I don't want to live in a world where there could be people who are so incredibly unperceptive. When L8N is making jokes about Blake going down on her during interviews, there can be no doubt. I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING PICTURES. They are tapping that like it's their job (which it kind of is, actually)!

[boomwizard.livejournal.com]

I HAD NOT SEEN THOSE PICTURES YET, AND MY DAY WAS MADE BETTER HAVING SEEN THEM.

This your first time seeing Death Becomes Her? It was my favourite movie as a child, and if I wasn't afraid of ruining the movie for myself/raping my childhood I'd go look for fic, because HOLY FEMSLASH BATMAN!

I didn't even have the goggles as a child, and I still saw it.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm glad I could help brighten up your day.

This your first time seeing Death Becomes Her? It was my favourite movie as a child, and if I wasn't afraid of ruining the movie for myself/raping my childhood I'd go look for fic, because HOLY FEMSLASH BATMAN!

I'd seen it before, but when I was really little. I was a scaredy cat when I was a kid, and I remember DBH scaring the bejesus out of me. Goldie with the hole in her stomach, and Meryl and her twisty neck and all that scarred me.

Now as an adult, I'm able to handle such things, lol, AND appreciate the femslash.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Lol, yeah, the first time I saw these pics all I could think was how long did Bleighton wait before having sex. Because.. they so totally did.. and are.. and will do so in the future!!

Heh, as for MF, I re-watched the first Transformers movie tonight. It's amazing how much better that one is after having viewed the POS that is Revenge of the Fallen!! Anyway, it's funny that me and the WWTDD writer have the same reaction when it comes to MF!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Lol, yeah, the first time I saw these pics all I could think was how long did Bleighton wait before having sex. Because.. they so totally did.. and are.. and will do so in the future!!

Based on how gay they were in behind the stage stuff in the first season, I'm guessing they were fooling around right away, and fucking soon after. And I think they will continue to as long as GG is on the air and they have easy access to each other.

I'm going to see revenge of the fallen, tomorrow and I'm scared. I actually liked the first movie. For what it was, it was pretty decent, but I'm pretty much seeing Revenge for Foxy.

Anyway, it's funny that me and the WWTDD writer have the same reaction when it comes to MF!

Great minds think alike :D

[ic1pher.livejournal.com]

Damn, that's a good way to start a day. This makes me happy. OTP. I have to say I'm not entirely convinced. Perhaps they are just two straight girls who like enjoying each others bodies very much. ;p

After that diving joke though, I can't but think that their relationship is quite physical indeed.

[ic1pher.livejournal.com]

...also don't really see the attraction for Megan Fox but at least her outfit generates Moiré patterns, so I can grudgingly respect her in a geeky way.

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

holy crap O.O
this totally makes me like leighton again (seeing that douchebag perez hilton's thing about her sex tape kind of ruined her for me - blake lively hath saved her, though)
long live bleighton *nods*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Leighton rocks. I'll always love her for that diving comment though. The sex tape scandal did throw me for a while, but she's so awesome that I can't stop loving her.

Bleighton truly does make everything better.

[grdnofevrythng.livejournal.com]

Ok so those are Blake and Leighton's coming out pictures right? Those are seriously gay. Blake looks like she wants to eat Leighton right up. That is not how you look at a friend.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Those are seriously gay.

I know. This isn't like two chicks posing together gay. These pictures are gay to the extreme. They are Maximus Gayous.

Blake looks like she wants to eat Leighton right up. That is not how you look at a friend.

I KNOW! Blake is like constantly eye-fucking the shit out of Leighton in these pictures. She just looks at Leighton like she's the most precious (and sexiest) creature in the whole world. It is glorious ... and totally not how friends look at each other.

OMG... i <3 u.

[mamabasto.livejournal.com]

I just love it when you post pics of lovely women. It always seem to brighten my day even though sometimes I think I'm about to have a heart attack by just looking at some of the pics. Lol :D

Re: OMG... i <3 u.

[mamabasto.livejournal.com]

Seriously, if they're not lesbians they're strongly leaning into bi-curious after that photo shoot. They have great chemistry together.

[jaina47.livejournal.com]

Jesus. H. Christ. Bleighton is so gay it's insane.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know. It's at the point where I don't even have words to express the level of their gay.

[sojourn-storm.livejournal.com]

I had not seen these. Wow. If I wasn't convinced before these surely would have hammered the truth into my brain. Why so gay, girls? I love it.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know! It's like whenever one might start to doubt in the bleighton, they come out with something newer and gayer than ever. I thought that Leighton making jokes about Blake going down on her was the gayest it could get, but then these pics come out and I'm like ... "Well, they out gayed themselves again! Good job, girls!"

[novak_fan]

Seriously...I don't get why they're still trying to hide their big gayness true love from the rest of the world. It's not like we are clueless about it or something.
I mean, everybody think they look cute and hot together...but they are such a tease.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It's like everyone is Bleighton crazy. On fandom secrets, there's usually like one bleighton post a week. Everyone Loves Bleighton. There's no reason to hide girls. the world thinks you're sexy.

Oh, well. I just hope that they keep on bringing deliciously gay moments like this.

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

O.O good god! what are they promoting in those pics?! ...who cares! are you sure they're not together together?? hotter than an erupting volcano.

aahhhh, Foxy indeed. i saw the second Transformers movie on the weekend and when Megan first appeared on the screen draped over the bike... Holy Mother of Christ on a Unicycle! i just couldn't help exclaiming "Hot Damn!" out loud. i just found her incredibly adorable in the movie that was way too long. and, can't believe i'm saying this, have too many explosions...

saw Death Becomes Her years ago. can't remember the femslashy bits though. Meryl Streep is brilliant in whatever she chooses to play.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

O.O good god! what are they promoting in those pics?!

New York Pride.

Seriously though, they're outtakes from the Rolling Stone shoot they did I think. Which means that there's no specific reason for them to be this gay, other than they like it.

Holy Mother of Christ on a Unicycle!

Stolen. It's done. I'm using this :D

I've heard really bad reviews of Revenge of the Fallen, but I'm still gonna see it because of Foxy. Damn you woman! Damn you and your short-shorts.

Meryl Streep is brilliant in whatever she chooses to play.

This is true.

You should rewatch DBH. It holds up well, and really is femslashtastic.

[loonyluna256.livejournal.com]

Well fuck me gay why don'tcha.
damn bleighton. fuckin hell. makes me miss GG x 10000

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Well fuck me gay why don'tcha.

Well, okay. If you insist ;)

makes me miss GG x 10000

Yeah, I know. Pics like this make me wish I'd finished watching the second season so that I could write more Blair/Serena

Well dress me in sequins and call me Liberace...

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

I had not seen the Lively Mounting pictures until now. WHAT THE HELL BLEIGHTON? ARE THE TWO OF YOU CAPABLE OF TONING IT DOWN IN THE SLIGHTEST??? And I love how Blake's always cradling/kissing Leighton's head *meltmelt* The last picture of them is fantastic. They both look like they're thinking "This better be the LAST ONE!" :D

Re: Well dress me in sequins and call me Liberace...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

ARE THE TWO OF YOU CAPABLE OF TONING IT DOWN IN THE SLIGHTEST???

No.

And I love how Blake's always cradling/kissing Leighton's head *meltmelt*

This. I feel like Blake would be one of the most awesomest people ever to snuggle with.

God, they're so amazing together!

[flirflir.livejournal.com]

i still can't get over these pics

unf!!!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know. It's like I think my mind has accepted the awesomeness of them, and then BAM I'm flabbergasted by the gay all over again.

[narcolepsy-slds.livejournal.com]

I want to be convinced that this level of gayness cannot be reached without any inherent gayness.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I agree completely.

Nothing will convince me that they aren't knocking boots. Nothing. I'm not saying they're gonna get married and be the world's 20-something Ellen and Portia, but they are totally doing it.

[baby-c15.livejournal.com]

Death Becomes to Her is amazing. It one of my favorite movies when I was a kid, and I remember thinking at the end of the movie how Helen and Barbara where just meant for each other, for all eternity... I was way too young to have gay goggles, but I totally saw it.

And Bleigthon... yeah, that's just... gay and hawt.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Death Becomes Her really is amazingly gay. I'd forgotten most of it because I saw when I was young, and the special effects of their injuries and whatnot scared the hell out of me. But yeah, the gay was just glaringly obvious watching it now. Like even when Madeline was talking to that assistant before the hair guy gave her Isabella Rossellini's card, I was like "OMG, is Madeline propositioning her for sex?" it was SO suggestive. Definitely two thumbs up for that movie.

And 'gay' and 'hawt' really does sum up Bleighton perfectly :D

hahaha!

[julie-chaos-09.livejournal.com]

"makes my ovaries quiver"!!!! haha i've read an entire book today and that is honestly the best thing ive read haha i love it!

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I know this is not a normal comment for your blog etc. But I wanted to say thanx! Your work (have to add a shout out to dollfleshdecay) being fanfiction or the crazy shit you come up with on your blog made me realize something about myself. I realized...me & guys...not so much. But me & girls, oh hell yes! I never thought I would have such an astounding reaction to someone of my gender. But anywho, just wanted to thank you for opening my eyes. And thank you for being you...and all the wonderfullness you bring to the cyber word! ~B